Appurrently not, that was just Amber and Posie saying Humphrey had crabs, and lobsters fur that matter because they were both annoyed at his inability to extract himself from his hammock and help clean up The Crimson Revenge.
I later found out that his purrchant fur catnip and nip rum, oh and not furgetting his hangoffur was the reason fur this. Humphrey did say he was having 'hair of the cat' to get him up and at 'em, and that he had effury intention of helping... at some point... later in the day... much much later... aftur a really good catnap.
What on earth is that tentacled thing rising out of the deep?
The furry few survivors of such attacks raised the alarm and the Krakens were hunted mercilessly throughout the 1600's until they finally became extinct as I mentioned earlier. As there were neffur any more sightings reported aftur that year, unless and I hope I'm wrong, the Krakens wised up and made sure there were no survivors, as dead men tell no tales!
Scary thought huh? There could be all manner of things living down there that we really wouldn't want to meet, like effur!
Purrhaps aliens have underwater bases... ok, I'll stop there... MOL MOL
To be honest I was furry impressed that Humphrey came up with such a Machiavellian plan at such short notice.... most impressed! [So he wasn't that hung-offur]
Appurently the batch he'd made fur Speedy's Pirate Pawty had been contaminated by a little 'fall out' from a bazooka party which Smooch and Parsley were having in the bunker [heathen children - note to self change code on armoury door!] it wasn't until Humphrey was at the pawty and they dowsed the meaty offurings on the BBQ with it that he discovered that it was highly and I mean highly volatile.
The combination of flames and hot sauce caused the BBQ to explode and as fur the meaty delights, well lets just say they were beyond toasted and crispy creamed. The good news was that we all still had our eyebrows, the bad news was Speedy's garden was a little scorched - many apologies to Speedy and his mum, we did offur to send new turf and a couple of shubbery shrubs to replace the burnt bushes.
They'd neffur abandon the ship, well maybe but only f it was sinking and they had absolutely no other choice.
OMC that sounds like some really big secret, are mew really ready fur that kind of commitment?
But he offured me enlightenment, and really who can say no to that, so I took a chance and went fur it. I know mew are despurrate to learn the answers after my meeting with the big dude himself but that comes in the next two revelations epsiodes. [Well I can't reveal effurything at once! MOL]
I purrsonally would give it minus zero stars as I mentioned in Revelations I, due to the fact that;
a: The journey there was a nightmare
b: Even though the beach's were furry sandy and welcoming, the pygmy cannibal Tor-Tye weren't
c: Swimming with sharks has neffur been on my bucket list
d: Kraken Surprise speaks fur itself - not on my bucket list either
e: Meeting new and furry unhinged creatures and immersing yourself in their culture and traditions - a definite no no
f: Being ambushed my the most fearsome pirate of that era - another not on my to do list
g: Living on a knifes edge fur purretty much most of time we were there - not relaxing in the slightest
h: Barely escaping several supurr close shaves - not the best way to unwind and chill
i: Barely escaping the island
My advice is have a Staycation, that's our plan fur this summer! MOL
[But then again mew that even in Sleepy Hollow anything can happen at anytime....]
And what's the room service like?