Pawesome Friday Greetings Furriends
Welcome to the Pet Parade and our weekly news round up!
Woo Hoo are mew feeling SPRING yet? No, neither are we. We've decided that it's gone on strike and is hanging out in the Caribbean somewhere on a beach, sipping a niptini with one of those fancy little umbrellas in! MOL
So enough weather talk as it's depressing, let's move on to something else. Did mew know that the P.A. said that Queen Amber is looking a little rotund? **SHOCK**HORROR** Too many hours sleeping in softness and the rest of the time being rather inert whilst indulging her passion fur books.
Amber complained bitterly. "But I pole dance 2 nights a week, I get enough exercise!"
"Amber, I don't think that's enough, you need at least 6 days a week," replied the P.A.
"What the fluff! I'll waste away to nothing!" Amber cried in dismay. "Besides, my tippers like a gurl with curves and I have epic curvaceousness!"
"More like completely ROTUND!" the P.A. replied.
Obviously we can't repeat the next part of the conversation as Amber started to use some rather colourful wurds that are actually 18+ rated.
"Amber, I don't think that's enough, you need at least 6 days a week," replied the P.A.
"What the fluff! I'll waste away to nothing!" Amber cried in dismay. "Besides, my tippers like a gurl with curves and I have epic curvaceousness!"
"More like completely ROTUND!" the P.A. replied.
Obviously we can't repeat the next part of the conversation as Amber started to use some rather colourful wurds that are actually 18+ rated.
If mew missed anything offur the last week, here's the latest posts fur your purrusal:
Brain Training with Professor Basil P.H.D. #39
and if mew're still bored get our free colouring books below:
and if mew're still bored get our free colouring books below:
We'll be back again with our usual selfie selection on Sunday, so hope mew can join us then, in the meantime we wish mew all an epic weekend.
Bestest purrs and big hugs
Basil & Co xox
Basil & Co xox
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