Supurr Salutations and Greetings Wunderpurr Furriends
As mew can see we've really got our green on today! MOL
Well whats been happening this week, I hear mew ask?
Mew've met the newbies and they're now enlisted in our Kitty Commando Training Academy. They are on the intensive programme, so are learning weapons skills this week. Howeffur Pandora is quite the little madam. She said and I quote, "I vant to be a spy Basil, and mew may call me Pandora Von DaPlume!"
I looked at her, bemewsment readily apparent all offur my furry chops. "And what makes mew think mew can be a spy?" I asked.
"Because I am Pandora Von DaPlume and I vould make a most excellent agent!" she said in her strange little foreign accent. "I speak many languages and 'ave many skillz that mew may not know about."
I raised an eyebrow and said. "Such as?"
Her glittering eyes narrowed and she smirked. "I did a lot of research on mew and it vould seem that mew vurked fur the F.I.B., aftur checking out your furry impressive credentials, I decided that I too vould be purrfect fur that life."
I must admit she does have great evasive skillz, as no matter how much I pressed her fur info, she was not forthcoming and changed the subject each time.
"OK Pandora," I said finally aftur dancing around an invisible mulberry bush in our verbal sparing session. "I'll tell mew what..."
She looked at me expectantly, a slight smile tugging at her mouth.
"Once mew've completed your Kitty Commando Training we'll talk about the spy stuff, ok?"
She gave me a curt nod and said, "I knew mew vould see things my vay eventually. and by the vay Fudge is a complete menace and I vould suggest that he is neffur left alone vith any kind of veapon, that is unless mew vant the bunker blown to bits!"
And with that she vanished. "Furry impressive," I thought. "She'll make an excellent addition to the B Team."
At that moment there was an almighty boom, and a thick, black smoke cloud rose skywards. Next came whooping and hollering and I launched offur the back fence towards the field, where to my utter dismay I found Fudge with a rocket launcher, with Smoochie & Parsley. They were all grinning and guffawing like complete loons as one of the round bales burnt to a charred crisp. Before I could reach them Fudge fired again at another bale. BOOM! The huge bale exploded into a ferocious fireball.
"STOP! STOP!" I yelled as they rolled around on the grass laughing their socks off.
Fudge swung around and stared at me, rocket launcher waving all offur the place. I ducked several times and in that moment I knew he had less sandwiches in his picnic hamper than the P.A.
"Oh no!" was all I could mutter.
"TIME OUT GUYS!" I shouted. "Rocket launcher class is done."
Fudge stared at me, his eyes had that slightly glazed look of pure ecstasy and then he spun around and pointed the weapon at another bale and BOOM!
Smoochie and Parsley were crying with laughter, but Parsley managed to say between gasps of air, "And mew thought that we were a liability, jeez Basil we've got nothing on that nutjob!!!"
"Yeah!" agreed Smooch as he pulled out a bag of marshmallows and began to toast one on the nearest flaming bale. "Where the flip did mew recruit him from?" then added rather genially. "Marshmallow anyone?"
I snatched the stick from his paw and ate the hot sticky mess, I knew I shouldn't but I needed to think.
"C.J. Catkin sent him," I finally said.
"Did mew and C.J. fall out or something?" Parsley asked.
I shook my head and tapped my comms unit. "Snowie get C.J. on the phone purrlease, this is an emergency!"
Guys, this is only the beginning....
If mew missed anything this week, here's the latest links fur your purrusal!
We'll be back with our usual Selfie Selection on Sunday, so hope mew can join us then.
In the meantime we wish mew all a truly terrific weekend and a fabulous St Paddy's Day!!
In the meantime we wish mew all a truly terrific weekend and a fabulous St Paddy's Day!!
Happy Hopping
Sweetest purrs & nose bumps
Basil & Co xox
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Happy St. Patrick's Day!
ReplyDeleteAnd the same to mew Lone Star Cats! XOX
DeleteHappy St Patrick's Day!
ReplyDeleteAnd to mew too Angel, Kirby & Max! XOX
Deleteguyz....thiz storee all reddy haza uz reddy ta order sum kracken !! N we noe weez been offline fora few; did ewe get two new familee memburrs; fudge N pandora? we looked bak at sundayz post....if sew we wood like ta say welcome and veree happee ta meet ewe both !~!!
ReplyDeletehappee week oh end &
lá sona st patrick le sláinte do gach ♣♣♣
Tabbies, we still have plenty of kraken left, so don't wurry when the next adventure starts mew'll have snacks! MOL XOX
DeleteHappy St. Patrick's Day. We can see you have your paws full with your new recruits. We hope you have a fun celebration without anything else getting blown up.
ReplyDeleteThe same to mew Funny Farmers! XOX
DeleteYou all are wearing your green well! Especially you, Basil ... too cute! No one would believe you blow things up and fight bad guys. Pandora sounds promising ... but you'd better keep an eye on Fudge and Parsley/Smoochie ... the three stooges might be even more formidable in their trouble-causing than any enemy! We hope you're continuing to feel better Basil!
ReplyDeleteHi Momma Kat & Bear, 3 stooges, that's so funny! MOL MOL XOX
DeleteHey Basil and Happy St. Pat's day. I'm wearing my green eyes and mom has on shamrock earrings in celebration of the day
ReplyDeleteHugs O'madi and O'mom
HI Madi & Mom, Happy Paddy's Day! XOX
DeleteSounds like things are really hoppin' over your way Basil. Good luck. Big hugs
ReplyDeleteLuv ya'
Dezi and Raena
HI Dezi & Raena, big hugs to mew too! XOX
DeleteThere is some very intensive training going on there! It sounds like you have your paws full. ☺ I love the St. Patrick's Day banner for our Pet Parade. Thanks so much ♥
ReplyDeleteHey guys, so purrleased mew like the banner! XOX
DeleteHappy St Patrick's Day!
ReplyDeletePurrs xx
Athena and Marie
Same to mew Athena & Marie! XOX
Deletehe he-Pandora Von DaPlume-- i love it!! Happy Patty's day!
ReplyDeleteThe same to mew guys! XOX
DeleteHappy St Patrick's Day ! Purrs
ReplyDeleteHappy Paddy's day Swiss Cats! XOX
DeleteOh my mouses, Basil. You're gonna have your paws full with Pandora, for sure. PURRS.
ReplyDeleteSeville, oh we've defo got our paws full! MOL MOL XOX
DeleteWe're sure you guys will get the new recruits in line before long! Happy St. Paddy's Day!
ReplyDeleteHI Island Cats, oh we'll get them in top form soon enough! MOL XOX
DeleteYou could have made s'mores :)Happy St. Patrick's Day!
ReplyDeleteOh wow guys, s'mores.... mmmmm.... nom nom nom! MOL XOX
DeleteUh oh, sounds like you will have your paws full with Fudge. Maybe you can sweet talk Pandora into keeping an eye on him as part of her spy learning duties.
ReplyDeleteHI Flynn, I think Pandora has designs on bigger things than looking aftur Fudge! MOL XOX
DeleteCats with rocket launchers....scary stuff, especially if they're p.o.'d:)
ReplyDeleteThe crew is quite handsome:)
Hi Sandra, yep, we are armed and dangerous! MOL MOL XOX
DeleteMe-wow! Something tells us you're going to have your paws full with Fudge and Pandora! :)
ReplyDeleteHappy belated St. Patrick's Day, pals!
Guys, we're just finding that out! MOL MOL XOX
DeletePandora Von DaPlume - I love it! I guess she's right. You have to keep an eye on that Fudge.
ReplyDeleteHey Chatty Cats, Pandora is a little madam! XOX
DeleteYou wild cats you Happy St Patricks Day
ReplyDeleteSame to mew Timmy & CO! xox
DeleteA tart and a boor, What a combo!! Yikes!
ReplyDeleteAbbott and Costello and a goofus to boot, OMC!
Maybe the weapons training depot needs to be locked up and put out of reach fur a good while yet.
Fudge is fudging things up.
Pandora VonDaPlume could be wanting too much info to be healthy...ya know?? Does she wave her tail in disdain?? Thats disrespect, Basil...gotta nip that inthe bud...
Shees...what do we know! Don't even think about getting us into weapon training...you'll be sorry
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Oops! That kitty we tried to make is um...well...not quite right! We tried to make a VonDaPlume! Serves us right! MOL!
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