Wednesday, 25 June 2014

Wordy on Wednesday ~ The Pink Flamingo Saga Continues... Part III

Welcome to another Installment of   

Wordy on Wednesday 

[formerly known as Wordless on Wednesdays but we've got too much to say! MOL]

Midweek greetings supurr furriends

 The Pink Flamingo Saga continues... in Part III 


For a quick recap on the all bizarro happenings click here:  Part I Part II

Mew may remember that my baby brofur Smoochie was bunny-kicking the pants off the pink menace at the end of our last riveting episode. 

 Using his supurr Smoochie skillz, he bunny-kicked that fiend senseless using 
his supurr strong back leg. 
"That's fur traumatizing my big sisfur!" he said triumphantly.

>^.^<

"And ACTION!"

Smoochie was really getting stuck in to the fluorescent pink teleporting wacko when there was an almighty

***POOF***

and it vanished.

Amber rushed to the patio doors and saw the wicked pink menace magically appear in the lavender bush. 

"To the garden," she called. 


 Smoochie was already racing across the lawn towards it, when 

***POOF***

The pesky varmint landed on top of the garden gate.
Glaring at us with it beady black eyes and a rather disconcerting smirk. 

"You crazy kitties can't catch me!" he laughed menacingly.



"I'll get him!" I cried leaping up onto the top of the gate, but I was a fraction too late, it had 

***POOFED***
 
out of there.


Materializing in the most holy of holiest places.

"It's in our flippin' cat-mint!" Amber shouted from the courtyard. "That cheeky pesky pest is in our cat-mint, get him!"

She raced towards the mill-wheel and this is what happened next...


She found the pink menace fully submerged face first in one of our beloved and prized cat-mint plants.



Completely oblivious to effurrything going on around him, the pink flamingo burrowed deeper into the fragrant nectar absorbing its wondurpurr fragrance



Fully engulfed, the pink pest plunged a little further into the very core of the cat-mint and all we could hear was a strange snorting and chomping sound.  We were quite astounded and kept our distance, not knowing what would happen next...



Finally the pesky pink varmint came up for air - taking rasping gasping breaths he stretched out completely, almost coma-like.

[On another note: I have to admire his tenacity and outright hardcore approach to embracing this truly magnificent plant.]




Amber jumped onto the mill-wheel, just as the pink menace emerged from the most thrilling experience he'd effur had. 

She was not a happy camper. "This is completely unacceptable!" she said trying to contain her outrage as the pink winged beastie lay in a hallucinogenic daze, completely ignorant of the extreme wrath being directed like claw-tipped arrows straight at him.



"This means war!" she said resolutely.

Dan dan daah....


'And CUT!' 


>^.^<

Smoochie here, "Sorry mew guys, but we'll have to leave it there fur this week, the P.A. has other stuff to do  now, but don't worry we'll be back with more before mew know it!" 

The Pink Flamingo Saga will continue next week... so stayed tuned for what happened next....

What do mew think will happen next?!

Have a pawesome day

Bestest purrs

Basil & Co 

9 comments:

  1. I am loving this story! I am glad you have stretched in on for a weeks because every time I see that you have posted a new post, I am eager to click it to hear more of the story! BOL!!!
    Love it!!
    ღ husky hugz ღ frum our pack at Love is being owned by a husky!

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  2. Hmmm, what a nasty vermit you have on your hands.

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  3. Yikes, that poofy Pink Menace sure is ornery! It looks like cat-mint might be its Achilles heel, though! :)

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  4. He's tauntin' you, Basil. Imagine hoppin' into your catmint. The nerve. The audacity. The... The... The MOUSES! You're gonna have to get him and you're gonna have to get him good.

    Purrs,
    Nissy

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  5. Who knew flamingoes like the catnip? When he was dazed and confused, we think y'all should have pummeled the heck out of him. XO, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo

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  6. Aaaw ya'll be so adowable. Glad yous all had fun.

    Luv ya'

    Dezi

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  7. Hoo Cat
    Well Basil I fur one would not want sisfur Amber giving me those daggers!
    That bird is baked or cooked or maybe just fricasseed
    Timmy

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  8. Whoa that catmint must be good stuff! We think Amber is going to give theese Pink Menace the what-for!

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  9. Never knew cat mint had an effect on plushy plink flamingos. Maybe I should try it out on my plastic one too.

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