Monday, 12 May 2014
The Monday Meow ~ Bloopers of Yester-Year ~ Part 3 ~ Glamour Pussy & A Stud Muffins Nightmare
The Monday Meow
Bloopers ~ Part 3
Happy Monday my Furriends
Here we are again early on Monday morning ready to start your week off with a laugh or two [well hopefully] if not we'll try to do better next time. Anyhoo, let's get started, you may remember in Bloopers Part 1 poor Amber, and how we all found it so amazingly falling-over hysterically funny?
And then in Bloopers Part Deux where karma bit me in the bum.
Well in this installment I've been rumbled and I'm furry furry embarrassed that my secret is OUT!
Let me explain. Back in the day, I used to do a bit of glamour modelling. I was young, free and wild plus I was total and utter stud muffin. These are some of the candid at home shots that I sent to the racy magazine fur discerning lady cats called 'Glamour Pussy' I thought they'd been destroyed but as effurything these days is digital there's always a copy!
Mew can just imagine my horror to learn that these supurr tasteful and furry provocative photo's of my manly catness had surfaced and much to my utter chagrin the rest of clan got to see them.
The utter shame of it!
A Stud Muffins Nightmare
Leafing nothing to the imagination!
Posing with props
Really getting it on fur all mew Ladeeee Cats
Up close and furry purrsonal ~ mew know mew can't resist all this manly-catness
Take a cold shower ladies and cool off
Don't furget to visit my profile at Glamour Pussy
100 things mew can do with #HotSexyBasil
The reaction of my effur supportful siblings!
"Say what?? He did what??" Amber asked with total incredulity.
"Oh my cat!!!!!" Was all she could say when shown the photo's. Then she murmured, "I neffur saw in him in any of the copies Glamour Pussy I got. Note to self check all those back issues again!"
"Mew woke me up to show me that!!!?" Humphrey said from his man-cave. "I always knew he was a stud muffin and those pictures just prove it! Not that I'm into guy cats or anything but ... ahem... mew know... I'm just saying, he's got it all happening..."
Posie covered her eyes. "I can't look!" she cried as the blush made her fur tingle. "There's just too much mancat sexiness happening!"
"Show me that again," Snowie said with an almost delirious manic glee, as she did a whole host of mental calculations and came to the conclusion. "I see that this could be furry beneficial to upping my Dreamie rations!" [See here fur Dreamie Rations]
Smoochie's eyes widened as he looked at the pictures, he was so utterly dumbstruck that his mouth wouldn't work. Much later after the initial shock had wore off he said. "Flipping heck, rub my ears and tickle me pink, I would have neffur thought Basil was naked pin-up cat, but he did do it really well!" MOL
That sadly brings us to the end of this Bloopers Post, many thanks fur joining us today fur our 3rd installment, I do hope mew've enjoyed it and stay tuned fur more outtakes, shameful secrets, mad meanderings and hilarious happenings coming to a blog near mew furry soon.
Basil and The Kitty Clan!