Get some cake!
Have a drink!
Help yourselves to nibbles
MMMMM Yummy... seafood and eat it! MOL
Get some pudding
The Nip Nirvana Lounge
and
TO THE BBHQ RAVE!!!
Welcome to our nightclub on Level 11 of the Bunker; The Nip Nirvana Lounge and our FIFTH cat rave. Amber was supposed to be in charge of the bar again, she always volunteers and then has to sample everything! Then the old lush got rather effervescent while dancing on the bar top after several moonberry niptini's. So she needs to recline for a few moments (a long time!!!!). And until she can stand on all four paws again (not anytime soon... we advise self-service!!!!), feel free to help yourself to anything from the bar, and I'm sure Posie or Snowie can assist if mew need any help.
If anypurrdy would like any extra snacks or nibbles while in The Nip Nirvana Lounge, Humphrey's installed one of his really nifty A.I. Replicators in the kitchen behind the bar. Just ask Humphrey for a look at the menu, although he reckons his epic machine can cook up anything, so just input your order in on the screen at the bar, and the kitty-droids will be with mew imminently.
Parsley and Pandora have set up another most epic '80s and early '90's playlist of all the best dance tracks from way back in the day when mewsic was extraordinarily epic.
It looks like Fudge has had one Mindbender Tangerine Utopia nip cocktail too many and, as for me I'm on Humphrey's new catnip beer which he's been brewing in his laboratory and we debuted it at Smooch's Birthday pawty last month. According to Parsley, it's so fizzy it will literally blow your fur off, wish me luck as this is my second and I've got Tangerine Utopia nip cocktail as a chaser! MOL
If mew want to partake in any nip, all varieties are available, including some of our homegrown primo-fur-fluffer; it's a new strain that we grew last year and it's extra zingy. And we’ve just launched a new one just in time for my birthday called Nutty Frootcake, Fudge tried some earlier and his giant floof literally exploded! Melvyn has set the hubbly-bubbly pipes up just around the corner from the dance floor. There are oodles of huge floor cushions, enough for everypawdy to get sprawled out on.
Litter cubicles are in the entrance foyer, gurls use the door on the left and boys the door on the right, and whatever mew don't go wandering around the bunker as we don't want anypawdy getting lost or accidentally unleashing the Kraken, as I will be really hissed off if it escapes again, as it took 2 weeks to catch it last time.
And on that note, I'm
headed to the bar. Who wants a catnip beer?
GOOD LUCK!!!