With Amber ~ The Best Library Kitty in the entire Mewton~Clawson Parish
Hello gorgeous library guests and welcome to my private library and the start of a new decade and a new year of book acquisitions! MOL
Are mew comfy, supurr... let's begin...
Over Catmas, young Melvyn who happens to be my intern at The Mewton-Clawson Library here at BBHQ came and found me among the stacks, and asked.
"Amber, I've been wurking here for about 9 and a half months now and I really like your book reviews, and quite to my surprise I really like books too, they sort of grow on mew," he paused taking a breath. "Erm... so would it be pawsible fur me to do a guest review, as I've found this really amazing book called, Pawesome Military Vehicles ~ The Ones Mew Really Want To Own by R. P. Howler, that I'd love to share with your fans?"
Well mew could have cancelled my Audible, Amazon and Waterstones accounts all at the same time and I couldn't have been more surprised, astonished or utterly flabbergasted!
What the fluff does he know, he can't even use wurds with more than two syllables!
I'm not having it, NOT AT ALL!
I can see I'm going to have to sack him now before he get designs on taking over effurything!
Julie and John Hope
REVIEWED BY GUEST REVIEWER YOUNG MELVYN
He'd better do a good job or there'll be fire and brimstone... etc... etc... etc...
A witty, charming treasury of traditional Christmas carols--rewritten by cats for cats--includes such classics as "The Twelve Days of Catmas," "We Wish for the Fam'ly Goldfish," and "Bark! The Hairy Scary Things."
Now I had wanted to talk about and review Pawesome Military Vehicles ~ The Ones Mew Really Want To Own by R. P. Howler, but Amber's stipulation was I had to review her choice, so here's what I thought to:
Christmas Carols For Cats
OH my cod this is epic, why the fluff didn't Amber let me see this book way before Catmas [she's so, so secretive about what is being reviewed]! If I'd known, I would have got The B Team together and we would have gone caroling around Mewton-Clawson and collected some cash fur charity.
What a pawesome book, if mew love carols, mew're gonna love this; 12 purrfectly crafted feline songs that are so fun to sing, and if like me mew love a good caterwaul this is so up your alley, and I mean right up there, by the dumpster full of exceptional surprises!
My recommendation, get your copy now and purractice fur next Catmas, mew'll be EPIC!
Anyhoo I've got to go sweep out the weapons room in the bunker now, so I'll sign off and hopefully Amber will let me review another book review soon.
This is your guest host, Melvyn signing out, and see mew in the bunker shortly - Level 6 - fur a bit of skeet aftur I've finished my cleaning duties!
I thought he was better than expected and at least I didn't have to abandon today's post altogether, though he did need some encouragement to get started!
Keep calm and read on