Welcome to another Installment of
Wordy on Wednesday
[formerly known as Wordless on Wednesdays but we've got too much to say! MOL]
Midweek greetings supurr furriends, we're back as
The Pink Flamingo Saga continues... in Part IV
At the end of last weeks episode, Amber declared war after the Pink Pest was discovered in one of our highly prized cat-mint plants.
"This means war!" she said resolutely.
"Careful Smoochie, don't get too close, that beak looks mightily sharp!" Amber said as Smoochie moved in fur a closer inspection.
"He's out fur the count!" Smoochie replied. "Listen, I'm sure I can hear snoring, either that or he's heavy breathing."
"Move out of the way while I bat him to make sure," Amber instructed.
"Ouch, that was my ear," Smoochie complained. "Retract your flipping claws would mew!"
"Get your giant big ears out of the way then!" she replied in exasperation.
Then rather unexpectedly
"Jumping jeepers, where'd he go?!" Amber asked not quite believing her eyes, as the strange pink sparkles slowly winked out.
[Basil here: I deduced that the catmint caused a visual reaction when the pink varmint teleported, hence the shower of rather unusual sparkles]
"He's not over here," Smoochie called. "I can't see him anywhere."
"Me either," Amber replied. "Can anyone else see him in the garden?"
"Cloaking device engaged, I am now one with the plant!" The Pink Flamingo muttered. "They'll never see me now...Muwhahahahahaaaaa..."
"Hey guys, I just heard something," Snowie said. "Like an evil mocking laugh, it's coming from near the pink lupin."
"Dratz, dratz and double dratz, I been discovered!" The Pink Flamingo said with utter annoyance under his breath. "I'd better get the flip out of here."
"You'll never catch me!" he shouted as he landed in a heap with soft thwump on the lawn, then realized he was only 20 feet from his previous location.
Smoochie was already in action, hurtling at tri-speed [that's supurr Smoochie 3 legged speed] across the lawn towards the pink evilness who was flapping up a storm trying to teleport away.
[Rather unsuccessfully I might add, hence the fresh pile of rose petals, the P.A. will not be happy when she sees this.]
"You can't run and you can't hide!" Smoochie laughed as he closed the distance.
"Oh bugger!" The Pink Flamingo said, as realization dawned that there was something really, really wrong with his teleporting powers.
"Keep him there!" Amber yelled. "I'm on my way... and this time there will be no hesitation."
"Laser beams on and powering up," Amber growled mercilessly as she stalked her prey with a steely determination from the other side of the lawn.
"Don't do it Amber!" I shouted, spinning around to intercept her before she did something she'd regret for about a whole 5 seconds.
Thanks fur stopping today, and join us again next Wednesday fur the next riveting episode in
The Pink Flamingo Saga
In the meantime we'll be here again on Friday with the fabulous Pet Parade, hope to see mew then!
Have a pawesome day
Basil & Co