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My other Professional Credits include:
NOM Master
Snoozy Savant
Purr Master
Touchy Feely Therapy or T.F.T
Purrfume Aroma Treatment or P.A.T.
I can help mew to solve all your Pet Peeves, Purrsonal Problems and Despurrate Dilemmas, no matter how great or small they may be.
Plus, I only use the very latest techniques, some of which I have developed myself over my long and esteemed career, which include:
Nom Zen ~The Art of Nomming in Total Tranquility
YogiCat Meditation ~ Stretches and Breathing Techniques for the Severely Stressed & Overworked
Intense CatNip Therapy ~ This treatment speaks for itself (I find it very beneficial)
To help mew release all your stresses and worries just drop by my clinic held here or, alternatively email me your purroblem, and I'll answer here. If mew require to remain anonymous or anon, purrlease include that in your email.
Mew can contact me directly at the following address:
This is one of my cases via email:
Dear Dr. Basil, I hope this letter finds mew in good health and spirits. I have a bit of a problem that I hope mew can help me with. Mew see, I'm a black house panther named Squeaky, and I just can't stand my human pawrents. They're always so busy and never have time to play with me or give me the attention I deserve. They just tip a bit of rank kibble in my bowl, mutter undpeakables about cat fur on the furniture and constantly tell me to get off everything, then ignore me the rest of the time. They are really unpleasant.
But then there are my neighbours - they're the best! They play with me, brush me, cuddle me and even have the comfiest beds for me to nap on. And they buy me premium kibble and tasty treats, plus their cat Kludo, is really great and we get on like a catnip pawty on fire. We're BFF's! I really want to move in with them purrmanently, but my humans are really angry about it. They say I'm being ungrateful, but I just can't help it - the neighbours are so much nicer! What should I do, Dr. Basil? I hope mew can help me come up with a plan. And if mew ever need a place to stay (or just some good company), mew're always welcome to come over to the neighbour's house. We'll have a grand ol' time! Sincerely, Squeaky the Black House Panther
Hey there Squeaky, I hope this letter finds mew well, and that mew're still having a great time at the neighbour's house. It's no surprise to me that mew prefer their company over your own humans - they sound like great people! However, I can understand that your humans may not be too happy about your decision to stay with the neighbours. But don't worry, my furry friend, because I have a plan that might just help. Firstly, mew should start to show your humans just how special mew are. Let them know that mew're the boss, and that they should be grateful to have such a fantastic feline in their home. Ask for the best food, the comfiest bed, and the most fun toys. If they still don't treat mew like the epically epic dude mew are, then it might be time for us to put our escape plan into action. I suggest mew gather some supplies, like catnip, a toy mouse, and some other purrsonal things that mew like. Then, at the first opportunity, make a run for it to the neighbour's house. Mew'll be in great hands there, and mew even have a new best furiend to keep mew company too!
Of course, I don't want mew to break any rules or upset your humans. But sometimes, mew just gotta do what mew gotta do to be happy. And if that means finding a better home with nicer people that love mew, then that's okay. And let your pawrents and the neighbours sort it out while mew have a nice nap on a comfy bed. I'm here for mew if you need any more advice, Squeaky. Good luck with your escape plan, and I hope to hear from you soon!
(T.M. ~ Totally Meowvellous)
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