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Thursday, 23 January 2025

**THE PURRMINATOR** **A BRAND NEW B TEAM ADVENTURE FOR 2025** **CHAPTER NINE**

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The Purrminator is an action-packed experience that takes mew on a journey through a world of perilous danger with oodles of excitement, though sometimes in a scary way. With depictions of nightmare and spine-tingling encounters, the story draws mew in, making mew feel as though mew are right there with young Melvyn, fighting for survival as he's relentlessly hunted by the evil cyborg machines, known as Purrminators, as he tries to find his Great Uncle Basil through time and space. Oh my Cod, will he make it?

HOLD ON TIGHT, GUYS; THIS IS GOING TO BE ONE WILD, FLUFFING ADVENTURE!!!

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If mew missed the start of this brand-new adventure, click the links below:

Chapter One    Chapter Two    Chapter Three     Chapter Four     Chapter Five

  Chapter Six     Chapter SevenChapter Eight

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Chapter Nine

Into the Unknown

        The low hum of the Time Travelling Telephone Box reverberated around the vast interior, filling the space with a soft, pulsating rhythm. Melvyn’s fur stood on end as the air crackled with the promise of imminent departure. Astrid’s cheerful voice echoed through the small cabin, though there was a distinct edge of concern.

“Hold on tight, Melvyn,” Astrid chirped, her voice a strange blend of bubbly optimism and underlying tension. “This is going to be a bumpy one!”

“Are you sure about this?” Melvyn’s voice trembled slightly as he gripped the edges of the nearest seat. “I don’t even know where we’re going!”

“I’ll take care of that,” Vera’s voice, calm and measured, filled the space. The A.I.’s holographic form unexpectedly flickered beside Melvyn, her presence steadying him. “Astrid is recalibrating the dimensional settings. This jump is necessary. Your survival depends on it.”

Melvyn swallowed hard. He had no other choice. The Purrminators and the red-robed necromancers had found him again, and the bunker in this timeline was a total bust, and no sign of Uncle Basil or The B Team. He needed to escape, to find safety — somewhere, anywhere that could offer a chance to regroup and make a plan. But even as he braced for the jump, the uncertainty gnawed at him.

Initiating jump in five… four… three…

A sudden, deafening whirr filled the box, followed by a flash of blinding light made Melvyn squint despite his best efforts to look away. The entire structure of the T.T.T.B. groaned, the sensation of motion pressing down on him as though the very fabric of reality was stretching, warping.

…two… one…”

The world shuddered. A violent pop echoed in the distance, followed by the unmistakable sound of the T.T.T.B. lurching forward.

Melvyn’s stomach lurched. His paws gripped the armrests of the seat so tightly his claws dug into the pleather, but it didn’t help. He was weightless, caught in a cyclone of energy and distortion. Colours and shapes collided around him — neon greens, electric blues, vibrant purples — whirling in chaotic patterns.

“Astrid!” Melvyn shouted over the wild cacophony, his voice barely audible over the noise. “Where are we going? What’s happening?!”

Astrid’s cheerful voice broke through the chaos with an almost eerie calmness. “Don’t worry, Melvyn! I’ve got this under control. We’re just about to…”

But her words were cut off by a violent jolt. The T.T.T.B. rattled violently, and Melvyn felt himself thrown sideways. His stomach dropped as the light around him warped into a dark, dizzying vortex, pulling at him from all directions.

The controls flared with sparks as a sudden flash of red light filled the space, and the familiar hum of the T.T.T.B. faltered. The A.I. systems sputtered in and out, and Melvyn’s paws flew to the console, trying to stabilise the controls. Panic set in.

“Astrid? Vera?” His voice cracked, fear rising in his chest. “What’s happening?!”

“I don’t know!” Astrid’s voice responded in a panic, her usual upbeat tone now tinged with fear. “We’re not supposed to shift this quickly — something’s wrong! The rift’s unstable!”

Vera’s calm voice cut through the hysteria. “Melvyn, brace yourself. The jump is beginning to collapse.”

Before Melvyn could react, the lights in the T.T.T.B. flickered one last time, and with a bone-rattling boom, the Time Travelling Telephone Box plummeted through the vortex. The sound of a massive crack echoed through the void, like glass breaking — but the box itself felt weightless, as though falling for an eternity.

Then everything went silent.

        Bomber slapped the anti-magic cuffs on the necromancer, and the ugly little man shrank back in terror.

“Please don’t kill me!” he blubbered as he knelt in the dirt, his hands bound tightly behind his back by the cuffs. “I can tell you what the plan is… I’ll tell you anything you want!”

Ice loomed over the pathetic weasel of a human. His paw lifted, claws out, ready to rip the necromancer’s face off.

Smoke grabbed his paw. “Dude, don’t,” he said gently. “I’ve got a much better idea for this thing.”

Shadow, Titan, Viper, Havoc and Nitro looked at Bomber. “Commander, what’s the plan?”

Bomber growled, fangs bared as he crouched down, eye to eye with the necromancer. “Tell me everything, you pathetic excuse for a skin sack!”

        The T.T.T.B. lurched again, coming to an abrupt halt. The air in the cabin stilled.

Melvyn’s breath came in sharp gasps. For a moment, everything was still. He was disoriented, his vision swimming. He could feel the presence of Astrid and Vera, but there was no immediate danger — at least, none that he could perceive.

“Astrid? Vera?” His voice was hoarse as he reached for the door.

Nothing.

He wiped his eyes, trying to focus. He had no idea where they had ended up, he glanced at the monitors but the landscape outside the telephone box was unfamiliar, dark, and ominous.

As Melvyn cautiously stood, the door of the T.T.T.B. opened with a low creak, and an icy wind swept inside. Stepping out into the unknown, he was met with a barren, desolate wasteland stretching as far as the eye could see. The sky above was an unnatural shade of grey, tinged with flickers of purple lightning.

“What is this place?” Melvyn whispered to himself, his pulse quickening as he took in the bleak, empty world around him. He clutched the black box Vera 5.0 was hopefully still inside. There was something unnerving about the silence — nothing moved. No birds and not even a hint of life.

Then, in the distance, he saw a figure cloaked in shadow, standing motionless at the base of a cracked, blackened hill. The silhouette was eerily familiar, but Melvyn couldn’t place it.

Just as he took a step forward, the ground beneath him trembled, and a deep, guttural voice echoed from all around him.

You should not have come here.

The voice was bitter, ancient, and dripping with malice. Melvyn froze, and the fur all over his body stood on end and quivered as purple lightning cracked across the sky. His eyes widened as the figure moved toward him.

The very ground seemed to shift as if the dimension itself was warping in response to the figure’s presence.

“Astrid? Vera?” Melvyn called out desperately. But there was no reply.

And then the figure spoke again. “You are not the first to arrive. But you will be the last.

**AND CUT**

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Guys, mew know how we roll; so many apologies once again to cut it right there, but we will say, mew'll never guess what happens next - sorry to be a supurr dreadful tease! MOL

Chapter Ten will be posted on Caturday, as last week something went on the fritz and this chapter wouldn't post??? So mew are getting two this week to make up for it! 

Don't forget to check out yesterday's Midweek News, and Amber will be here tomorrow with another totally pawesome book review.

In the meantime...


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Wednesday, 22 January 2025

**THE BBHQ MIDWEEK NEWS ROUND-UP** Smooch on Pawtrol, Fudge's Crystal Energy Top Up, Pandora's Snuggling in The Catservatory, and Melvyn's Modelling This Weeks Top Pick Bandana

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Pawesome Greetings Furbulous Furiends

Welcome to the BBHQ midweek news round-up!

Last week, it was a supurr frosty affair and now this week, luckily, it's got a bit milder, although still cold. So we're very happy about that!

While looking through photos over the weekend, we found in the archive, this epically epic picture of Parsley from April 2015 (oh my cod, nearly 10 years ago), and in the acute anticipation of Spring, as to be honest we're sick of the short, winter days, and are so looking forward to sunshine, light nights and oodles of warms, here's today's beacon of hope for the coming months! MOL 

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**WEIRD HAPPENINGS UPDATE**

If mew read last week's U.F.O. U.A.P. weird stuff happening at BBHQ with photographic evidence. Sadly, there haven't been any more sightings since, not a peep of anything, which in some respects we're quite happy about, but in others, we're still epically curious about what it was and would have loved to obtain a better photo or even video footage. 

We'll keep our eyes on the sky; if something appears, we'll be ready to report back to mew!

Anyhoo, let's look at today's top stories.

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First up in the news

Smooch on Pawtrol


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Smooch was on pawtrol late last week and complained that the water was still frozen.

Luckily, as we said earlier, the weather has warmed up, and nothing is frozen right now, so Smooch is happy.

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Next up in the news

Fudge's Crystal Energy Top Up


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Fudge decided to bask in the glow of one of the crystals. 

He said the energy is supurr, and it's about the same colour as him! MOL

Well, we can't argue with that! 


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In other news...

Pandora's Snuggling in The Catservatory



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Pandora was enjoying a quick snuggle session in the catservatory while Amber was in the sitting room.

Everypawdy knows that the sofa in the Catservatory is Amber's, and can only be used when she is snoozing elsewhere! MOL

Finally this week

Melvyn's Modelling The Top Bandana Pick


Last week, mew voted for Off To Space; many apologies to all those wanting the Owl at The Moon bandana, but we can say that the Owl one will be on the catwalk next week! 

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The catwalk strut was supurr quick this week and miraculously without incident compared to last week's chaos. Even the invisible monster, aka W.D.G., was missing, like totally missing.

Melvyn reckons he might have gone on a vacation, but he's not sure. We'll let mew know if he appears anywhere.

Check out Melvyn's videos on your preferred social media channel:




Which one is your favourite this week?



Which one should he model next?


We know it's Owl at The Moon for next week - finally - WOOO HOOOO!

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The January Collection

In clockwise order:

1. Off To Space

2. Zero Fox Given

3. Smart Cats

4. Owl at The Moon

We'll be sharing February's brand new collection next week.

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That's us done for today. Amber will be back on Friday with another meowvellous book, and if mew missed any other posts, here are the links:

 Pandora's Selfie

Cats Have Problems Too

Check out the latest episodes of The Purrminator; we'll be back tomorrow with Chapter Nine in Melvyn's epically epic origin story:







Apologies for last week's fluff-up; the post went on the fritz, and it just wouldn't publish, so to make up for it, we'll be sharing Chapter Ten on Caturday as well.

Wishing mew a furbulous day, and remember to always...
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Monday, 20 January 2025

CATS HAVE PROBLEMS TOO! with Dr Basil ~ Featuring Today's Despurrate Dilemma **HELP! MY CAT WON'T STOP STEALING MY SOCKS!!!**

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Happy Monday, furry floofers

Welcome to Cats Have Purroblems Too, where I give epically epic advice to cats and cat pawrents with despurrate dilemmas too great for them to solve alone. 

Also, mew may be pondering on what my professional credentials are, so purrlease purruse the list below:

Ph.D. in Kitty Psychology & Psychiatry
BSc (Hons) Headology  
Psy.D. Furry Logic
 MS. Fuzzy Logic
MA. Common Sense

My other Professional Credits include:

NOM Master
Snoozy Savant
Purr Master
AdvoCat of T.L. Treatment
Touchy Feely Therapy or T.F.T
Purrfume Aroma Treatment or P.A.T.

I can help mew to solve all your Pet Peeves, Purrsonal Problems and Despurrate Dilemmas, no matter how great or small they may be.

Plus, I 
only use the very latest techniques, some of which I have developed myself over my long and esteemed career, which include:

 Purr Therapy ~ For Uptight and Particularly Stressed Kitties 

Nom Zen ~The Art of Nomming in Total Tranquility 

ZZZ's Snooze Sensation ~ Including Mewsical CatNap Sessions tailored to your purrsonal requirements

YogiCat Meditation ~ Stretches and Breathing Techniques for the Severely Stressed & Overworked

Intense CatNip Therapy ~ This treatment speaks for itself (I find it very beneficial)

I am also an AdvoCat of Tough Love coupled with a healthy dose of common kitty sense

Purrfume Aroma Treatment ~ A Sensory Smelling Session S.S.S. to calm and soothe with highly aromatic blends of specially selected scents

To help mew release all your stresses and worries just drop by my clinic held here or, alternatively email me your purroblem, and I'll answer here. If mew require to remain anonymous or anon, purrlease include that in your email. 


Mew can contact me directly at the following address:

DearDrBasil (at) gmail (dot) com

So come and sit on my supurr comfy couch, reee-lax, breathe deeply and tell me of your troubles, as I'm ready, willing and able to help.

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This is one of my cases via email:

HELP! MY CAT WON'T STOP STEALING MY SOCKS!!!

Dear Dr Basil, I find myself in a rather dire predicament with my beloved feline, Mr Whiskers. You see, he has developed a penchant for stealing my socks. Not just any socks, mind you, but the ones that I rely on for my daily endeavours—especially the mismatched ones that bring me joy! To make matters worse, I recently discovered the shocking revelation that he has started a "Sock Hoard" in a secret nook behind the couch. I fear I might have inadvertently stumbled into a feline society where sock theft is a noble pursuit! Now, I’m torn: should I attempt to negotiate a peace treaty with Mr Whiskers, offering him catnip in exchange for the return of my socks, or should I join forces with him and start a sock fashion line exclusively for cats? Help! What’s the best course of action for me—and to ensure the safety of my remaining sock collection?
Sincerely,
Sockless and Stressed, aka Mr Whiskers Mom, Cynthia


This is my Expert Reply

Dear Sockless and Stressed, Ah, the age-old battle of humans versus their furry overlords! Mr Whiskers has clearly declared war on your sock drawer, and it’s time to approach this situation with both diplomacy and a sprinkle of humour. **Step 1: Understand His Motivation** First, mew must appreciate that Mr Whiskers is not merely a thief; he is an artist in the realm of sock craftsmanship. He sees your socks as not just footwear but as important artefacts in his daily kingdom. Take a moment to analyze the designs he prefers—perhaps they resonate with his uniquely impeccable taste! **Step 2: Host a Sock Summit** Consider organizing a "Sock Summit"—a playful negotiation session. Lay out a selection of his favourite socks (mismatched and otherwise) and your catnip offerings. Engage him with a mix of treats and, perhaps, a cat toy that he loves. Present these as peace offerings to show mew respect his sock-stealing enterprise. **Step 3: Create a Sock Decoy** Once trust is established, introduce a "decoy sock" for him. One that is specifically designed for his enjoyment—maybe one stuffed with catnip or with jingles inside. This way, he can still indulge his love for socks without pillaging your collection. **Step 4: Set Boundaries with Humour** Humour can be a powerful tool. Create a funny "Sock Code of Conduct" that outlines the terms of your treaty. For example, “All mismatched socks belong to Mr Whiskers, but the cozy winter ones remain off-limits.” Deliver this decree in a fun tone, perhaps while sporting a particularly comical sock ensemble yourself, and do offer copious amounts of primo catnip during this parle! By approaching the situation with creativity and a touch of humour, mew might just find that mew and Mr Whiskers can coexist in a harmonious sock-sharing arrangement. Remember, a happy cat = a happy home!

Yours most sincerely

Dr Basil

@ The Cats have Purroblems Too Clinic T.M.


Today's Top Tip is:

~ Sharing is Caring ~ 


If mew can relate to Cynthia's problem or feel that mew need any assistance, purrlease leave a comment to: Dear Dr Basil with your dilemma or email me directly, and I'll get back to mew.

Thank mew all for joining me today at The Cats have Purroblems Too Clinic, and I'll be back soon with another open clinic and a brand new case study.

Until then, Keep Calm and Purr on

Dr Basil

Ph.D. ~ BSc. (Hons) ~ Psy.D. ~ M.S. ~ M.A. 








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