with Amber the Self-Appointed Biblio-Kitty
Supurr happy greetings fellow book lovers
I do hope mew all had a wunderpurr Halloween and a safe one too, and all I can say is thank goodness the library is back to normal, all that fake mist nearly did me in, and we had to have a little exorcism to get rid of the ghosties, so paws crossed my nip and cream biccies won't go missing again.
Also we're all ok aftur the run in with the zombie kitty on Monday obviously I can't say anymore about it right now as, what happened in the bunker, stays in the bunker!
On another note the clocks went back on Sunday and now we in almost complete darkness for most of the day [not quite, that was a little of an offur-statement], but fur me it's all rainbows and unicorns because that means snuggling in front of the wood-burner with a new pile of tomes from my urgent to read list, this fur me equates to heavenly abandon on so many levels! MOL
Anyhoo let's get on with the show and see what delightfulness I have in store fur mew today...
This week on book reviews with Amber, I'm sharing
Amber's Purrsonal Copy
244 not-so-pretty kitties and cats gone bad
This is a rather humorous, sorry extremely hilarious collection of kitty mugshots with captions to make mew meow-out-loud. It's a pocket sized book which includes the names, ages and hobbies of featured the kitties, and comes with a warning, which clearly states: may contain offensive material!
Now, while not suitable fur younger readers, if mew are of a suitable age aka adultish on a good day, I'm sure mew will be seriously MOL-ing at some of the pictures.
The P.A. had tears of laughter running down her cheeks when I showed her a brief selection of the kitties featured, and if I'm truthful she laughed so hard she couldn't get her breath, and I finally had to wrestle it way from her, it was either that or call an ambulance when I couldn't purrform the CPR due to severe oxygen deprivation, and then my whole day would have been ruined.
I really did want to share some of the pictures with mew but sadly due to copyright issues and all that jazz, I don't want a lawsuit up my jacksy at some point in the future fur the sake of a few laughs.
But here's the book blurb instead courtesy of Amazon UK:
It's the dark side that most cat owners never see. The side that wouldn't be caught dead purring. Here, in full colour, in all their infamy, are hundreds of trouble makers and moggy delinquents. They're bad cats, with bad intentions and bad attitude. So the next time your sweet little ball of fur misses the litter tray, ask yourself - was it really an accident??
In my humble opinion, these cats do not reflect the feline species as a whole, but I'm sure that some like this do exist, that aside I really, really enjoyed it and if mew feel the need fur a good MOL-ing session then this is the book fur mew!
I did have to hide it from Smooch and Parsley lest the two young heathens get any new idea's.
Just a wurd of caution, if buying from a real book store, DO NOT OPEN IT in store and begin reading, unless mew want to escorted from the building fur having a hysterical episode!
Paperback edition: 266 pages
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I do hope mew enjoy this little ray of sunshine and if mew've seen it already, tell me; what did mew think?
Sadly it's time fur me to say BFN or bye-fur-now as mew know the drill, so many books, so little time!
Happy reading or listening
Bestest biblio purrs