Thursday, 28 May 2015

Tuesday Tails on Thursday! The Curse of The Klepto Bunny ~ Part V

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featuring our latest high octane adventure 

Thursday Greetings Furriends

We are here at last, if mew're wundering why Tuesday Tails is occurring on Thursday, purrlease click here to find out why we are so shamefully late with this weeks riveting and explosive episode.

If mew've missed out on the story thus far, please click the links below to get up to speed:


A quick recap from last week...

As the doors closed I lept to Parsley, prised his mouth open as he was so incoherent by this time and I furry carefully poured the green liquid down his throat. He began to splutter and cough rather alarmingly.

"Parsley dude, swallow! Fur all that is merciful, SWALLOW!" I yelled at him as his body started to shake and spasm uncontrollably.

I gave Smooch a withering glance through the window as I prepared fur the worst.

** AND CUT! **


Part Five

'Holy Smokes I think we did it!'


The interminable red glow pulsed most disconcertingly and I stared on in helpless abandonment as poor young Parsley writhed on the floor in agony.

He let out a pitiful yowl and and I winced as though I'd been kicked in the gut.  This was truly the most excruciating thing I'd had to witness in such a furry long time.

"Parsley, dude, can mew here me?" I asked urgently.

His eyes rolled back and there was a loud tearing popping noise.

"Parsley!!!" I yelled, just as a bright orange flash temporarily blinded me.

I opened my eyes, squinting to focus and saw that Parsley was now glowing tangerine orange. He was still writhing on the metal floor murmuring soft pitiful cries.  But I didn't have time to draw breath when there was another tearing, agonizing crack followed by a bright green flare of light.

As my eyes adjusted once more, Parsley still lay in a contorted position, his muscles a-spasm and jerking violently.  His breathing was fast and hard, horrendously laboured as though he couldn't get enough oxygen.

"Smooch, Smooch!" I called out. "Get Posie on the comms-system and ask her what freak is happening."

 I heard a scrabbling sound and Smooch hit the comms button in the corridor.  His voice echoed through the bunker.

"Posie, Posie, Posie!" he said desperately. "Basil wants stats on Parsley STAT!"

There was a brief pause and then Posie answered. "Parsley's vitals are holding, his heartbeat is highly elevated, and his blood pressure is starting to exceed parameters in the upper range but the good news is the Nano-Bots are being drawn into his stomach, they are gathering like a mass migration..." she took a breath. "This is exactly what I wanted, but mew need to get him on his feet fur the final stage... do it now, we don't have any time left!"

I got my paws underneath Parsley quicker than mew could say 'jumping jack jeepers what the freak is happening'

I stabilized him in an upright position and took two steps back, and sat.

"Parsley," I said.  "It's going to be ok, trust me."

He looked at me like he wanted to die, right there and then.  His eyes were filled with so much pain and anguish, I could have wept fur him, but I had to keep strong, fur his sake. He took a slow deep breath and then let out an earsplitting scream, one that would haunt my dreams fur a long time to come.  He backed up a couple of paces, his back arching and then he began to projectile vomit.

Then he puked some more, retching till his jaws nearly dislocated, and a frothy green foamy goo spread across the floor as he continued to evacuate his stomach contents.  After a few minutes he sat panting hard, his fur separated in a clammy sweaty mess and just stared at me, then at what he just expelled and then back at me.

"It's going to be ok," I said gently. "And look you didn't get any puke on my fur, it was furry close though!"

He nodded with a weak smile, his eyes closing wearily fur a moment and then he said. "That was the wurst furball effur in the history of furballs!" 

Posie's voice sounded over the comms-system again. "Basil, mew and Parsley need get out of there now, the way I programmed the formula, it's going to vaporise the Nano-Bots within 60 seconds of total expulsion and if you're still in there, mew'll both get vaporised too!"

"Smooch, we're coming out!" I yelled dashing to Parsley and hauling him to the doors, I punched in the override code and the doors swooshed open, Humphrey was there in a heartbeat, he grabbed Parsley as Smooch hit the release button to enable the external blast doors to clang to the floor.

A huge whooshing sound followed by a high pitched fizzing pop blasted the doors and the sudden heat that permeated the heavy metal barrier made my fur tingle.

The noise died and Posie's voice rang out again. "Containment Bay is clear, I repeat the Containment Bay is clear, the Nano-Bots have been destroyed and Parsley is going to be just fine, his stats are normalizing by the second."

I let out a huge sigh, Smooch grinned a wide toothy smile at me.  Humphrey who was still holding Parsley upright visibly relaxed and Parsley just let his whole body go limp.

"Let's get Parsley to the Med Bay and then we're having a meeting, a furry serious meeting too," I said.

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After Parsley was tucked up safe and sound in the Med Bay, given a nice tasty snack and the door securely locked, just in case of intruders again, the rest of us reconvened in the Control Room.

"This has been a furry bad day indeed," I began. "Amber, tell me mew have good news."

Amber gave me a look, and I knew that look all too well. "Basil, where do I begin..." she paused, seemingly trying to find the right words. "I went to guard the munitions room as per protocol and we've been cleaned out, I could smell ferret effurywhere.  I tracked them down the field but then they just seemed to vanish into thin air."

"Can I not get any good news today?" I sighed wearily.

"Well, if it's any consolation," Snowie said. "All systems are still fully operational and I've got  a satellite tracking the Baron as we speak."

"And where is the evil, dastardly bunny?" I asked.

  But before Snowie could speak, the emergency siren began to blare throughout the entire complex, signalling a perimeter breach.

I stared at the external camera feed. "Oh for flips sake, could my day get any worse!  Battle stations, we're under attack!"

** AND CUT! **

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OMC, Poor Parsley will he effur be the same again? 

And were all the Nano-Bots destroyed? 

What is Baron Von Booney's dastardly master-plan

And who are the ferrets?

And who are they working fur?

Where have all arms and ammunition gone?

Whose satellite are mew using and is it illegal?

Who's attacking the bunker?

And how are mew going to defend yourselves now?

I'm sure mew have many more questions, and we will do our furry best to answer these and many more in future posts, so don't furget to stop by fur next weeks thrilling installment of:

The Curse of The Klepto Bunny

And in the meantime, if mew would like to rediscover the total insanity of The Pink Flamingo Saga, here's the links:

 Part I ~ Part II ~ Part III ~ Part IV  Part V ~ Part VI ~  Part VII ~ Part VIII ~  Part IX ~ Part X

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We'll be back tomorrow with our usual slot of The Pet Parade, until then

the furry bestest Thursday Purrs

Basil & Co xox


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  1. That Bunny and Ferrets?!!!!so wish I was in on the action to help you guys out*sigh* I guess I'll have to watch from the side lines,xx Speedy

    1. Yep Speedy, mad bunnies and ferocious ferrets!!! MOL Mew can jump in anytime mew like, the more help the better!!! XOX Basil

  2. guys....we iz on de seetz oh R chairz.....that we due knot sit on...noe wait....thatz knot rite.....we iz hangin on by de seetz oh R pantz...noe, thatz knot it either, we due knot wear clothes....CRANBERREEZ....parsley, we NOE ewe will bee aye oh kay; & 18 centz anda sack oh friez say de ferretz bee werkin for bass terd burdz !!! N basil good mews iz....... ~~~~~~~~~~~


    1. CRANBERREEZ indeed, real big juicy ones! MOL XOX

  3. Well, we're at least happy that the nanobots are out of Parsley! We are on the edges of our seats, though ... those ferrets and bunnies are ruthless!

    1. That bunny is bad news fur sure, we're just hoping the ferrets are pussies when it comes to the crunch! MOL XOX

  4. MOUSES! Well, we have finally caught up and can hardly wait to find out what happens next. We sure hope Parsley turns out to be 100 purrcent okay and that BVB is caught. XOCK, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo

    1. Oh guys, the saga continues and gets more bonkers effuryweek, who knew that living in rural sleepy England could be so exciting! MOL XOX

  5. OMC, poor Parsley! I was so worried for him and am glad those evil nanobots are gone. I would say I can't wait for next week but I don't have to as it is next week now, I think.

    1. MOL, mew should be up to speed now Flynn... and who knows, I mean really who knows what could possibly happen next????!!!! MOL XOX


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