He was loved so much, he will be missed so much, he was the kindest, most intelligent little soul and he brought so much love, happiness and light into this wurld, a light so bright it dazzled, and a light that will neffur be dimmed and will continue to shine brightly from the heavens above.
Are you ready to come home?
Oh, yes, quite so, replied the precious soul
And, as a cat, you know I am most able
To decide anything for myself.
Are you coming then? asked God.
Soon, replied the whiskered angel
But I must come slowly
For my human friends are troubled
For you see, they need me, quite certainly.
But don't they understand? asked God
That you'll never leave them?
That your souls are intertwined. For all eternity?
That nothing is created or destroyed?
It just is....forever and ever and ever.
Eventually they will understand,
Replied the glorious cat
For I will whisper into their hearts
That I am always with them
I just am....forever and ever and ever.
...so let us, his furmilly and furiends stand up and salute our incredible Commander one last time as the pipers play...
THOUGH MEW MAY BE GONE FROM THIS REALM
MEW WILL NEFFUR EFFUR BE FURGOTTEN
OUR LOVE FUR MEW SPANS ETERNITY
UNTIL WE SEE MEW AGAIN, REST IN PEACE
THE B TEAM, The P.A. & Dad