Thursday 20 December 2018

**New Post** Smooch Around The Wurld and Today We're Smooching All Offur The North with Shadow as My Pawesome Travelling Companion

Welcome To

Woo Hoo Pawsome Pals

Smooch here, and how are mew doing today?

So dudes and dudettes we're going to be Smooching All Offur The Planet as we Smooch Around the Wurld ~ how much fun, so much fun!

Oh and because The B Team doesn't use conventional means of travel, I'll be using the TTTB aka the Time Travelling Telephone Box to go on my little jolly's, so thank cod I won't have to use an airport as I don't think I'd get through security with all the extra covert hardware I travel with! MOL

Furst though I have to do my travel check list:

Oh and I've already had all my travel vaccinations, as mew neffur know and I always think it's better to have the lot rather than risk getting some foreign lurgy which in turn ruins your jolly's! 

So where are we going today?

Today pawesome pals we're headed way, way, way up north to find the magical land of Santa Paws!

So with Shadow's travel card ready, I hopped in The TTTB and moments later landed in the front garden at Chez Shadow.

Now some of mew may not know that Shadow like myself is a tripod, tripawd, tripawed or 3 legged kitty -  I'm sure there's some purrliticolly correct terminology to use but I always say tripaw! MOL 

So how epically epic, that not one but TWO tripaws head out on the adventure of a lifetime, OH MY COD it's gonna be so much fun!  

Anyhoo I digress, the TTTB landed in Shadow's front garden and I opened the door and let my terrific travelling companion hop in.

"Hiya Shadow dude, come in, don't hang about out there in the cold!" I chuckled.

"Smooch dude, oh my cod!" Shadow said as he entered the TTTB and looked around the bridge. "Mew guys have the best toys effur, jeez I gotta sign up and join The B Team fur sure!"

We paw bumped and I replied, "Dude we'd love mew to join, anytime just say!"

"So Smooch what have mew got planned fur me?" Shadow asked eagerly.

"Oh my cod, we're going up north to find Catmas!" I laughed as I saw Shadows expression.

"Mew mean we're going to see Santa Claws?" 

"Yes indeedy we are, and mew just need to hit that red button and we'll be there in a jiffy!" I answered.

Shadow peered at the red button and grinned madly. "Dude thanks so much fur this!" His paw came down hard and the TTTB vanished.

11.56733200098234444r seconds later we landed.

And this is what happened next... 

We tried snowshoeing but we both got stuck in a drift, it was hilarious! Note to self, tripaw cats can't snowshoe! MOL MOL  We fed all Santa's reindeer with some extra speshal carrots, they're the ones that make them fly, and the highlight of our trip was getting to go on the pre-Catmas test flight.

When I tell mew that sleigh is fast, jeez it's supurr-sonic guys; me and Shadow loved effury single moment and we whooped and hollered in delight fur the entire lap of the wurld. In fact we're surprised that some of mew didn't hear us! MOL

We definitely found Catmas and guys when I tell mew, Shadow and I had the best time, but we can't talk about the Catmas Casino incident with the mistletoe, the cat fairy and the sled aftur far too much catnip-nog [like eggnog only more potent] - needless to say we won't be invited back to that establishment anytime soon!! MOL MOL 

We both gave our letters to Santa aftur he hauled us free from another snowdrift, and said that he'd do his bestest to help as many shelter and homeless anipals as pawsible this year aftur he read our requests.  

And that brings us to the end of our adventure today and when I say what a trip, it was epically epic, it truly was!

Thanks so much fur joining Shadow and I on our epic northern adventure and I'll be back before mew know it sharing another far flung destination, so hope mew can join me!

And if any of mew would like to accompany me on any future excursions which no doubt will be terribly exciting, possibly a little bit dangerous [might be furry dangerous at times] and definitely a once in a lifetime oppurrtunity, send an email to:

deardrbasil @ gmail . com

with Smooch Around The Wurld in the subject line and a nice picture of yourself [which we can clip] plus your name, age and a couple of fun facts about mew, and who knows mew could be joining me on the adventure of a lifetime!

Furry quickly before I go, Amber is here on the morrow with her latest Feline Fiction on Fridays, so I hope mew can join us fur that as she sharing her top books fur Catmas!

Until next time

Keep Calm 


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Smooch ~ Wurld Traveller and Adventurer Extraordinaire

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  1. Smooch I had an epic time with you, I'm so glad the tripaws finally had our adventure together!!!! Meeting the MAIN man and getting to try the sled out was so much funšŸ˜ø Though we got kicked out of the casino, I'll always have the memories or what I can remember MOL. Anytime you need backup with the B team I would be honored to help you guys out. Merry Catmas Shadow

    1. Shadow dude, it was epic and anytime mew want to go anywhere again just holler! MOL Purrs
      Smooch xox

  2. Smooch, you and Shadow may have got kicked out of the Catmas Casino, but at least you didn't steal Santa's sleigh, that lands you on his naughty list forever. Speaking from experience, your pal, Jake.

    1. Hi Jake, MOL oh we didn't tell mew about Santa's sleigh and the joyride aftur - oops shhhhhhhhhh!!!!MOL Purrs Smooch XOX

  3. OH MY! What an epically epic time visiting Santa Paws at the terribly chilly North Pole! That was tons of fun...I know he's super busy this time of year getting ready to visit all of us (at least those of us who have been very good!). Thanks for the adventure - just what we needed to put us in the spirit. We LOVE LOVE LOVE your Catmas tree - it's BEEEE-utiful!

    Love, Teddy

    1. Hey Teddy, oh dude we had the best time, purrhaps mew'd like to join on a jolly in 2019? Purrs Smooch xox

  4. This is a blog to watch for sure. I think you have a really awesome writing style by the way. Very easy to read. Your blog design is so clean too! Thank you all the hard work!

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    1. Thanks guys, so glad mew enjoyed your visit with us today! Purrs Smooch xox

  5. That was a fun Smooch adventure fur sure, amazing!

  6. Woo Hoo, you partied with Santa! Excellent adventure!

    1. YAY we pawtied with Santa, though we can't tell mew that we got him really drunk and borrowed his sleigh! OOPS! MOL MOL Purrs Smooch xox

  7. That was an epic adventure for both of you, and the sleigh ride around the world must have been doubly epically epic!

  8. What a great adventure Smooch. Fanks fur sharin'. Big hugs

    Luv ya'

    Dezi and Raena

    1. Hiya Dezi Dezi and Raena, thanks fur stopping by ladies, I do love your company! Purrs Smooch xox


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