🌟 Welcome to BBHQ ~ New Reader Starter Guide! 🌟
Your gateway to the magical, sci-fi, chaotic, utterly unique world of Basil & The B Team
If this is your first visit to BionicBasil.com, mew might be thinking:
“What on earth have I just walked into?”
Don’t panic, fluffies, mew have just discovered one of the most unusual, imaginative, and epically fun cat universes on the internet. This page will help mew get your bearings before mew dive whisker‑first into the adventures and chaos hilarity.
🐾 Who Are We?
We’re The B Team, an elite squad of feline operatives based in a top‑secret, 16‑level underground bunker beneath the sleepy village of Mewton‑Clawson in the heart of the English countryside.
We’re not your average cat blog.
We’re more like:
Mission Impossible meets Guardians of the Galaxy, crossed with Doctor Who and Red Dwarf… but with cats, catnip, and questionable decision‑making.
🐱 Meet the B Team
A quick intro to the core crew:
Basil
Commander, strategist, ex‑F.I.B.* agent, reluctant babysitter of chaos and the glue that holds everything together. (*Feline Intelligence Bureau).
Smooch
Tripawed scientist, inventor of dangerous beverages, professional menace. Part-time Podcast Host.
Parsley
Shadow‑ninja, stealth expert, master of dramatic entrances. Has retractable patherene claws, a nanobot upgrade.
Fudge
Fluffy, enthusiastic, serial Fleabay addict, magnet for cursed artefacts, and Magical Menagerie Herder. Massive tail, it has its own postcode.
Amber
Head-Librarian, book‑dragon, permanently banned from bartending. Likes sunny climes and luxurious travel.
Pandora
Mystical Ethereal Magi speaks with an odd, foreign accent and is sensible and grounded (when she feels like it).
Melvyn
Full discovery is still in progress. Library Intern. Breakdancer, gadget‑lover, chaos‑adjacent, has his own team of elite bodyguards from the future, aka The M Unit.
Snowie, Humphrey & Posie
Our Rainbow Realm operatives, powerful, smart, got your six, and occasionally corporeal with Humphrey's incredible E.M.D., aka Earth Me Device.
Vera Version 5.0 (V.50)
The bunker’s A.I., sassy. Judgemental. Always right. Known to transform into a dragon at necessary moments.
Astrid Version 7.0 (V.7.0)
The Time Travelling Telephone Boxes A.I., aka T.T.T.B., occasionally goes rogue, kind of dependable with serious sassy cattitude.
Visit our About Us page to find out more.
There are many different characters who appear in the serialised adventures/books; the Basilverse keeps expanding, and there's not enough room here to share them all.
🏢 What Is the Bunker?
BBHQ is a 16‑level underground fortress featuring, just to name a few:
A Control Room
Garaging
A nightclub
A biosphere dome
Laboratories
A magical forest on Level 16
Bomb Disposal Rooms
A weapons vault
A Laser Arena just for fun
And more secrets than we can list here
It also expands itself using nano‑tech, and under the watchful eye of Deezul, a rather interesting badger, who doesn't talk about himself at all.
Yes, the bunker is alive.
No, we don’t talk about it.
✨ Where Should New Readers Start?
⭐ 1. The Adventures
These are our big, cinematic, multi‑chapter stories. Purrfect for diving into the lore.
Reading Order:
The Pink Flamingo Saga - BK 0
Curse of The Klepto Bunny - BK 1
The Pirate Adventure - BK 2
Fast, Furry and Dangerous - BK 3
The Last Big Jolly - BK 4
The Clockwork Labyrinth - BK 5
Claws of Terror - BK 6
The Purrminator - BK 7
Paws of Destiny - BK 8 - being written for 2026 - coming soon
Dear Prudence - Amber BK 1
**Check the left sidebar for the latest links available, as some of the adventures are currently being updated.**
⭐ 2. The B Team Pawty Reports
Chaotic, hilarious, and full of character moments.
Great for getting to know the team’s purrsonalities.
⭐ 3. The Crafting with Cats Series
Yes, we also craft.
Yes, it’s as chaotic as it sounds, and rather epic.
⭐ 4. The Regular & Lifestyle Posts
Fun, lighthearted, and purrfect for dipping your mittens into. News, selfies and book reviews, with some Brain Training and Colouring with Cats posts. Plus, Cat's have Purroblem's Too, despurrate dilemmas solved by Dr. Basil P.H.D. (Purring Hard for Dreamies). Puzzles, just because we love puzzles! MOL
Type any of the titles in the search bar to find posts.
🌈 What Makes BBHQ Different?
Everything.
We mix fantasy, sci‑fi, humour, mystery, and magic
We have deep lore and utterly villainous villains
We are cats who have careers, backstories, and emotional arcs
We rescue magical beings
We fight evil entities
We host bunker nightclub pawties
We time‑travel
We occasionally break the space‑time continuum
This isn’t just a cat blog
It’s a feline cinematic universe.
💬 New Reader Tips
Don’t worry if mew don’t know everything, the world reveals itself and becomes familiar (pardon the pun) as mew read.
Expect chaos.
Expect magic.
Expect niptinis - shaken and/or stirred.
Expect incredible tech and sci-fi elements.
Expect Smooch to blow something up.
Expect Basil to sigh heavily.
Expect Amber to be banned from something and then go on a book-buying spree with Parsley's credit card.
Expect Fudge to buy something cursed on Fleabay.
Expect Melvyn to always be cute and a great model.
Expect Parsley to be dramatic with flair.
Expect Pandora to be magical in a way mew've never experienced.
**TOP TIP**
Always, and we mean always...
Expect the unexpected.
🎉 Welcome to the Madness!
We’re epically thrilled mew found us.
Grab a cushion, pour a niptini, and join the adventure.
Mew’re officially part of the B Team universe now.
In the meantime...
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