Showing posts with label Help Line for cats. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Help Line for cats. Show all posts

Monday, 25 May 2026

**HELP! I HATE CAR RIDES!** Today's Despurrate Dilemma on **CATS HAVE PROBLEMS TOO!** with Dr Basil P.H.D. (Purring hard for Dreamies)

A digitally illustrated cat wearing round glasses and a red bow tie sits against a blue and pink background. The cat appears as a humorous “kitty guidance counsellor” named Dr Basil. The background includes stylised paw prints and heart‑line graphics. Text around the cat promotes a fictional feline advice service called “Cats Have Purroblems Too!” with playful cat‑themed puns.

Dr Basil’s Cats Have Purroblems Too ~ a humorous feline advice column solving despurrate kitty dilemmas.

Happy Monday, furry floofers


Welcome to another episode of Cats Have Purroblems Too, where I give epically epic advice to cats with despurrate dilemmas too great for them to solve alone. 

Also, mew may be pondering on what my professional credentials are, so purrlease purruse the list below:

Ph.D. in Kitty Psychology & Psychiatry
BSc (Hons) Headology  
Psy.D. Furry Logic
 MS. Fuzzy Logic
MA. Common Sense

My other Professional Credits include:

NOM Master
Snoozy Savant
Purr Master
AdvoCat of T.L. Treatment
Touchy Feely Therapy or T.F.T
Purrfume Aroma Treatment or P.A.T.

I can help mew to solve all your Pet Peeves, Purrsonal Problems and Despurrate Dilemmas, no matter how great or small they may be.

Plus, I
only use the very latest techniques, some of which I have developed myself over my long and esteemed career, which include:

 Purr Therapy ~ For Uptight and Particularly Stressed Kitties 

Nom Zen ~The Art of Nomming in Total Tranquillity 

ZZZ's Snooze Sensation ~ Including Mewsical CatNap Sessions tailored to your purrsonal requirements

YogiCat Meditation ~ Stretches and Breathing Techniques for the Severely Stressed & Overworked

Intense CatNip Therapy ~ This treatment speaks for itself (I find it very beneficial)

I am also an AdvoCat of Tough Love, coupled with a healthy dose of common kitty sense

Purrfume Aroma Treatment ~ A Sensory Smelling Session S.S.S. to calm and soothe with highly aromatic blends of specially selected scents

To help mew release all your stresses and worries, just drop by my clinic held here or, alternatively, email me your purroblem, and I'll answer here. If mew require to remain anonymous or anon, purrlease include that in your email. 


Mew can contact me directly at the following address:

DearDrBasil (at) gmail (dot) com

So come and sit on my supurr comfy couch, reee-lax, breathe deeply and tell me of your troubles, as I'm ready, willing and able to help.

A black leather tufted couch sits on a wooden floor in front of a bright outdoor backdrop of green grass and a blue sky with fluffy white clouds. Text at the top reads “Find a comfy spot on the couch and reee-lax,” and the website “www.bionicbasil.com” appears at the bottom.

This is one of my cases via email:   

HELP! I HATE CAR RIDES!!!!

Dear Dr Basil, I hope this message finds mew well. I'm writing to mew in a state of utter distress and confusion. My human, whom I love and adore, has been subjecting me to the most harrowing experience known to catkind - car rides.

Every time they open that metal contraption, I know I'm in for a rollercoaster of emotions, none of them pleasant. The loud noises, the strange movements, and the unfamiliar scents all combine to create a terror-inducing experience that leaves me shaking in my fur.

Dr Basil, please, I implore mew, help me find a way to communicate to my human that car rides are simply not my cup of cream. Yours, fluffing terrified, Roger

This is my Expert Reply
Today, I use the colour BLUE, which is the pawesomely soothing colour of CALM and hopefully will be the purrfect choice for this particular purroblem.

Dear Roger,

I understand that car rides can be a source of great distress for many felines. But sadly, dude, we cats can't avoid the occasional car ride. But don't panic, I have some top tips to help mew and your human navigate this issue and hopefully make the experience less traumatic and terrifying for mew: 1. Create pawsitive associations: Encourage your human to associate car rides with positive experiences. This could involve offering your favourite treats, engaging with beloved toys, and gradually introducing short rides to pleasant destinations such as the park or a friend's house. 2. Gradual exposure: Start by spending time in the stationary car without actually going for a drive. This can help desensitise mew to the car environment and reduce anxiety associated with the unfamiliar sounds and movements. 3. Comfort and security: Ensure that your human provides a comfortable and secure carrier or seat for you during car rides. Familiar scents from home and cozy bedding can help alleviate anxiety and create a sense of safety. 4. Calming aids: Your human can explore natural calming aids such as pheromone sprays or calming treats to help reduce your stress during car rides. These aids can provide a soothing effect and help create a more relaxed environment for mew. 5. Consult a veterinarian: If your fear of car rides is particularly severe, it may be beneficial to seek advice from a veterinarian. They can provide further guidance and support tailored to your specific needs, including potential behavioural or medical interventions to help address your distress. Worst case scenario, and I don't say this lightly, do not initiate unless absolutely necessary... if all else fails, deploy the Boneless Cat Manoeuvre, humans cannot resist it.

I hope these detailed tips provide some relief and help improve your car ride experiences.

Remember, communication is key, so don't hesitate to express your feelings to your human in the most persuasive ways pawsible.

Yours most sincerely
Dr. Basil
@ The Cats Have Purroblems Too Clinic T.M.
Today's Top Tip is:

~ Always Take Your Time -  Sometimes New Experiences Need A Gradual Approach  ~
 
If mew can relate to this purroblem or feel that mew are in need of any assistance, purrlease leave a comment to: Dear Dr Basil.... or email me directly and I'll get back to mew.

Thank mew all for joining me today at The Cats Have Purroblems Too Clinic, and join me next time when we tackle a case involving a laser pointer, a betrayal, and a very confused hamster.

Remember, my door is always open, unless I’m napping, in which case, purrlease knock softly.

Until then, Keep Calm and Purr on

Dr Basil

Ph.D. ~ BSc. (Hons) ~ Psy.D. ~ MS ~ MA

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Monday, 28 April 2025

**CATS HAVE PROBLEMS TOO!** with Dr Basil ~ Featuring Today's Despurrate Dilemma **HELP! I NEED TO CURB MY URGES!!!**

 Welcome to 

Dr Basil ©BionicBasil®

Happy Monday, furry floofers

Welcome to Cats Have Purroblems Too, where I give epically epic advice to cats with despurrate dilemmas too great for them to solve alone. 

Also, mew may be pondering on what my professional credentials are, so purrlease purruse the list below:

Ph.D. in Kitty Psychology & Psychiatry
BSc (Hons) Headology  
Psy.D. Furry Logic
 MS. Fuzzy Logic
MA. Common Sense

My other Professional Credits include:

NOM Master
Snoozy Savant
Purr Master
AdvoCat of T.L. Treatment
Touchy Feely Therapy or T.F.T
Purrfume Aroma Treatment or P.A.T.

I can help mew to solve all your Pet Peeves, Purrsonal Problems and Despurrate Dilemmas, no matter how great or small they may be.

Plus, I 
only use the very latest techniques, some of which I have developed myself over my long and esteemed career, which include:

 Purr Therapy ~ For Uptight and Particularly Stressed Kitties 

Nom Zen ~The Art of Nomming in Total Tranquillity 

ZZZ's Snooze Sensation ~ Including Mewsical CatNap Sessions tailored to your purrsonal requirements

YogiCat Meditation ~ Stretches and Breathing Techniques for the Severely Stressed & Overworked

Intense CatNip Therapy ~ This treatment speaks for itself (I find it very beneficial)

I am also an AdvoCat of Tough Love, coupled with a healthy dose of common kitty sense

Purrfume Aroma Treatment ~ A Sensory Smelling Session S.S.S. to calm and soothe with highly aromatic blends of specially selected scents

To help mew release all your stresses and worries, just drop by my clinic held here or, alternatively, email me your purroblem, and I'll answer here. If mew require to remain anonymous or anon, purrlease include that in your email. 


Mew can contact me directly at the following address:

DearDrBasil (at) gmail (dot) com

So come and sit on my supurr comfy couch, reee-lax, breathe deeply and tell me of your troubles, as I'm ready, willing and able to help.

Cats Have Purroblems Too with Dr Basil @BionicBasil® Find A Comfy Spot on The Couch


This is one of my cases via email:

HELP! I NEED TO CURB MY URGES!!!

Dear Dr Basil, I hope this letter finds mew in high spirits and excellent whisker health. It's your feline furiend Pudding here, and let me tell mew, I'm in a bit of a pickle! My humans are all riled up because of my workout-ruining escapades, and I fear my days of innocent mischief may be numbered. Mew see I have a penchant for interrupting their yoga and workout routines by transforming the living room into my personal obstacle course. Whether it's climbing on their backs during downward dog or trying to roll their yoga mats up, I just can't resist adding my own flair to their fitness endeavours, to obviously make it less boring for them, as mew well know this workout malarky is really boring! MOL But the last straw was when I accidentally tripped up my mom during her HIIT workout, resulting in a rather undignified faceplant into the shagpile rug. The horror! Now, I come to mew, oh wise Dr Basil, seeking your expert guidance on how I can curb my workout-ruining urges and restore peace and harmony to our household. I eagerly await any help mew can offer to enable me to become the purrfect workout companion. Please, lend me your feline wisdom, Dr Basil, and save me from being banished to the great outdoors, well into the kitchen! Yours in mischievous desperation, Pudding


This is my Expert Reply

(Notice how I use a soothing green text colour to soothe Pudding's workout faux pas!)

Dear Pudding, I must say, your workout-ruining antics are quite the spectacle! Your humans must be finding it pawfully hard to maintain their zen with a chunky feline like mew making mischief. However, worry not, my furry furiend! Dr Basil is here to offer some wise and whisker-licking good advice to help mew become the purrfect workout companion. Step 1: The Power of Distraction Pudding, it's time to redirect your mischievous energy! Instead of pouncing on your humans mid-plank, why not engage in some entertaining catnip-fueled aerobics of your own? A jingly ball or a feather on a stick can do wonders! Step 2: Treat Yo'Self Why not indulge in a little snack before your humans hit the yoga mat? A tasty treat might just keep you occupied and away from their workout space. After all, a well-fed kitty is a contented kitty! Step 3: Paws for Reflection It's time to contemplate, Pudding. When mew feel the urge to pounce, take a moment to ponder over the futility of disrupting your humans. Perhaps a little feline introspection will do wonders for your inner peace. Step 4: Feline Yoga** Embrace the ancient art of cat yoga! Instead of climbing on your humans' backs, why not show off your own impressive feline yoga poses? Downward-facing cat, anypawdy? Step 5: The ART of Apology Should mew find yourself accidentally tripping up your mom again, offer her an artful and heartfelt meow of apology. A little affectionate head bump and some purrs wouldn't go amiss.

**One final thing, I would see if mew can get your furry own purrsonalised yoga mat so that mew can feel part of the activity, and whether mew just relax in kitty zen pose or actively engage in some stretches, mew can do it on the comfort of your own, exclusive mat and still be part of the fun. Pudding, with these steps, mew'll soon become the purrfect workout companion and restore harmony in the household. Remember, a happy human means more treats and cozy napping spots for mew! Best of luck and chin up, Pudding!

Sincerely

Dr Basil

@ The Cats have Purroblems Too Clinic T.M.


Today's Top Tip is:

~ Feeling left out of an activity can lead to issues, be as inclusive as mew can, everypawdy should feel welcome ~ 

If mew can relate to Pudding's problem or feel that mew need any assistance, purrlease leave a comment to: Dear Dr Basil with your dilemma or email me directly, and I'll get back to mew.

Thank mew all for joining me today at The Cats have Purroblems Too Clinic, and I'll be back soon with another open clinic and another new case study.

Until then, Keep Calm and Purr on

Dr Basil

Ph.D. ~ BSc. (Hons) ~ Psy.D. ~ M.S. ~ M.A. 








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Monday, 20 January 2025

CATS HAVE PROBLEMS TOO! with Dr Basil ~ Featuring Today's Despurrate Dilemma **HELP! MY CAT WON'T STOP STEALING MY SOCKS!!!**

 Welcome to 

Dr Basil ©BionicBasil®

Happy Monday, furry floofers

Welcome to Cats Have Purroblems Too, where I give epically epic advice to cats and cat pawrents with despurrate dilemmas too great for them to solve alone. 

Also, mew may be pondering on what my professional credentials are, so purrlease purruse the list below:

Ph.D. in Kitty Psychology & Psychiatry
BSc (Hons) Headology  
Psy.D. Furry Logic
 MS. Fuzzy Logic
MA. Common Sense

My other Professional Credits include:

NOM Master
Snoozy Savant
Purr Master
AdvoCat of T.L. Treatment
Touchy Feely Therapy or T.F.T
Purrfume Aroma Treatment or P.A.T.

I can help mew to solve all your Pet Peeves, Purrsonal Problems and Despurrate Dilemmas, no matter how great or small they may be.

Plus, I 
only use the very latest techniques, some of which I have developed myself over my long and esteemed career, which include:

 Purr Therapy ~ For Uptight and Particularly Stressed Kitties 

Nom Zen ~The Art of Nomming in Total Tranquility 

ZZZ's Snooze Sensation ~ Including Mewsical CatNap Sessions tailored to your purrsonal requirements

YogiCat Meditation ~ Stretches and Breathing Techniques for the Severely Stressed & Overworked

Intense CatNip Therapy ~ This treatment speaks for itself (I find it very beneficial)

I am also an AdvoCat of Tough Love coupled with a healthy dose of common kitty sense

Purrfume Aroma Treatment ~ A Sensory Smelling Session S.S.S. to calm and soothe with highly aromatic blends of specially selected scents

To help mew release all your stresses and worries just drop by my clinic held here or, alternatively email me your purroblem, and I'll answer here. If mew require to remain anonymous or anon, purrlease include that in your email. 


Mew can contact me directly at the following address:

DearDrBasil (at) gmail (dot) com

So come and sit on my supurr comfy couch, reee-lax, breathe deeply and tell me of your troubles, as I'm ready, willing and able to help.

Cats Have Purroblems Too with Dr Basil @BionicBasil® Find A Comfy Spot on The Couch

This is one of my cases via email:

HELP! MY CAT WON'T STOP STEALING MY SOCKS!!!

Dear Dr Basil, I find myself in a rather dire predicament with my beloved feline, Mr Whiskers. You see, he has developed a penchant for stealing my socks. Not just any socks, mind you, but the ones that I rely on for my daily endeavours—especially the mismatched ones that bring me joy! To make matters worse, I recently discovered the shocking revelation that he has started a "Sock Hoard" in a secret nook behind the couch. I fear I might have inadvertently stumbled into a feline society where sock theft is a noble pursuit! Now, I’m torn: should I attempt to negotiate a peace treaty with Mr Whiskers, offering him catnip in exchange for the return of my socks, or should I join forces with him and start a sock fashion line exclusively for cats? Help! What’s the best course of action for me—and to ensure the safety of my remaining sock collection?
Sincerely,
Sockless and Stressed, aka Mr Whiskers Mom, Cynthia


This is my Expert Reply

Dear Sockless and Stressed, Ah, the age-old battle of humans versus their furry overlords! Mr Whiskers has clearly declared war on your sock drawer, and it’s time to approach this situation with both diplomacy and a sprinkle of humour. **Step 1: Understand His Motivation** First, mew must appreciate that Mr Whiskers is not merely a thief; he is an artist in the realm of sock craftsmanship. He sees your socks as not just footwear but as important artefacts in his daily kingdom. Take a moment to analyze the designs he prefers—perhaps they resonate with his uniquely impeccable taste! **Step 2: Host a Sock Summit** Consider organizing a "Sock Summit"—a playful negotiation session. Lay out a selection of his favourite socks (mismatched and otherwise) and your catnip offerings. Engage him with a mix of treats and, perhaps, a cat toy that he loves. Present these as peace offerings to show mew respect his sock-stealing enterprise. **Step 3: Create a Sock Decoy** Once trust is established, introduce a "decoy sock" for him. One that is specifically designed for his enjoyment—maybe one stuffed with catnip or with jingles inside. This way, he can still indulge his love for socks without pillaging your collection. **Step 4: Set Boundaries with Humour** Humour can be a powerful tool. Create a funny "Sock Code of Conduct" that outlines the terms of your treaty. For example, “All mismatched socks belong to Mr Whiskers, but the cozy winter ones remain off-limits.” Deliver this decree in a fun tone, perhaps while sporting a particularly comical sock ensemble yourself, and do offer copious amounts of primo catnip during this parle! By approaching the situation with creativity and a touch of humour, mew might just find that mew and Mr Whiskers can coexist in a harmonious sock-sharing arrangement. Remember, a happy cat = a happy home!

Yours most sincerely

Dr Basil

@ The Cats have Purroblems Too Clinic T.M.


Today's Top Tip is:

~ Sharing is Caring ~ 


If mew can relate to Cynthia's problem or feel that mew need any assistance, purrlease leave a comment to: Dear Dr Basil with your dilemma or email me directly, and I'll get back to mew.

Thank mew all for joining me today at The Cats have Purroblems Too Clinic, and I'll be back soon with another open clinic and a brand new case study.

Until then, Keep Calm and Purr on

Dr Basil

Ph.D. ~ BSc. (Hons) ~ Psy.D. ~ M.S. ~ M.A. 








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Monday, 18 November 2024

CATS HAVE PROBLEMS TOO! with Dr Basil ~ Featuring Today's Despurrate Dilemma **HELP! WHY HAVEN'T I WON THE LOTTERY YET???!!!** (MEW COULDN'T WRITE IT!!! MOL)

  Welcome to 

Dr Basil ©BionicBasil®

Happy Monday, furry floofers

Welcome to Cats Have Purroblems Too, where I give epically epic advice to cats with despurrate dilemmas too great for them to solve alone. 

Also, mew may be pondering on what my professional credentials are, so purrlease purruse the list below:

Ph.D. in Kitty Psychology & Psychiatry
BSc (Hons) Headology  
Psy.D. Furry Logic
 MS. Fuzzy Logic
MA. Common Sense

My other Professional Credits include:

NOM Master
Snoozy Savant
Purr Master
AdvoCat of T.L. Treatment
Touchy Feely Therapy or T.F.T
Purrfume Aroma Treatment or P.A.T.

I can help mew to solve all your Pet Peeves, Purrsonal Problems and Despurrate Dilemmas, no matter how great or small they may be.

Plus, I 
only use the very latest techniques, some of which I have developed myself over my long and esteemed career, which include:

 Purr Therapy ~ For Uptight and Particularly Stressed Kitties 

Nom Zen ~The Art of Nomming in Total Tranquility 

ZZZ's Snooze Sensation ~ Including Mewsical CatNap Sessions tailored to your purrsonal requirements

YogiCat Meditation ~ Stretches and Breathing Techniques for the Severely Stressed & Overworked

Intense CatNip Therapy ~ This treatment speaks for itself (I find it very beneficial)

I am also an AdvoCat of Tough Love coupled with a healthy dose of common kitty sense

Purrfume Aroma Treatment ~ A Sensory Smelling Session S.S.S. to calm and soothe with highly aromatic blends of specially selected scents

To help mew release all your stresses and worries just drop by my clinic held here or, alternatively email me your purroblem, and I'll answer here. If mew require to remain anonymous or anon, purrlease include that in your email. 


Mew can contact me directly at the following address:

DearDrBasil (at) gmail (dot) com

So come and sit on my supurr comfy couch, reee-lax, breathe deeply and tell me of your troubles, as I'm ready, willing and able to help.

Cats Have Purroblems Too with Dr Basil @BionicBasil® Find A Comfy Spot on The Couch


This is one of my latest cases:

HELP! WHY HAVEN'T I WON THE LOTTERY YET???!!!

Florence, a lovely ragdoll kitty who's living a good life but wants more, as she feels life is lacking meaning and depth, called my Facetime hotline late last Friday evening wanting my sage advice on how to obtain shed loads of money so she can buy a boat and sail off around the world with her staff.

Here's the transcript, as approved by Florence, for use on today's post.

**Florence:** (picking up the phone with a delicate lift of her perfectly groomed paw, her luxurious Ragdoll fur shimmering in the sunlight) *Meow, meow! Is this the famous Dear Dr. Basil?* **Dr. Basil:** (with a warm, welcoming tone that contrasts my sage reputation) *Indeed, it is! Mew’ve reached the illustrious Dr. Basil, your online agony uncle for all things feline. How can I assist mew today, my enchanting furiend?* **Florence:** (nestling into her plush, velvet cat bed adorned with pastel cushions) *Oh, Dr. Basil, I find myself in a most purrplexing situation! Mew see I’ve been harbouring a grand ambition to win the lottery—my ultimate dream is to purrchase the most opulent yacht and sail around the world, feeling the salty breeze ruffle my fur while lounging under the sun! But alas, no matter how many scratchcards I scratch at with my dainty paw, all I seem to win is yet another wretched “better luck next time” slip!* **Dr. Basil:** (stifling a chuckle, my whiskers twitching with amusement) *Ah, the tantalizing call of the seas and the vision of sun-soaked adventures! But tell me, dear Florence, how many tickets have mew actually acquired on this quest for fortune?* **Florence:** (sighing dramatically, her deep blue eyes clouded with frustration) *Ah, let’s see… I’ve bravely purrchased seven tickets thus far. But that’s not all! I also tried a little “luck technique” I read about while perusing cat-centric videos online. Picture this: I sat firmly atop my pile of tickets, convinced that my luxurious fluff would shower them with divine luck!* **Dr. Basil:** (with a playful grin) *Ah, the age-old “feline blessing” method! I truly hope mew didn’t accidentally mutilate your tickets while attempting to pose regally on top of them!* **Florence:** (her tail flicking in embarrassment) *Well, there was an unfortunate incident involving excitement and a few enthusiastic claw swipes… but that’s hardly the point! I am in dire need of genuine advice, Dr. Basil!* **Dr. Basil:** (voice filled with encouragement) *Right mew are, dear Florence! Here’s a fabulously pawsible idea: What if mew launched a captivating YouTube channel dedicated to showcasing your extravagant lifestyle as a “Luxury Cat Lifestyle” expert? Mew could charm legions of admirers with your tips for pampered living!* **Florence:** (eyes lighting up with vibrant enthusiasm) *Ooh, that sounds splendid! Sharing my exquisite grooming sessions, flawless poses, and the most delectable gourmet treats—how delightful!* **Dr. Basil:** *Absolutely! Mew could create content around “Catnip Cuisine,” highlight the finest scratching posts, or even offer a segment called “Sailing Essentials for the Posh Cat.” Imagine the views!* **Florence:** (purring softly at the thought) *Oh, I absolutely adore that concept! But… what if I struggle to attract sponsors for my glamorous channel?* **Dr. Basil:** (with a knowing tone) *Ah, that’s where the realm of “Catfluencers” comes into play! Mew only need a loyal following enchanted by your feline charisma. Just remember, the essence of being a captivating influencer lies in your ability to look effortlessly furbulous at all times!* **Florence:** (twitching her whiskers in determination) *Of course! I shall channel my inner diva! But perhaps I need some tips on mastering the aura of mystery, too. How does one accomplish that?* **Dr. Basil:** *It’s quite simple, actually! Practice your most theatrical sighs while gazing pensively out the window, perhaps watching the birds flutter by. And don’t forget to incorporate that famous sideways glance—there’s nothing more beguiling than an air of enigmatic allure!* **Florence:** (nodding with renewed confidence) *Dramatic sighs will henceforth be my specialty! Now, let’s circle back to the lottery: what if I simply wish upon a star each night?* **Dr. Basil:** (with an amused chuckle) *Wishing upon a star can be quite enchanting, indeed! However, remember that mew should also ensure that your human buys those tickets—stars alone won’t conjure winning numbers!* **Florence:** (eyes gleaming with fervor) *Mew’re absolutely right! I’ll enlist my human as my very own lottery assistant. And if all else fails, I could still become the world’s first yacht-dwelling cat with a burgeoning purrsonal brand!* **Dr. Basil:** *Now that’s the spirit, Florence! Cast your dreams wide as mew sail into a future filled with adventure and luxury!* **Florence:** (her heart leaping with joy) *Thank mew immensely, Dr. Basil! I’ll keep mew updated on my grand expedition toward feline fortune and nautical escapades!* **Dr. Basil:** *I can hardly wait to hear about your voyages across a sea of catnip-infused waves! Take care and remember to bask in the sun every now and then—an essential for any glamorous cat!* **Florence:** *Meow! Until next time, dear furiend!*

As I said before, mew couldn't write it, but the good news is Florence is now looking at becoming a catfluencer and is getting her staff up to speed on the new programme. So with a bit of luck and sass, she'll be exactly where she wants to be in no time at all!

@ The Cats have Purroblems Too Clinic T.M.

Today's Top Tip is:

~ Why wait for it to fall out of the sky when mew have to power all along to make it happen ~ 

If mew can relate to Florence's purroblem or feel that mew need any assistance, purrlease leave a comment to: Dear Dr Basil with your dilemma or email me directly, and I'll get back to mew.

Thank mew all for joining me today at The Cats have Purroblems Too Clinic, and I'll be back soon with another open clinic and a brand new case study.

Until then, Keep Calm and Purr on

Dr Basil

Ph.D. ~ BSc. (Hons) ~ Psy.D. ~ M.S. ~ M.A. 








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