**HAPPY BIRTHDAY** Parsley's Epic 12th Birthday Rave

Grab a pawty hat pawesome pals, we've already got ours! 

Get some cake!

HERE'S PARSLEY'S OFFICIAL BIRTHDAY PAWTRAIT

The Nip Bar is OPEN!

Have a tipple! 

Help yourselves to nibbles!

 

MMMMM Yummy... seafood and eat it! MOL

Get some pudding!

WELCOME TO THE BBHQ NIGHTCLUB

 The Nip Nirvana Lounge

WELCOME TO THE BBHQ RAVE!!!

WOOOOOO HOOOOOOO PAWTY FLUFFERS! 

Amber begged to be in charge of the bar again after being repeatedly banned, plus a future lifetime ban, as she was just getting so out of control. But she begged and pleaded, promising to be epic, and we gave in (huge mistake), and now she's passed out behind the bar. The above picture was taken earlier, before that passing out event, when she was merely lying on the bar in a semi-drunken coma.

  So if mew don't see her again, the kitty-droids will stretcher her to the med-bay for a snooze. She may rejoin us when she can stand again. In the meantime, feel free to help yourself to anything from the bar, and I'm sure Posie or Snowie can assist if mew need any help.

If anypawdy would like extra snacks or nibbles while in The Nip Nirvana Lounge, Humphrey's really nifty A.I. Replicators can cook up whatever mew want. Just ask Humphrey for a look at the menu and put your order in on the screen at the bar, and the kitty droids will be with mew imminently.

Melvyn and Pandora have set up another epic 80s and early 90s playlist of all the best dance tracks from way back in the day when mewsic was extraordinarily epic.

 

It looks like Fudge has had one Mindbender Purrple Purradise nip cocktail too many and, as for me, I'm on the Atomic Surprise Nip-blasters with a slice of lemming. According to Smooch, these things literally blow your fur off; wish me luck, as this is my 4th! MOL

If mew want to partake in any nip, all varieties are available, including some of our supurr zingy homegrown primo-fur-fluffers, and to celebrate my birthday, Humphrey created a new strain, which is an exceptional velvety catnip called the Smoove Oppurrator mix. And believe me, when I tell mew, it's fluffing good nip! 

 Fudge tried some earlier, and his giant floof literally did the opposite of the regular floof explosion, and it's now so sleek and well-behaved! MOL

Smooch has set the hubbly-bubbly pipes up just around the corner from the dance floor. There are oodles of jumbo floor cushions, enough for everypawdy to get sprawled out on. 

Litter cubicles are in the entrance foyer, girls use the door on the left and boys the door on the right, and whatever mew don't go wandering around the bunker as we don't want anypawdy getting lost or worse, accidentally falling through a rogue interdimensional time portal that keeps popping up on Level 14.

And on that note, I'm headed to the bar. Who wants an Atomic Surprise Nip-blasters?

WOOO HOOOOOO DUDES & DUDETTES RAVE ON!

We do hope mew all have an EPIC time at the rave, and if mew need to chill, we have allocated the Crystal Room as the zen-zone which is now located next to the nightclub; just head back out into the corridor, take a left and it's the next door along, so mew can have a snooze, take five or just crash completely.

Thanks for coming, mew know how much we love to pawty with all our supurr besties!

Parsley 

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