Freaky on Thursday
A Space Odyssey
Well if mew were here yesterday, mew will know that Parsley and Smooch pressed the button on my secret control console that clearly stated
DO NOT PUSH!
Rendering me trapped in a green light vortex and being pulled up through the atmosphere, I thought that the vortex would run out of juice before I reached the upper echelons of the stratosphere and that I'd gently float back to earth.
I was wrong, seriously wrong!
Floating into space was not my idea of a great day out, especially since it's the P.A.'s Birthday today and I was deep in preparation fur a surprise pawty fur her.
Anyhoo, nothing to be done about that now... many thanks to the pawesome guys on the space station fur taking my picture as I drifted by and emailing it to the P.A. so she didn't worry too much about my sudden disappearance.
Luckily the green vortex seems to generating oxygen somehow, as obviously if it wasn't I wouldn't be able to breathe! MOL
And mew maybe wondering how I'm able to transmit my thoughts as I float off to lordy knows where, I'll let mew in on a little secret, when I was part of the F.I.B (Field Intelligence Bureau - mew will remember from the Pink Flamingo Saga) I was implanted with a chip which is connected to a supurr computer in my secret bunker. I can send my thought-waves via the chip which uses many of secret satellites orbiting earth to transmit my thoughts directly to the computer, which then uploads them here. Purretty smart eh? Mew can't beat a bit of modern technology, so as I continue my deep space exploration I can keep mew updated on my progress, I just hope I don't slip through any black holes as I think all communication will be lost furrever.
Parsley and Smooch are in my secret bunker monitoring my progress around the clock and trying to figure a way to get me back to earth asap.
Believe me when that happens, I'll be having many stern words with those two heathens.
BTW I could do with some whiskers cat milk over ice and a bag of dreamies when I return! MOL
In the meantime, this is Basil, Space Traveller Extraordinaire signing out fur today.