Wednesday, 16 July 2014

Wordy on Wednesday ~ The Pink Flamingo Saga Continues... Part VI

Welcome to another Installment of 

Wordy on Wednesday 

[formerly known as Wordless on Wednesdays but we've got too much to say! MOL]

 The Pink Flamingo Saga continues... in Part VI




It all got epically supurr out of control at the end of last weeks episode, Amber fractured her laser sight and we were left ducking and dodging her deadly laser beams, purraying that the streams didn't cross. 

For a quick recap on the all happenings thus far, click here:  

 Part I ~ Part II ~ Part III ~ Part IV  ~ Part V 

>^.^<



All of a sudden the neon laser beams shot skywards and started to get dangerously close, dancing and pulsating with a life almost of their own.

So what happens if the streams cross?" Smoochie asked again, still completely clueless.


I took in a deep breath before I answered, my tone supurr serious and decidedly sober. "It's bad Smooch, real bad..."

>^.^<


 "And ACTION!"


 
"Amber, fur the love of noms, close your eyes!" I yelled above the crackling laser beams. 

"I'm trying!" She cried out desperately rolling over. "Nothings working!"

"This is not good, has anyone got a laser resistant blindfold?" I shouted above the ever increasing electrical hum as the deadly pink lasers started to glow brighter and brighter.



 
The intense beams faltered, winking out fur a brief second and I thought Amber had managed to close her eyes. But no, the beams shot skywards again in a hot pink blaze and exploded with a sizzling crack in multiple directions like a laser light show, shredding the thick clouds to nothing more than frondy wisps as they danced playfully across the sky.

"I hope the air-force aren't doing any manoeuvres today," I mumbled rather worriedly. "We could be in some supurr scorchio hot water, or a whole heap of double trouble if Amber accidentally shoots at one of their planes!"

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Meanwhile in another part of the garden, barely audible above the nightmarish scene unfolding a few feet away, I heard the now 'oh so familiar'



***POOF***


with an added 
 
***DOINK***
 
"I can't believe it!" Smoochie exclaimed rubbing his eyes to just make doubly sure he wasn't seeing things.


 

Low and behold, and quite unbelievably the pesky pink menace had escaped being toasted and totally vapourized a few moments before, and he poofed, then doinked, landing right in front of me as luck would have it.




I decided to spring into action, putting the Bitey on that Pesky Pink Varmint instantly, taking the oppurrtunity fur ridding ourselves of this harbinger of doom once and fur all.


After that initial first mouthful, I had to ponder momentarily whether to continue, as he wasn't as delicious or juicy as I thought he'd be, not even after being nearly roasted too, which to be furry honest really peeved me, as I was way past due fur a snack!






I tried again and again, but still that artificial pinkness really didn't agree with my supurr sensitive taste-buds and I had to leap up and lick something that I know is supurr scrumptious just to get that heinous revolting taste off my tongue.

"Yuck!" I spat at the pink evilness. "Mew taste horrid!"

"Can I taste him Basil?" Smoochie asked eagerly. "Just one little lick? Can I? Can I? Can I?"

"Don't do it Smooch, it's just too evilly artificial fur us!" I replied, warning him off. 

He looked most furry dejected for a second, then rather relieved when he heard this...

"Of course I taste vile, can't you tell I'm full of additives?" The Pink Flamingo answered rather matter of factly. "You don't think this level of pinkness happens naturally do you?" 

But before I could answer, Amber let out a rip roaring. 

"Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeoooooooooooooooooooooowl!"

And we all turned in total synchronization to see this.


"Jumping jeepers and holy moly, the streams have crossed!" I surprised myself by almost screaming. "Effuryone Run!"



***BOOM!***
 The sky rumbled and the air crackled and fizzed with such force we were all thrown effurywhere and pinned to the ground by the initial fallout.

The lights in the sky were so flash-tastic and neon bright that I couldn't look, but then I heard it, and I didn't need to see it, as my heart sank into a pit so deep it was fathomless.  

I instantly recognised the awful sound of the sky ripping and tearing apart like giant razor sharp claws were shredding the heavens above us. I shuddered to the furry bottom of my hair follicles as my hackles sprang up in their natural reaction to what I hoped I would neffurr have to encounter again.

"Oh my Goddess Bast, have mercy on us!" I said under my breath.


'And CUT!'  
  

>^.^<

That's it fur this weeks episode furriends, but not to worry, we'll be back next Wednesday with the next, nearly toppling off your scratchpost with excitement, rip roaring, mew'll neffur believe your eyes episode, and there are even more unanswered questions now... Such as...

How did that pesky pink varmint survive that blast?

[This one again] How come there's more laser beams than a Star Wars movie?


Do laser resistant blindfolds actually exist and would it work?

Were the air-force in the skies above? 

OMC The streams have crossed, what happens to Amber now? 

The streams have crossed, what does this mean?

What has Basil encountered before, and how bad can it really be?

 Are Pink Flamingos really poisonous to cats?

How many episodes are left? [As many as needed to tell the story]

Is this the penultimate one? [evidently not]

etc... purrlease feel free to add your own questions...


Thanks so much fur joining us again, mew know we love your company

Happy Wednesday

Bestest purrs

Basil & Co xox



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15 comments:

  1. haha! I loved those videos!!!!
    Can't wait for the next part of the story!
    ღ husky hugz ღ frum our pack at Love is being owned by a husky!

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    1. I laughed too, me on YouTube = Hilarious!!! MOL

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  2. Great videos pal. Fun story too.

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    1. Thanks Mario, it's really heating up now.... stay tuned for the next episode!! MOL

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  3. OMC! What's gonna happen next?? (And we're glad you put the bitey on that pink varmint.)

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    1. Hiya Island Kitties, it's getting right out of control.... and as fur what's coming next, mew'll neffur believe it!!! [Yep I'm real glad too the pink beast had some biting action! MOL]

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  4. I know that sound! That sound of the sky rippin' apart. I've heard it when Seville has been messin' with the space-time continuum and you know...

    Purrin' that you're all okay.

    Purrs,
    Nissy #Nissy4Senate

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    1. Phew, I'm glad I'm not the only one, so Seville is guilty of such things too, that's furry interesting to know! MOL

      Thanks fur all your purrin' it makes us feel much better XOX #Nissy4Senate XOX

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  5. Yikes we had no idea that the Pink Menance would taste BAD...we thought he might actually taste good! Maybe theese next set of lasers will toast him up for you Basil and it will be better!

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    1. I know, it was the biggest shock to me too... he look so yummy and juicy... it was one of those: too good to be true moments! If he gets zapped again, I may give it another go, but to be honest I think mouse droppings would taste better than he does, and I certainly wouldn't want to be eating those!!! MOL

      XOX

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  6. OMC! It is so scary I can hardly look.

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    1. Oh Flynn, don't panic, well not yet anyway, maybe next weeks episode when mew find out what emerges from the trans-dimensional tear thingy!!! MOL

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  7. Wow, you have left us on the edge of our seats. Phooey. We can't believe we have to wait until next Wednesday to find out what happens next. XO, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo

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    1. Hiya Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo, yep sorry about that... it's just that we can't fit it into one post... mew'd be here fur days!!! MOL

      Next weeks episode is really good though, don't miss it... Kitty kisses to mew all Basil xox

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  8. Hey Basil Buddy we are just CATching up on our episodes. Meow what a scary time. I really did not think that seared pink boid would be tasty but would have given him the bitey myself to make sure
    A cats gotta do and all that.
    Timmy

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