The Mewton-Clawson Cat Carol Ambush Squad

The Return of the Catmas Carol Ambush Squad: Operation Sleigh Bells & Shenanigans
As the frost nipped at the whiskers of Mewton-Clawson and the scent of cinnamon wafted through the air (courtesy of Smooch’s experimental mince pie cologne), the Catmas Carol Ambush Squad reassembled for our annual mission: Operation Sleigh Bells & Shenanigans.
This year, we upgraded our stealth tactics. Gone are the days of simply lurking behind shrubbery or camouflaging ourselves as festive topiary. No, no... this season, we’ve gone full ninja. Our Catmas Tree now comes equipped with retractable branches, jingling decoy baubles, and a built-in snack dispenser (for morale purposes, obviously).
Despite the occasional BAHUMBUG barricade, one resident even tried to repel us with a spray bottle labelled “Anti-Carol Mist,”- we remained completely undeterred. Our mission is clear: raise funds for less fortunate felines, spread cheer, and ambush with true B team style and panache!
We’ve discovered that surprise serenades at 6:03 a.m. are particularly effective. Nothing says “festive generosity” like being startled awake by a chorus of meows harmonising to Silent Night while a Catmas Tree slowly rotates outside your window.
And yes, Parsley is still prepping for his solo. He’s been warming up with interpretive dance routines and vocal exercises that sound suspiciously like yowling at squirrels. We expect a performance of O Holy Meow that will go down in village history.
So if mew spot a suspiciously mobile tree shimmying past your garden gate, don’t panic. It’s just us, the Catmas Carol Ambush Squad, armed with jingles, joy, and a donation tin shaped like a fish.
EPIC FESTIVE FLUFFERY UNLEASHED! MOL!


We crushed it in just 8 minutes and 29 seconds. Can mew beat our time?
Of course, mew can! MOL
link up coming later....


Y'all sure do look festive!!!
ReplyDeleteThat is epically epic, mew guys! We'd love to be ambushed by the Catmas Carol Ambush Squad! XO
ReplyDeleteYou'd certainly get a donation from me with a right good will if you ever come to south Louisiana. Just don't go near the swamps, alligators are not generous.
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