Long gone are the good old days when a cat s biggest worries were mean dogs or a bath. Modern cats must confront satanists, online predators, the possibility of needing to survive in a post-apocalyptic wasteland, and countless other threats to their nine lives.
For over four decades, the American Association of Patriots have stood at the vanguard of our country's defense by helping to prepare our nation's cat owners for the difficult conversations they dread having with their pets. Written in a simple Q&A format, How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety answers crucial questions such as, What is the right age to talk to my cat about the proper use of firearms? and What are the benefits of my cat living a lifestyle of abstinence? and especially Why does my cat need to use the internet? Can t he just play with yarn like cats used to do?
Our country and our cats stand at a precipice. It will take courage, and it will take hard work, but armed with the knowledge within these pages, we can make our cats and America great again!"
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Though this book is primarily fur my American cousins it was a rather entertaining read and my favourite line was:
Under no circumstances should you provide your cat with a gun equipped with a laser scope, as your cat is likely to be more interested in the dot it makes than the deer, burglar, or communist in their sights.
There are references to God, Christianity and other religious figures used in a way that encourages cats to live a virtuous life. How to advise your cat against purradators online that may want to groom and take advantage of younger and more naive pussies, and what to do when your cat asks fur a smartphone. The pitfalls of pre-marital sex and how that most possibly will lead to drugs and other substance abuse.
I could go on and on, but mew get the idea, this is a really fun book, with a lot of MOL moments. I purrsonally chuckled all the way through and will definitely read it again!
Basil's on the cover with Moet the Blind Cat, it's so exciting and the calendar design is amazing, it comes in a free-standing wooden frame, so mew can sit it on a shelf or table, or mew can wall mount it. And the really great thing is the frame is re-usable, how fab is that?
Purrlease watch the pawesome video, it's incredible!
So if mew or someone mew know needs a beautiful calendar fur 2017 we can't recommend this one enough, feel free to share and spread the wurd fur Sir Snowy's kitty charity, he will be effur so grateful.
Here's the direct link to purrchase the calendar:
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And a quick reminder just before I go, as it's the start of a new year we're giving away beautiful colouring book which also has a wurdsearch on effury page. To win a copy just leave us a comment on Mondays post and we'll draw a name out of the hat next Monday.
Our Give-Away is Open WORLD-WIDE
Sadly it's time fur me to say BFN or bye-fur-now as mew know the drill, so many books, so little time and don't furget to stop by tomorrow fur Basil's Brain Training!