Thinking About Thursday
Smoochie here pawesome furriends, the rest of the Kitty Clan are too tired to even join in today after yesterdays big protest to the powers that be, they said and I quote.
"Smoochie, Small-Fry, Pootle, MacNibbler! We need extra, extra naps after all that sign making, shouting, protesting and walking in effur decreasing circles and constantly bumping into one another and not furgetting all the protesting, so the blog is all yours, do something pawesome!"
So there I was, smooching about wondering what to do fur today's post while the others had extra zzzzz's, and then it hit me, not actually hit me, but hit me as in a 'eureka' hit me. I wondered what it would be like to be really famous... or furrmous... and this is what I came up with...
I slowly drifted down into Daydreamsville...
The Furrmous Imaginings of Smoochie
Welcome to SmoochieVille
Purrhaps ~ A small hamlet named after me
[obviously get rid of the yellow peril and smashed up pallets, we'd have to have a bit of a clean up, either that or my imagination needs a bit of work]
Effuryone furrmous should have their own cereals with 100% pure Catnip
The Let Me In Anywhere Pass Card
This would grant me unrestricted access to anything, anytime & anywhere!
Movie magic starring yours truly, Smoochie Smoochums MacSmooch
Smoochie Pop Art
This ones a given, if you're furrmous, mew automatically get multi-coloured pictures
Smoochie Postage Stamps
No licking my bottom though, they'd have to be self adhesive fur sure
[I can't have anyone just licking things willynilly!]
Smoochie Trading Cards
Better than your bestest effur kitty credit card
Finally me in Times Square!
Appurrently when your face is here, mew've cracked the BIG Time [whateffur that is!]
But seriously, when mew look at things realistically, what more could a sweet little country kitty effur want out of life, apart from:
A great furrmilly [check]
Lot's of love [check]
Lot's of cuddles [check]
Lot's of pats [check]
A lovely garden to play in [check]
Supurr soft beds to sleep in [check]
Clean bathroom facilities [check]
Lot's of toys [check]
Oodles of catnip [check]
Breakfast, Lunch, Dinner [check]
Daily brushing [check]
Excellent Medical [check]
Anything else that may crop up [check]
So as fun and exciting as being furrmous could be, I think deep down I'm just a 3 legged kitty who really just wants the simple life he already has.
So today after all that, I'm thinking that I'm furry happy with the life I have and I'm uber
So to all our wunderpurr furriends around the world, on behalf of the Kitty Clan, I send mew all bucket loads of blessings effuryday fureffur!
Thanks fur joining me on my little voyage of discovery and don't furget to come back tomorrow for the mega 1st Anniversary of The Pet Parade and pawesome give-away and pawesome pawty!
Epic purrs & Kitty Kisses