We are furry sorry to inform mew that due to a disturbance in the force and an unexpected glitch in the cosmos our normal Wednesday programming schedule has been severely and most rudely interrupted.
In other words it's totally and unequivocally disrupted!
Our technicians are working 24/7 [24 minutes in efurry 7 hours, statutory naps are required by law] to try and resolve the purroblem as fast as pawsible.
We even recommend shaking purrtend maracas [unless mew have real ones - even better!] in time with the mewsic... it has helped us enormously throughout this entire supurr stressful ordeal.
**24 Minute UPDATE**