Happy 22nd Birthday Amber and 10th Birthday Pandora! Come Celebrate at Their EPIC Halloween Pawty!!!

Purrsday Greetings Pawesome Furriends

Welcome to Amber and Pandora's Spooky Birthday Pawty!

 

Here are the birthday gurls, don't they look frighteningly furbulous! MOL

Help yourself to drinks; Smooch has concocted a new batch of Halloween Cocktails in honour of Amber's 22nd birthday. And obviously for Pandora too, as it's her 10th Birthday! MOL

Grab a Lucky Black Cat Cupcake!

Grab a hat!

Pick a Wand!

And let's head through the Magical Grotto... Muwahahahahahahahahaaa! Stay close guys, mew never know what might be out there, but don't worry mew can zap any monsters with your wands and don't forget to follow the floating pumpkins and whatever mew do, don't stray from the path! 

Are mew ready for a spooky snack?  Help yourselves!

LET'S PAWTY!

Try not to get lost in the forest, but if mew do, send up a flare from your wand, and one of The B Team will come and get mew.

Have some spooky treats!

Eat, drink, dance and be epically spook'alicious!

Pawty on, as we're sure this event will last for days! MOL

We hope mew all have a totally wild time; if mew need to chill we have allocated the Crystal Room as normal for the zen-zone, so mew can have a snooze, take five, or just crash out, but don't go wandering off around the bunker, as mew know what happened when Smooch accidentally let the Kraken out.

Thank mew for coming!

Supurr purrs

Amber and Pandora

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**HAPPY BIRTHDAY** Parsley's Epic 12th Birthday Rave

Grab a pawty hat pawesome pals, we've already got ours! 

Get some cake!

HERE'S PARSLEY'S OFFICIAL BIRTHDAY PAWTRAIT

The Nip Bar is OPEN!

Have a tipple! 

Help yourselves to nibbles!

 

MMMMM Yummy... seafood and eat it! MOL

Get some pudding!

WELCOME TO THE BBHQ NIGHTCLUB

 The Nip Nirvana Lounge

WELCOME TO THE BBHQ RAVE!!!

WOOOOOO HOOOOOOO PAWTY FLUFFERS! 

Amber begged to be in charge of the bar again after being repeatedly banned, plus a future lifetime ban, as she was just getting so out of control. But she begged and pleaded, promising to be epic, and we gave in (huge mistake), and now she's passed out behind the bar. The above picture was taken earlier, before that passing out event, when she was merely lying on the bar in a semi-drunken coma.

  So if mew don't see her again, the kitty-droids will stretcher her to the med-bay for a snooze. She may rejoin us when she can stand again. In the meantime, feel free to help yourself to anything from the bar, and I'm sure Posie or Snowie can assist if mew need any help.

If anypawdy would like extra snacks or nibbles while in The Nip Nirvana Lounge, Humphrey's really nifty A.I. Replicators can cook up whatever mew want. Just ask Humphrey for a look at the menu and put your order in on the screen at the bar, and the kitty droids will be with mew imminently.

Melvyn and Pandora have set up another epic 80s and early 90s playlist of all the best dance tracks from way back in the day when mewsic was extraordinarily epic.

 

It looks like Fudge has had one Mindbender Purrple Purradise nip cocktail too many and, as for me, I'm on the Atomic Surprise Nip-blasters with a slice of lemming. According to Smooch, these things literally blow your fur off; wish me luck, as this is my 4th! MOL

If mew want to partake in any nip, all varieties are available, including some of our supurr zingy homegrown primo-fur-fluffers, and to celebrate my birthday, Humphrey created a new strain, which is an exceptional velvety catnip called the Smoove Oppurrator mix. And believe me, when I tell mew, it's fluffing good nip! 

 Fudge tried some earlier, and his giant floof literally did the opposite of the regular floof explosion, and it's now so sleek and well-behaved! MOL

Smooch has set the hubbly-bubbly pipes up just around the corner from the dance floor. There are oodles of jumbo floor cushions, enough for everypawdy to get sprawled out on. 

Litter cubicles are in the entrance foyer, girls use the door on the left and boys the door on the right, and whatever mew don't go wandering around the bunker as we don't want anypawdy getting lost or worse, accidentally falling through a rogue interdimensional time portal that keeps popping up on Level 14.

And on that note, I'm headed to the bar. Who wants an Atomic Surprise Nip-blasters?

WOOO HOOOOOO DUDES & DUDETTES RAVE ON!

We do hope mew all have an EPIC time at the rave, and if mew need to chill, we have allocated the Crystal Room as the zen-zone which is now located next to the nightclub; just head back out into the corridor, take a left and it's the next door along, so mew can have a snooze, take five or just crash completely.

Thanks for coming, mew know how much we love to pawty with all our supurr besties!

Parsley 

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**HAPPY BIRTHDAY** Melvyn's Epic 7th Birthday Rave

     

Welcome to the pawty fluffy furiends!

Grab a pawty hat pawesome pals, we've already got ours! 

Get some cake!

HERE'S MELVYN'S OFFICIAL BIRTHDAY PAWTRAIT

The Nip Bar is OPEN!

Have a tipple!

Help yourselves to nibbles!

 

MMMMM Yummy... seafood and eat it! MOL

Get some pudding!

WELCOME TO THE BBHQ NIGHTCLUB

 The Nip Nirvana Lounge

AND ANOTHER EPIC BBHQ RAVE!!!

SHAKE YOUR PAWS IN THE AIR LIKE MEW JUST DON'T CARE!

Greetings and a supurr furry welcome to the Nip Nirvana Lounge, our exclusive nightclub located on Level 11 of the Bunker. We are delighted to have mew join us for Melvyn's 7th birthday rave, which promises to be a most epically epic affair! 

Tonight's exceptional playlist has been curated by Parsley and Pandora, featuring the best dance tracks from the 90s and early 00s. Additionally, if mew feel the need to snack, Humphrey's AI Replicator machine can prepare any dish of your choice. Simply place an order on the screen at the bar, and the kitty-droids will serve it to mew in a jiffy.

We'd like to inform mew that Snowie and Posie are on bar duty and are available to mix your favourite drinks, and they purromise not to sample said drinks, before giving them to mew- unlike Amber, who would! MOL

If mew're in the mood for some extra primo catnip, we've got all varieties available, including our latest homegrown release, the Purrple Starfish Mix. Try not to dance too fast, like Basil did, and end up in a pile of cushions covered in more of the catnip! MOL  

And speaking of cushions, as mew move towards the dance floor, mew'll notice the hubbly-bubbly pipes set up in the corner. We've also arranged ample supurr plush, velvet floor cushions so mew can relax and enjoy the mewsic. Fudge is headed there now to try some of Fuzzy Heathen pawty mix catnip, guaranteed to ruffle your fur in all kinds of ways mew didn't know was pawsible! MOL

Also, Smooch is in charge of the Kitty Karaoke, so if mew want to blast out a tune, just tell him, and he'll make all your wishes come true.

In case mew need to use the litter cubicles, they are in the entrance foyer. Please note that the girls' cubicles are on the left, and the boys' cubicles are on the right.

We hope mew to have an epically epic time, and don't worry, what happens in the bunker stays in the bunker! MOL Please don't wander off too far. We wouldn't want anyone getting lost in the Bunker, as last week, Parsley and Smooch took a wrong turn on Level Thirteen and got lost for two days as the cheeky bunker-building nanobots were playing silly buggers and kept moving the corridors!

If mew require assistance with anything, please don't hesitate to let us know. So, who's ready for a nip cocktail? MOL

WOOO HOOOOOO DUDES & DUDETTES RAVE ON!

We do hope mew all have an EPIC time at the rave, and if mew need to chill, we have allocated the Crystal Room as the zen zone which is now located next to the nightclub; just head back out into the corridor, take a left and it's the next door along, so mew can have a snooze, take five or just crash completely.

Thanks for coming, mew know how much we love to pawty with all our supurr besties!

Melvyn xx

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