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Thursday, 14 November 2024

**THE PURRMINATOR** **A BRAND NEW B TEAM ADVENTURE FOR 2024** **CHAPTER THREE**

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The Purrminator is an action-packed experience that takes mew on a journey through a world of perilous danger with oodles of excitement, though sometimes in a scary way. With depictions of nightmare and spine-tingling encounters, the story draws mew in, making mew feel as though mew are right there with young Melvyn, fighting for survival as he's relentlessly hunted by the evil cyborg machines, known as Purrminators, as he tries to find his Great Uncle Basil through time and space. Oh my Cod, will he make it?

HOLD ON TIGHT, GUYS; THIS IS GOING TO BE ONE WILD, FLUFFING ADVENTURE!!!

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Chapter Three

Is Anypawdy There?

        The kitten thrust a paw forward, karate-chopping the droid in the face. It fell over with a clatter and lay inert on the dusty floor.

“Fluff me!” He whimpered, his severely frazzled nerves almost burning out as he took a single step back to inspect the thing at a safer distance.

Relief overwhelmed him as he recognised its identity; Kitty Droid Seven, Level Eleven. And then he let out a nervous chuckle as his horrifically frayed nerves began to knit back together, strand by strand.

He stepped silently around the droid and, using his claws, cut his way through the gossamer veil, blocking the way forward.

After what seemed like an eternity, but in reality was only a couple of minutes, the kitten found the door he was looking for. Typing in a code on the dusty keypad, he prayed to any god that was listening that this code, the only code he had, would work. Soft beeping sounds emitted with each tap, and then the door swooshed open.

Emergency lights pinged on, casting a soft blue light around the circular Control Room, and for the second time in the last minute, he let the feelings of relief flood through him.

Entering the fabled BBHQ bunker Control Room, the door swooshed closed, and he headed for Snowie’s Comms Desk. It was covered in dust and cobwebs, and he batted them away, revealing the keyboard and a headset. The computer monitor harboured a rather large spider and a web that was so thick it must have taken years to perfect, but he didn’t have time to waste and promptly flicked the spider off the monitor and scraped the thick web away, flicking it to the floor.

“Okay…” he mumbled as he searched for the on button. “It’s got to be here somewhere!”

His paw glided over the desk, then the monitor surround but there was nothing. Taking a deep breath and squeezing his eyes shut, he tried to recall the blueprint for the Control Room, and as the images flicked through his mind like a photo reel on nitrous, he found it and chuckled. “Oh, Snowie, when I finally meet you, I’m going to say; it’s under the desk on the right side, just out of reach!”  

Pressing the button, he mentally willed the computer to boot up. There was still power in the bunker, but would it be enough, or was it just for emergency lighting and door functions? He was about to find out.

The kitten reached a slow count of fifteen when the hard drive whirred to life. “Thank fluff for that!” he said through a long exhale.

It took another five minutes for the screen and keyboard to light up, and he sat back in the chair and waited until a passcode prompt appeared on the screen and typed in Ninety-Echo-Delta-Six, as he couldn’t use the built-in paw print reader. The computer whirred noisily again, and the kitten stared at the screen. Finally, a picture of all The B Team displayed on the screen, showing them armed to the teeth with more guns than the military, and the kitten beamed, feeling happiness surge forward and fill his soul, which had felt barren and lonely for so long.

Tears unexpectedly streamed down his cheeks as his paw reached out to the tabby cat in the middle of the picture. “Great Uncle Basil!” he choked the words out as his little white paw touched the screen, connecting with the tabby’s face. “Where are you?”

“Unauthorised access to Comms Desk Computer,” a disembodied voice said.

The kitten fell off the chair in shock, and the chair rolled into the circular desk behind him with a bang.

“Who’s that?” he asked as he slid under the desk.

“I am Vera 5.0,” the voice said. “I am the last incarnation of the BBHQ Bunker A.I., and who are you?”

The kitten scrambled to his paws, cleared his throat, and said in a shaky voice. “I am Melvyn, and I need to find Great Uncle Basil stat!”

**AND CUT**

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Guys, mew know how we roll, so many apologies to cut it right there, but we will say, mew'll never guess what happens next - sorry to be a tease! MOL

If mew would like to read Chapter 3, let us know in the comments, as we've got a feeling this is going to evolve into quite the story. However, if mew want to see where it goes, we'll gladly continue a chapter a week, but that is up to mew.

Don't forget to check out yesterday's Midweek News, and Amber will be here tomorrow with another totally pawesome book review.

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Wednesday, 13 November 2024

**THE BBHQ MIDWEEK NEWS ROUND-UP** Smooch Says It's Warmer Outside, Activities to Keep Warm, Parsley's Brief Sunspot, and Melvyn's Modelling This Weeks Top Pick Bandana

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Pawesome Greetings Furbulous Furiends

Welcome to the BBHQ midweek news round-up!

Well, what a week! We'll just give mew the weather update, as we missed that last week; it has been so still for the last three weeks, like no wind at all, not even a whisper of a breeze and very overcast, although we did get a brief sunspot on Sunday (See Parsley further down the post), which was marvellous. We can't ever remember a time, at this time of year when it has been this still for this long at BBHQ; very strange indeed.

Then on Caturday night around 10PM, a radiator burst upstairs and leaked through the kitchen ceiling - great fun, NOT! So we've had no heating since then as the system had to be drained as there was no way to stop the water. Cat Dad has replaced the failed radiator, and he's just replaced the adjacent one, as it was the same age, to mitigate another disaster from that one in the future.

Plus, there are two more that need changing, which is happening as we type this, so hopefully, by tonight - Chewsday evening - the system can be refilled, and with a bit of luck, we'll be all warm and toasty again, as Smooch said, and I quote, "Dude, it's fluffing warmer outside!" See our first news story! 

So the paint will have to come out and the ceiling redone in the kitchen; seriously, it never rains. It BURSTS!!! MOL

Anyhoo, let's look at this week's top headlines.

First up in the news

Smooch Says It's Warmer Outside

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As I just said, Smooch said, "Dude, it's fluffing warmer outside!" 

So our little tripawed dude, has been in his favourite basket under the gazebo feeling rather hissed off!

Even though there is a fire in the woodburner - and we burn approved smokeless coal before anypawdy wants to mention climate change - he's adamant that he's better off outside!

Next up in the news

Activities to Keep Warm

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Meanwhile, Melvyn, Fudge and Pandora were seeking indoor activities to keep warm, and this is what they came up with! MOL

In Other News

Parsley's Brief Sunspot

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On Remembrance Sunday, Parlsey was lucky enough to enjoy this sunspot under the gazebo for a while until it clouded over again.

Finally this week

Melvyn's Modelling The Top Bandana Pick

Last week, mew voted for the Woodland Furiends bandana and suggested that Melvyn could model it in memory of Peanut and Fred, which he is honoured to do.

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Melvyn did a really great job, and if mew want to see the P.A. making this special bandana, we posted a video on TikTok - it's only five minutes long. And don't worry if mew don't have TikTok; mew can always watch as a guest with no sign-in. As we haven't had time to post to Instagram or YouTube yet, but if mew want to see it on those channels, let us know, and we'll try to make that happen for next week.

Check out Melvyn's catwalk videos on your preferred social media channel:




Which one is your favourite this week?

Which one should he model next?


Here's the brand new bandana fabric collection for November.

 There are four Wednesdays this month, but there were five fabric quarters, and they are all too cute not to share, and they are lovely brushed cotton, so Melvyn is loving that cozy vibe! MOL  

The P.A. has decided to leave the choices like this, so just pick your favourite fabric and watch it appear like magic on Melvyn next week! MOL

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This month's epic options are:

1. Supurr Cute Foxes

2.  Bears and Bunnies

3. Woodland Furiends

4. Autumn Butterflies

5. Butterflies and Shrooms

Tell us your top pick for next week in the comments!

That's us done for today, Amber will be back on Friday with a brand new book review and if mew missed any other posts, here are the links:

 The B Team's Remembrance Sunday Selfie

Amber's Latest Book Review

Check out the latest episodes of The Purrminator, as tomorrow we'll be back with Chapter Three in Melvyn's epically epic origin story:



We do hope mew have a totally terrific day, and remember to always...

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Monday, 11 November 2024

**RERUN** **A FLASHBACK TO 2014 WITH WING COMMANDER BASIL** The Smooch Report - Can I Taste Purrlease?

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Monday greetings my epic furriends

This post originally aired way, way, way back on March the 3rd 2014. 

Like wow, that is so incredibly old! MOL 

Anyhoo, we were looking for another post the other day and stumbled across this one, which tells the story of Smooch and his sibling's arrival at the P.A.'s work and thought it might be nice to share again with readers who might not have seen it the first time around.

For all our new readers this is just for context; when the blog first started twelve years ago, I Basil, was the only kitty who really used to be here. My fur-sibs popped along every now and again, but mainly it was just me, myself and I. Not that I was being selfish or anything, it was just the way it was! MOL

So when reading today's flashback, mew will gather that we were in the throes of beginning to expand everyone's airtime, so it wasn't just Basil Time all the time.


Smooch's Origins

As mew will remember from last Friday's post, it was agreed that my fur-siblings get a little more blog time and Smooch in purrticualr was furry adamant that another Smooch Report was needed asap. So to appease my baby brofur before he goes all mental on me and licks me into oblivion, here is another installment of:

The Smooch Report

Many of mew already know Smooch, but fur those that don't here's a little re-cap.

Smoochie was part of a feral furrmily living at my P.A.'s workplace. There was a mummy cat and her 6 kittens. They just appeared one day in May 2011, and the P.A. started to feed them all.  

When they were all old enough, each one in turn, was caught and taken to the vet to be neutered and the mummy cat too, (the P.A. believes in being responsible). Anyway, I digress, so the 6 kittens were called: Tiger Lily, Midnight, Ringo, Baby, Starlight and Smoochie. Mummy cat was called Pixie.

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1. Starlight  2. Baby  3. Tiger Lily  4. Pixie  5. Ringo  6. Midnight  7. Smooch

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The P.A. spent many hours while she was at work taming this furry horde with the help of bucketloads of Dreamies and long feather wands. She managed to hand-feed all of them, and they liked her so much that they even ate the wormer pills straight from her fingers like they were treats!  (This does not happen at our house, effur!! We get stuff squirted on our necks because we won't eat the pills no matter how they are disguised!!)

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Poppy is another feral who's been on site for 15 years

Sadly,  Starlight and Ringo went wandering across the busy main road, and I hate to say this, but they went to the Rainbow Realm - both in less than 2 weeks of each other. The P.A. was so furry furry upset. Then Smooch also tried to cross this road; he made it back, but he'd been hit by a vehicle, and his back right leg was badly broken. Anyhoo, the P.A. and Cat Dad managed to catch him, get a pet carrier and rush him to the vet. His leg was broken so badly that it had to be removed.  

After the operation, he was taken back to the workplace as there was an empty dog run/kennel, and he needed to be kept contained while he healed. Smooch was kept in the run for a few weeks, and the P.A. and Dad socialized him further; he wasn't alone as his other siblings were there all the time, only on the other side of the wire.   

After his leg was healed, the P.A. and Dad brought him home and integrated him into The B Team as they knew if he stayed at their workplace, he'd probably try and cross the road again, and next time, he wouldn't be so lucky.

So that's how Smooch came to live at BBHQ. The other furbabies are still at work and seem happy enough to roam around the gardens and the fields away from the road - thank goodness. The P.A. tells them all the time to: 'Stay off the road'

Anyways, Smooch is the most loving, furriendly, kind and sweet kitty mew could effur meet. He is also furry, furry affectionate, and this is where this week's title comes from because every time I come inside after being out to play, he has to taste me!

Can I Taste Purrlease? 

The other evening, I had just come in from another field excursion and flopped on the kitchen table. Smooch, who only goes out under strict supervision, virtually pounces on me the moment I get in the door, so I thought being on the table would give me a bit of a reprieve. How wrong I was!

The tasting assault began with my back foot

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Then it moved up to my neck

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On to my head

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At this point, I got up - I think my face says it all!

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I moved along the table, but Smooch is relentless in his quest for outdoor flavours

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I think this expression speaks volumes

Help!

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It's not that I mind so much, but it's ALL THE TIME, and I am a ManCat, don't get me wrong, having someone to clean the parts your own tongue can't reach is a huge bonus, but being randomly taste tested after every outdoor excursion is something else. 

I love my baby brofur, but sometimes I wish he'd taste test one of the others instead, howeffur, as I'm the only one who likes to venture out every day, I don't think that's going to happen anytime soon!!! MOL

**2024 Update** 

Pixie, Smooch's mum is still there, she moved in the house with Nanny and Grampaw. 

And there's also Twinkle, and Rupert. Sadly Squeaky, a lovely panfur went to the Rainbow Realm late last month, which we are all really, really sad about, as he would follow the P.A. into the showroom. Poppy, also has gone to Rainbow Ream... 


Anyhoo, we'll be back on Wednesday with more Midweek News, and if mew missed any other posts, here are the links:






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