Welcome to The Dark Side
Greetings Supurr Pawesome Pals
Parsley here again...
This week, my regular Pet Peeves post is on hold as we have one of the bestest days of the year happening...
Can I get a WOOOO HOOOO?
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Also before I furget, today I'm featuring on my epic buddy Valentines Blog at Noir Kitty Mews spreading the wurd that black cats are pawesome, magnificent, supurr, smashing, great, epic and epically epic, etc...
Well all cats are of course, all of the above too, but those of us who are on the dark-side in colour have a bigger cross to bear, as in bygone times black cats we're deemed eveeel and the familiars of witches; assisting their mistress's in The Darke Arts and Demon Summoning.
While I cannot confirm or deny whether the P.A. is a witch or not; the jury is still out on that, though I can safely say she's not summoned any demonic entities while I've been here and I've neffur seen her with a bubbling cauldron or wearing a pointy back hat, although she does have a broom stick... nuff said! MOL
But anyhoo since the Darke Ages us black cats have had some really rotten press offur the centuries leading some of the peeps in the wurld to believe that we are bad luck and a whole host of other really, really, really dumb, stupid, idiotic things.
I can assure the wurld most sincerely that black cats are NOT bad luck on any level whatsoeffur or any of the other idiotic things that were dreamt up to purrsecute us.
Black cats are in essence magical, miniature panthers and effuryone should have one, mew are actually doing yourself a disservice by not having one.
So modern day peeps of the wurld, furget all that witch-hunt nonsense and go adopt a miniature panther today, trust me, it's the best thing mew'll do fur yourself this year.
Just look at me, how can anything that looks like me be bad luck? It's not possible on any level effur.
So to show mew just how pawesome black cats are, here's a little montage in honour my angel brofur Humphrey, so let's just take a moment to fully embrace the darkness in all its furry and rather fuzzy glory!
So to show mew just how pawesome black cats are, here's a little montage in honour my angel brofur Humphrey, so let's just take a moment to fully embrace the darkness in all its furry and rather fuzzy glory!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Humphrey Mew Were The Bestest!
Many thanks fur joining me today to celebrate all Blacks Cats the wurld offur, and my supurr special brofur, Humphrey. See mew on the morrow when we're back Pet Parading with our pawesome pals Rascal & Rocco and Barking From The Bayou
And don't furget:-
EMBRACE THE DARKNESS AND ADOPT A BLACK CAT
Big Hugs & Gentle Purrs
Parsley
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