[formerly known as Wordless on Wednesdays but we've got too much to say! MOL]
Well, like Oh My Cod last weeks episode was the most bonkers thing effur to happen on the blog thus far, and then there was the revealing of my previous employment in the supurr secret Field Investigation Burrow or F.I.B. which as mew know is strictly classified, and then let's not furget Furrz, an old acquaintance lets say and not a furry furriendly one at that... overtly homicidal would be more appropriate!
Anyhoo, enough of my ramblings I bet mew're chomping at the bit to find out what happens next, so lets dive right into episode 8
For a quick recap on the all happenings thus far, click here:
Part I ~ Part II ~ Part III ~ Part IV ~ Part V ~ Part VI ~ Part VII
The Pink Menace was too terrified to even scream as Furrz reached out to grab him tightly in his deadly spindly clawed mitt.
"So Viddairs, vhat vill you do now I have your new buddy?" Furrz goaded maliciously his accent almost too much now. "Shall I do the same thing as I did to your last buddy, Agent MacSquirrel?"
I could feel the rage suddenly fizzing through my veins as I remembered what he did to my last partner, P.K. MacSquirrel. He stuck those long pointy tubular claws right in him and sucked him dry, right there in front of me and I couldn't do a thing to stop it. I had neffur felt so powerless in all my life.
I took a long deep breath, not wishing a hideous end like that on anyone, not even the Pesky Pink Menace.
"Furrz, let him go," I said determinedly, stepping forward confidently. "This is between me and mew."
"I'm hungry, and this morsel vill be a nice little appetizer!" Furrz sneered unpleasantly. "Before I get to the main course of Agent Viddairs."
"Mew really want to know what happened to your brother Mattee Ballz?" I said, my tone was ice cold. Now I had this crazy unhinged aliens attention I continued. "Mattee is very much alive and well, in fact he's our local postman and has been effur since mew left him when mew retreated like a big girls blouse, mew flea-bitten coward."
"Lies!" screamed Furrz. "You are full of lies, I saw you keel him!"
"Keel him, there are no boats here, we're fifty miles inland... oh kill him! No, mew didn't see that at all. Mew saw a huge explosion as the trans-dimensional vortex closed, he was stranded here," I said furry matter of factly. "In fact he always thought mew were a two bit raving loony dictator and was more than happy to finally be away from your total tyrannical insanity of trying to take over the universe, like all the time."
"More lies, every time you open your catty mouth lies come tumbling out!" he yelled venomously as his grip clenched tighter around the Pink Flamingo.
"Look Furzz, face it, no-one likes mew, not even your own furmilly of supurr hairy ballz," I said evenly. "Your brother has neffur been happier since he inadvertently got reassigned here."
"LIES!" Furrz screeched insanely his eyes bulging as his evil spindly mitt began to squeeze the breath out of the Pink Varmint. He lifted his free mitt to plunge the tubey talons into the soft squidgy pinkness and suck it dry, brains and all.
The Pink Flamingo finally found his voice and wailed as the supurr sharp pointy instruments of death punctured his body.
I was transfixed momentarily, and was just about to spring on that life-sucker, all claws blazing and go atomically ballistic, when suddenly there was a movement that caught my eye, but before I could do anything else this happened.
"Arrrrrrrghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" he shrieked. "What vile disgusting trickery is this?"
I looked at him, my expression rather perplexed as I had no idea what the flip he was on about. I gave a half shrug but before I could answer furry strange things started to happen to him.
[Mew can watch the video now!]
Furrz screamed and howled, writhing as his face swelled and puffed up in a rather disconcerting manner, his tongue swelling and doing all sorts of really unpleasant things.
I backed away, thinking the evil one was going to burst and that's when I saw Smoochie.