Saturday, 1 September 2012

The Saturday Solution with Dr. Basil Widdairs ~ Todays Despurrate Dilemma:- Do I come out of the Closet?



Welcome to the 'Saturday Solution'
with
Dr. Basil Widdairs


Ph.D. in Kitteh Psychology  
BSc (Hons) Headology  
Psy.D. Furry Logic
 MS. Fuzzy Logic
MA. Common Sense


 

 
My other Professional Credits include:

NOM Master
Snoozy Savant
Purr Master
AdvoCat of T.L. Treatment
Touchy Feely Therapy or T.F.T
Purrfume Aroma Treatment or P.A.T

Dr Basil ~ helping mew to solve all your Pet Peeves, Purrsonal Purroblems and Desperate Dilemmas, no matter how great or small they may be.

I use only the very latest techniques, some of which I have developed myself over my long and esteemed career, which include:

 Purr Therapy ~ For Uptight and Particularly Stressed Kittehs 

Nom Zen ~The Art of Nomming in Total Tranquility 

ZZZ's Snooze Sensation ~ Including Mewsical CatNap Sessions tailored to your purrsonal requirements

YogiCat Meditation ~ Stretches and Breathing Techniques for the Severely Stressed & Overworked

Intense CatNip Therapy ~ This treatment speaks for itself (I find it very beneficial)

I am also an AdvoCat of Tough Love coupled with a healthy dose of common kitteh sense

Purrfume Aroma Treatment ~ A Sensory Smelling Session S.S.S. to calm and soothe with highly aromatic blends of specially selected scents

To help you release all your stresses and worries just drop by my new clinic held here every Saturday or, alternatively email me your purroblem and I'll answer here, if mew require to remain anonymous or anon, purrlease include that in your email. 


Mew can contact me directly at the following address:

DearDrBasil (at) gmail (dot) com

So come and sit on my supurr comfy couch, relax, breath deeply and tell me of your troubles, as I'm ready, willing and able to help...




Here is another of my latest cases:

(Via email)
'Do I come out of the Closet?'
Dear Dr. Basil
I don’t know if mew can help me, as this is something very purrsonal and private, but I don’t know who else to turn to… *SIGH*
I have this huge whopping monstrous secret that I’ve been keeping from my furrmily for quite some time.  The reason that I’m writing to mew is that they are now becoming suspicious of my activities and are asking questions every time I pop out of the cat flap and to be honest I’m running out of excuses.
Mew see my enormous secret is that on the quiet I’m a memfur and the lead in a Troupe of Morris Dancing Cats!  This is the headline:-  
~ Morris & Co with their Blinging Ringing Bells ~
Come and experience the Marvellous Morris & Co in a Bellinging Extravaganza of Bells, Bopping and Merrymaking.
Be Enchanted and Bewitched by Bells!
Plus the fact that we are now getting quite furrmous is also piling the purressure on.
The utter humiliation of telling my furrmily that a big burley ginger Tomcat like myself dances with many bells on my fluffy tail is killing me, so my question to mew, Dr. Basil is:
Do I come out of the Closet and come clean, revealing my secret passion of dancing with many bells strapped to my purrson?
Yours most secretively and immensely despurrate
Morris the Dancing Cat
(Address withheld)

This is my Expert Reply 
Notice how I use the colour purple to raise the conscious mind into making the right choice, thereby releasing any angst or latent fear.

Dear Morris
Bells, you like dancing with bells?  And whistles too? No, ok fine.  I see your point Morris, mew don’t want to be seen as anything other than the persona mew have created in your home environment ~ Mr Big Burley Strong Tomcat ~ and mew don’t want to been seen as ~ Little Miss Girly Kitteh Dancer with Bells ~ Mew are living a secret double life, this isn’t good for your mental well-being and making excuses when trying to hide your activities will only add to your purroblems.
My advice to mew today is from The School of Tough Love – T.S.O.T.L. – Mew need be proud of your achievements whatever they maybe, don’t concern yourself with what others think of mew. There are always going to be those in the world that don’t understand mew, but if mew spend your life in fear what others think, mew are robbing yourself of the chance to be happy and mew are actually cheating yourself out of exciting future experiences brought on by an unreal fear of how mew think others will judge mew.
Remember, that if its not hurting anyone and mew don’t have a purroblem with it, its ok.  What anyone else thinks is null and void and completely irrelevant, if mew are happy - do it, if mew aren’t - stop.  Its as simple that.
Others’ issues are not your purroblem, it’s fur them to deal with, as they obviously have deep seated concerns themselves that they need to address and deal with*
(However, if mew are feeling any sort of anxiety I recommend that mew have a good healthy dose of catnip before, mew won’t care two purrs after a good hit of the really strong stuff.)
So stand up tall, open that closet door wide, get your freak on and show the world what mew can do ~ Shake that furry body, jingle those bells and be proud of who mew are Morris! Rock on dude and more power to mew!
However, if mew really can’t face the reality of revealing yourself in the immediate future, my other suggestion is mew wear masquerade mask, thereby hiding your true identity from the world – nevertheless mew must be aware that this is only a tempory fix – like a small band aid - and not a valid solution to your long term dilemma, mew will still be in the same situation mew are now, but only worse.
(*If your family have any issues with mew getting your freak on with bells, I suggest mew bring them along to The Saturday Solution Clinic for some open furrmily counselling sessions with my esteemed colleague: Dr. K.B. Dundee who will be more than happy to assist.)
Morris, I do hope that The Saturday Solution has helped mew, and if mew need any further consultations, purrlease don't hesitate to MEOW me!
Yours most sincerely
Dr. Basil
@ The Saturday Solution Clinic T.M.
____________________________

Todays Moral Code is:

~ Don’t Judge Others ~

Be Kind - Be Supportive - Be Nice

ALWAYS!
_________________________________


If mew can relate to this purroblem or feel that mew are in need of any assistance, purrlease leave a comment to: Dear Dr. Basil.... or email me directly and I'll get back to mew.

Thank mew all for joining me today on The Saturday Solution with Dr Basil, and if you've missed this session don't forget that I'll be back next week with another open clinic and case study.

Until then, Keep Calm and Purr

Dr. Basil

Ph.D. ~ BSc. (Hons) ~ Psy.D. ~ MS ~ MA



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3 comments:

  1. From Dr. K.B. Dundee writes,
    Morris, you're a big handsome ginger tom with a complex? Dude! The ladies love the ring-a-ding-ding and us gingers always look cool no matter what we do! Strut your stuff! Ring dem golden bells! Let your little light shine! And get the heck out of the closet before someone accuses you of peeing in his slippers.

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    1. Very mice to see mew again Dr. K.B. and I see you have the same professional opion as me! Great minds do think alike!

      Dr. Basil

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  2. I agree with KB. We Marmalade (A US of A term) are very well loved by the female feline and known for frolicking fancifur fun.
    I have to send some family to see you Basil
    Timmy

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*Waves Paw* we love comments and do purr extra loud when mew leave one, and we do try to reply to effurypurrdy and visit mew too! ❤️❤️❤️

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