Get some cake!
HERE'S FUDGE'S OFFICIAL BIRTHDAY PAWTRAIT
Have a tipple!
Help yourselves to nibbles!
MMMMM Yummy... seafood and eat it! MOL
Get some pudding!
Orange, of course! MOL
WELCOME TO THE BBHQ NIGHTCLUB
The Nip Nirvana Lounge
AND ANOTHER EPIC BBHQ RAVE!!!
I'm so happy all our furriends could join us!
Fudge here, your ginger host extraordinaire with the biggest floof in Mewton-Clawson and beyond, welcoming mew to The Nip Nirvana Lounge, BBHQ’s Level 11 exclusive birthday rave hotspot!
And the only place to be tonight!
I’ve been fine-tuning every whisker-twitch of this extravaganza to bring mew this cat-tacular festivity for weeks.
Amber’s still on bar ban (MOL! She's such a lush! MOL!) (her last conga line nearly knocked over the disco scratch-post), so we’ve commissioned a more stable squad of kitty-droids to keep the drinks flowing and the drama minimal. Strut to Humphrey’s A.I. Replicator by the bar, tap for your fave nibble, such as our famous tuna tartare bites, salmon sliders or catnip-popped popcorn, or hit 'custom' and request that extra sardine oil drizzle and take a number. Whoosh, your treats will meow-velously appear at your paws in moments... Yes, it really IS that EPIC! MOL
On the dance floor, Smooch and Pandora are unleashing the ultimate 90s/00s megamix under a laser-pointer light show, mirrored scratching posts, and disco balls dangling from kitty-trees are there for your enjoyment. At Midnight, the highlight will be: The 'Meowga Mega Mix' glitter blast, a nip-infused confetti to literally blow your floof off! Basil and Snowie have already formed a floofy feline conga, so grab a tail and spiral through the crowd.
Thirsty? Humphrey’s Catnip Beer 2.0 is back, extra fizzy and supurr spicy, Parsley is still stuck to the ceiling! MOL Brave souls are urged to try the Blu-topia Mindbender, ask Posie why it’s so mind-bendy, I think she's still in a reverie in the 9th Life Dimension! MOL Chase it with a Tangerine Blast, or sip the dreamy Orange Sunburst Utopia. Feeling daring? Last month’s powerhouse catnip creation, The Whiska Wonderland, might launch mew skyward, and my brainchild, a brand new strain called THE ORANGE FLOOF EXTREME, includes a complimentary tail-twitch photo op.
And just to keep the excitement high, Meow-karaoke is live on the mezzanine, belt out 'What’s New Pussycat?' or your own remix of 'Eye of the Tiger.' My purrsonal favourite is 'I'm Too Sexy For My Floof!' MOL MOL MOL - but it's true!!!
Test your groove in the Whisker-Twitch Contest, or chase the elusive red dot in our Laser-Chase Arena. Feeling artsy? An exclusive Paw-Painting Station awaits, leave your mark on mini canvases to gift your favourite human.
If mew need a breather, Melvyn’s hubbly-bubbly lounge around the corner offers velvet floor cushions and aromatic pipe blends. Kitty-droids will top up your nip stash and deliver snacks without mew lifting a paw. Just use the iPaw tablets available.
Facilities FYI: litter cubicles live in the foyer, and please, resist exploring past Level 11. Last time, somepawdy unleashed the Kraken, he nearly made a grand entrance, and a handful of my Magical Menagerie critters are still at large! If mew spot a unicorn-ferret or phoenix-hamster, DON'T PANIC - it’s not just the nip talking.
Alrighty then, let's get this pawty started. I’m off to sample another round of that glorious catnip beer. Who’s joining me at the bar?
WOOO HOOOOOO, DUDES & DUDETTES RAVE ON!
I do hope mew all have an EPIC time at the rave, and if mew need to chill, we have allocated the Crystal Room as the zen-zone which is now located next to the nightclub; just head back out into the corridor, take a left, and it's the next door along, so mew can have a snooze, take five or just crash completely.
Thanks for coming, mew know how much we love to pawty and celebrate with all our supurr besties!
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