Well, it's been rainy, dull and overcast the last week at BBHQ, so not much has been happening outside other than a spot of leaf clearing on Caturday.
We added the Halloween header to the blog, as mew know where we're headed at light speed.
The Purrminator adventure is tootling along nicely, and we think Chapter One will be ready for next week. Let me rephrase that; it is ready for next week! MOL
So get your witchy or wizardry hat on, as tomorrow it's going to be EPIC!
Anyhoo, let's look at this week's top headlines.
First up in the news
Fudge Confesses to Melvyn
Go and recap if mew need to... so anyhoo, the book in question is a supurr rare, signed limited edition called;
Cats'n'G.u.n.s by Sgt. Boomer Hackenfluff
Now, Fudge has been stringing Amber along, but she doesn't mind because the late fees are piling up... let us digress a moment...
The totally terrific Eastside Cats, rather casually mentioned in the comments last week:
Amber, should I tell you that most libraries around us have stopped late book fines?
Just to set the record straight, Amber is conscious that most libraries have stopped the late fees. However, the Mewton-Clawson district has not yet subscribed to this new modus operandi due to Amber being in charge, and what Amber wants, Amber gets. Another way of putting this is that it's Amber's way or NO WAY! It really is that simple.
Amber says mew will continue to pay late fees because she basically needs the cash to buy more books. Therefore, late fees will prevail for as long as Amber decrees it, with price hikes to match the current rate and range of inflation! (She's so fluffing sneaky!)
But thank mew so furry kindly to the epically epic Eastside Cats for being epic enough to mention it, as mew know how Amber can be! MOL
Back to the gossip... so the rumour mill has it, that Fudge was caught confessing to Melvyn, that Cats'n'G.u.n.s by Sgt. Boomer Hackenfluff has actually been b-l-o-w-n u-p.... by mistake; it was not intentional; it was just one of those supurr rare (Yeah, Right!!! MOL MOL!!!) BBHQ mishaps in the firing range after too much catnip very late one Caturday evening or very early one Sunday morning after a wild night in the Nip Nirvana Lounge down on Level 11. (He can't quite remember the timeline.)
It appears that good ol' Sgt Hackenfluff had a rather interesting take on a new g-u-n p-o-w-d-e-r mix, and Fudge mixed it right but didn't read the entire thing, and then it was BOOM, coupled with immediate incineration of said book.
Luckily, Fudge had actually just left the firing range to go and get more supplies, as nothing was happening. He later (much later...) remembered that the new G. P. mixture was created, so it had a one-minute delay before detonation, thereby lulling adversaries into a false sense of security before they were epically ambushed sixty seconds later.
The mixture was called Ambush Armageddon, a fitting name we think. And it really did work, but sadly, Fudge can't remember the recipe, just random flashbacks and the book is gone forever, and Melvyn said after all of this confession. "Dude, I have no words other than a long, long vacation might be a REALLY good idea!"
Next up in the news
Smooch's Epic Leap
Finally this week
Melvyn's Modelling The Top Bandana Pick
Fudge was on standby to lend a paw when Melvyn needed a quick tickle and fettle before he strutted his stuff. Oh, mew mew won't want to miss Melvyn's supurr cute roll on his first run, totally adorable!
Which one should he model next?
That's us done for today. Amber and Pandora will be back tomorrow with their spooky Halloween Birthday Pawty, and Amber will be back again on Friday with another fab book just for mew (don't worry, she did the review earlier in the week, as we all know what an old lush she is! MOL), and if mew missed any other posts, here are the links:
The B Team's Selfie starring Melvyn
How wonderful the newest adventure is coming soon!
ReplyDeleteFudge, you'd better start digging to find a copy of that book somewhere. It may cost you a front and back paw, so to speak (like a human paying an arm and a leg), to buy it from a collector, but that's better than facing Amber.
As for Amber, for heaven's sake why does she let rare books out of the rare book room? You're supposed to only handle them in there, with white gloves, and if you want to refer back you either take photos of the pages or make copies on the copy machine (at a modest sum per page, here it's about ten cents).
Smooch, you have mad leaping skillz.
You did a wonderful job this week, Melvyn!
And of course I forgot to add, my cats will be there for the party, I just hope they don't come back looking quite so disreputable as last time.
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