Pawesome Friday Greetings Furriends
Welcome to the Pet Parade and our weekly news round up!
Woo Hoo are mew feeling SPRING yet? No, neither are we. We've decided that it's gone on strike and is hanging out in the Caribbean somewhere on a beach, sipping a niptini with one of those fancy little umbrellas in! MOL
So enough weather talk as it's depressing, let's move on to something else. Did mew know that the P.A. said that Queen Amber is looking a little rotund? **SHOCK**HORROR** Too many hours sleeping in softness and the rest of the time being rather inert whilst indulging her passion fur books.
Amber complained bitterly. "But I pole dance 2 nights a week, I get enough exercise!"
"Amber, I don't think that's enough, you need at least 6 days a week," replied the P.A.
"What the fluff! I'll waste away to nothing!" Amber cried in dismay. "Besides, my tippers like a gurl with curves and I have epic curvaceousness!"
"More like completely ROTUND!" the P.A. replied.
Obviously we can't repeat the next part of the conversation as Amber started to use some rather colourful wurds that are actually 18+ rated.
"Amber, I don't think that's enough, you need at least 6 days a week," replied the P.A.
"What the fluff! I'll waste away to nothing!" Amber cried in dismay. "Besides, my tippers like a gurl with curves and I have epic curvaceousness!"
"More like completely ROTUND!" the P.A. replied.
Obviously we can't repeat the next part of the conversation as Amber started to use some rather colourful wurds that are actually 18+ rated.
If mew missed anything offur the last week, here's the latest posts fur your purrusal:
Brain Training with Professor Basil P.H.D. #39
and if mew're still bored get our free colouring books below:
and if mew're still bored get our free colouring books below:
We'll be back again with our usual selfie selection on Sunday, so hope mew can join us then, in the meantime we wish mew all an epic weekend.
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amber....we thinkz ewe R beautee fullz....just like ewe R !!!!!! sure sum extree pole dancin tipz could go a long way ta buyin sum bookz....but ~~~~~~
ReplyDeletehope everee onez week oh end iz sooooper awesum grate !! ♥♥☺☺☺♥♥
Tabbies dudes, thanks so much, Amber feels so much better! XOX
DeleteMum says I need to exercise because I'm getting rounder.
ReplyDeletePurrs xx
Athena
Hi Athena and Marie, well mew could join Amber at the PDC a couple of nights a week and be exercise buddies! XOX
DeleteI am getting a bit too thin, so send some of your unneeded # to me, MOL!
ReplyDeleteBut if you get tips for pole dancing and its fun, you should jump at the chance to play that game a lot more, I should think...that way exercise is fun, and your PA will be happy too. You won't even notice the # coming off, and you will be lithe and sleek and um...um...shhhh....sexy!
(And all the extra tips will help you get some more of your fave books...win - win!!
Hiya Pipo, I could do with a bit of extra padding too, maybe Amber will share some with us! I told her to do more shifts, but she complains it interferes with her book schedule - tut tut tut! MOL XOX
DeleteI don't know what's worse ... the "D" word or the "E" word. They both suck! But I confess I've said the same thing about Ellie recently.
ReplyDeleteMOL guys that was so funny, but so true! Oh so Ellie need to join Amber's weight loss and exercise group too? Pawesome! XOX
DeleteThere's just more of you to love. ;)
ReplyDeleteOh Edie, mew're just enabling her to be chubby!!! MOL MOL XOX
DeleteJust as long as ya don't have to "diet."
ReplyDeleteHey guys, yep that's the wurst, food restriction aka FR - hate that more than anything, I'd sooner wurkout more! MOL XOX
DeleteHUH?! (SHOCK face with mouth open)! THE HORROR - the human actually called YOU "rotund"?! (GASPING) I think you need to scold that human right here and now, Amber! Does she know how much exercise and skill goes into pole dancing? Not just anypawdy can do it! I've seen you get many a nip tips. Purrs.
ReplyDeleteHi Valentine, yep the P.A. actually told Amber that - **SHOCKING** fur sure! No the P.A. has no idea about pole dancing at all, so we suggested Amber explain all that skill to her, we'll post about soon! MOL XOX
DeleteAmber, you tell the PA we think you’re purrrfect!
ReplyDeleteThanks guys, though a pound or two lighter would be better! MOL [OOPS did I say tht out loud!!! MOL] XOX
DeleteAmber is purrfect! She does not need to have an exercise regimen. All the Crotchety Cougars are going to attack anyone that forces this on her. XO
ReplyDeleteMOL guys, that's fantastic, absolutely freakin amazing and Amber send many thanks to all the gurls at C.C.!!! MOL XOX
DeleteI agree, you do look purrfect sweet Amber so just roll with the flow...and the nip!
ReplyDeleteBrian dude, buddy mew are so right, let's get the nip out and pawty!!! MOL XOX
DeleteYou're purrfect, Amber, it's just floof. Purrs
ReplyDeleteAwww thank mew Swiss Cats, we'll be checking on the floof meter to see how dense it is asap! MOL XOX
DeleteWe think you look purrfect the way you are, Amber!
ReplyDeleteThank mew guys, we think she looks fine, but the P.A. says shes too chubby because all she does is read books! MOL XOX
DeleteHaha, you look beautiful to us. We love reading all you cats' conversations.
ReplyDeleteHiya Ladies, Amber sends many thanks! XOX
DeleteI think you look very shapely, Amber!
ReplyDeleteHey guys, yes furry rotund, oops did I say that aloud too?!!! MOL XOX
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