Pawesome Friday Greetings Furriends
Welcome to the Pet Parade and our weekly news round up!
What a week, Amber had a job and then quit, and it just goes to show mew how slippery frogs really are! The Kittens said it's not them who's stealing the catnip, honestly they must think we're a bunch of dummies, even aftur I showed them the security footage of the last raid, they still denied it completely - then I got Pandora to interrogate them and believe me she doesn't mince wurds or vurds as she would say.
Honestly I did have to smile at their blatant denial and refusal of admission, it warmed my heart tremendously as they neffur cracked under the pressure until Pandora said.
"OK PipSqueaks, if mew von't come clean I'm going to fetch the kraken!" she said rather coolly in her odd, little foreign accent. "Then purr'apps mew'll be more forthcoming vith your story, oh and he 'asn't been fed today yet!"
Honestly I did have to smile at their blatant denial and refusal of admission, it warmed my heart tremendously as they neffur cracked under the pressure until Pandora said.
"OK PipSqueaks, if mew von't come clean I'm going to fetch the kraken!" she said rather coolly in her odd, little foreign accent. "Then purr'apps mew'll be more forthcoming vith your story, oh and he 'asn't been fed today yet!"
UH OH!
Well they we're singing like canaries in less time than it took to say,
I'll have a Mind Bender Nip Cocktail with a twist of lime and a cherry purrlease!
Well they we're singing like canaries in less time than it took to say,
I'll have a Mind Bender Nip Cocktail with a twist of lime and a cherry purrlease!
Appurrently they have set up an online Nip Dispensary next door at the P.A.'s cousins, where they live - just as Pandora suspected. They're using the barn as their oppurrations centre and have been shipping wurld-wide the last few weeks, I have to give them credit fur being so enterprising and not cracking under the fierce pressure that Pandora imposed on them. They're going to make an excellent addition to The B Team when they get a bit older! MOL
And the really good news is this, they have shared the profits with us and so Amber now has a tidy sum and doesn't have to get a job to get cash4books, as mew can imagine she's thrilled...
And the really good news is this, they have shared the profits with us and so Amber now has a tidy sum and doesn't have to get a job to get cash4books, as mew can imagine she's thrilled...
Plus we've cut a deal with them; that we'll supply the seed and they can grow the nip next door and Amber gets paid fur doing absolutely nothing. Don't mew just love it when a plan comes together? MOL
If mew missed anything offur the last week, here's the latest posts fur your purrusal:
Brain Training with Professor Basil P.H.D. #44
and if mew're still bored get our free colouring books below:
and if mew're still bored get our free colouring books below:
We'll be back on the morrow with our pawesome water fountain review and then again with our usual selfie selection on Sunday, so hope mew can join us then, in the meantime we wish mew all an epic weekend
Bestest purrs and big hugs
Basil & Co xox
Basil & Co xox
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