Horice thought about it fur a moment and then he replied. "It be the year 1683 and a bit if me calculations be right, why ye ask?"
"Horice could ye be making Smoochie a banana coconut milk, purrlease?" I asked.
"Aye, it'd be me pleasure Cap'n Basil!" Horice said as he beckoned Smooch with his trunk. "Come here little one, I be making ye a tasty treat... arrrrr!"