Saturday, 15 September 2012

The Saturday Solution with Dr. Basil ~ Kitteh in Conflict ~ Do I move in the Dog House?

Welcome to the 'Saturday Solution'
Dr. Basil Widdairs

Ph.D. in Kitteh Psychology  
BSc (Hons) Headology  
Psy.D. Furry Logic
 MS. Fuzzy Logic
MA. Common Sense


My other Professional Credits include:

NOM Master
Snoozy Savant
Purr Master
AdvoCat of T.L. Treatment
Touchy Feely Therapy or T.F.T
Purrfume Aroma Treatment or P.A.T

Dr Basil ~ helping mew to solve all your Pet Peeves, Purrsonal Purroblems and Desperate Dilemmas, no matter how great or small they may be.

I use only the very latest techniques, some of which I have developed myself over my long and esteemed career, which include:

 Purr Therapy ~ For Uptight and Particularly Stressed Kittehs 

Nom Zen ~The Art of Nomming in Total Tranquility 

ZZZ's Snooze Sensation ~ Including Mewsical CatNap Sessions tailored to your purrsonal requirements

YogiCat Meditation ~ Stretches and Breathing Techniques for the Severely Stressed & Overworked

Intense CatNip Therapy ~ This treatment speaks for itself (I find it very beneficial)

I am also an AdvoCat of Tough Love coupled with a healthy dose of common kitteh sense

Purrfume Aroma Treatment ~ A Sensory Smelling Session S.S.S. to calm and soothe with highly aromatic blends of specially selected scents

To help you release all your stresses and worries just drop by my new clinic held here every Saturday or, alternatively email me your purroblem and I'll answer here, if mew require to remain anonymous or anon, purrlease include that in your email. 

Mew can contact me directly at the following address:

DearDrBasil (at) gmail (dot) com

So come and sit on my supurr comfy couch, relax, breath deeply and tell me of your troubles, as I'm ready, willing and able to help...

Here is another of my latest cases:

(Via email)

‘Kitteh in Conflict ~ Do I move in the Dog House?’
Dear Dr. Basil
I don’t know if mew cover this particular field, but my purroblem is this.
Our new neighbours have a dog, they keep it outside so now I can’t go in the back garden anymore as it waits for me by the wire fence.  While the fence is tall enough to keep me safe, that’s not the purroblem.  The dog wants to be my furriend, like my furpal, like my bestie, mew know what I’m saying?  How would that look to my gang if I start fraternizing with the enumy?  My street cred would plummet and my stocks and shares prices would nose dive into oblivion.
I feel quite conflicted at this doggy is left on its own for most of the time, I’ve been watching mew see.  The hoomans aren’t that nice, they just chuck a bit of food out and that’s about it.  So the doggy goes nuts when I go outside.  His name is Frank and he just yaps and yaps and yaps.   I can’t actually get a word in edgeways!
So what would mew suggest is my best plan of action while maintaining my street cred and not being a total jerk to Frank?
Yours mostly conflicted
Darwin the Devious

This is my Expert Reply
Today I use the colour ORANGE, as it stimulates creativity and this colour is also associated with a new dawn in attitude. In other words its purrfect fur this purroblem.

Dear Darwin the Devious
Nice handle btw, are mew really that devious? OK good, because that will help mew tremendously.  I say if mew feel that the doggy is lonely and has reached a paw out to mew, mew must do the honourable thing and take that lonely doggy paw and offer some comfort.  Frank is obviously despurrate and in much need of company and because mew are nearest mew are NOW his furriend.
As fur your street cred and what your gang may or may not think about mew, is actually irrelevant.  Mew sound like the type of kitteh that takes no nonsense, so I’m sure mew can handle the situation.  However, one thing mew mustn’t do is end up alienating everyfurry one.
Firstly I suggest mew talk to Frank and tell him that mew can be his furriend, but he needs to chill out and stop his incessant yapping, there’s yapping and then there’s yapping just fur the sake of yapping.   I would spend a little bit of time with him before mew go and meet your colleagues and do the same upon your return.
As Frank becomes used to your coming and going he should settle down and be more at ease in his new surroundings.  Mew could even get him a toy to play with if mew think he would like that.  
As fur your colleagues, I would actually invite them round and introduce Frank to them all, saying he’s your new contact and can offer a multitude of services that would be most beneficial to your group activities, I.E:  Mew could use him as extra muscle always a useful thing to have, or as a look out, the choice is yours, but the possibilities are endless.  There are many positives to having a doggy on side, transport for one, heavy lifting is another and I think that your furriends will see the benefits too, provided that mew offer them a purrfectly plausible explanation mew shouldn’t have any purroblems or repurrcussions.
If Frank is presented in a way that is benign and non-threatening, with all your decidedly deviant skills, mew will have a win win situation and be helping a fellow furriend in need.
Darwin, I do hope that The Saturday Solution has helped mew today, and if mew need any further consultations, purrlease don't hesitate to MEOW me!
Yours most sincerely
Dr. Basil
@ The Saturday Solution Clinic T.M.


Todays Moral Code is:

~ If a Paw is extended in need, take it  ~

If mew can relate to this purroblem or feel that mew are in need of any assistance, purrlease leave a comment to: Dear Dr. Basil.... or email me directly and I'll get back to mew.

Thank mew all for joining me today on The Saturday Solution with Dr Basil, and if you've missed this session don't forget that I'll be back next week with another open clinic and case study.

Until then, Keep Calm and Purr

Dr. Basil

Ph.D. ~ BSc. (Hons) ~ Psy.D. ~ MS ~ MA

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