**HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!** Welcome to Another Legendary Pawty at BBHQ ~ Fudge's Epically Epic 10th Birthday Rave!!!

 

Happy Caturday and Welcome to the pawty fluffy furiends!

Grab a pawty hat pawesome pals, we've already got ours! MOL

Get some cake!

HERE'S FUDGE'S OFFICIAL BIRTHDAY PAWTRAIT

The Nip Bar is OPEN!

Have a tipple! 

Help yourselves to nibbles!

 

MMMMM Yummy... seafood and eat it! MOL

Get some pudding!

Orange, of course! MOL

WELCOME TO THE BBHQ NIGHTCLUB

 The Nip Nirvana Lounge

AND ANOTHER EPIC BBHQ RAVE!!!

SHAKE YOUR PAWS IN THE AIR LIKE MEW JUST DON'T CARE!

I'm so happy all our furriends could join us!

 Fudge here, your ginger host extraordinaire with the biggest floof in Mewton-Clawson and beyond, welcoming mew to The Nip Nirvana Lounge, BBHQ’s Level 11 exclusive birthday rave hotspot! 

And the only place to be tonight!

I’ve been fine-tuning every whisker-twitch of this extravaganza to bring mew this cat-tacular festivity for weeks.

Amber’s still on bar ban (MOL! She's such a lush! MOL!) (her last conga line nearly knocked over the disco scratch-post), so we’ve commissioned a more stable squad of kitty-droids to keep the drinks flowing and the drama minimal. Strut to Humphrey’s A.I. Replicator by the bar, tap for your fave nibble, such as our famous tuna tartare bites, salmon sliders or catnip-popped popcorn, or hit 'custom' and request that extra sardine oil drizzle and take a number. Whoosh, your treats will meow-velously appear at your paws in moments... Yes, it really IS that EPIC! MOL

On the dance floor, Smooch and Pandora are unleashing the ultimate 90s/00s megamix under a laser-pointer light show, mirrored scratching posts, and disco balls dangling from kitty-trees are there for your enjoyment. At Midnight, the highlight will be: The 'Meowga Mega Mix' glitter blast, a nip-infused confetti to literally blow your floof off! Basil and Snowie have already formed a floofy feline conga, so grab a tail and spiral through the crowd.

Thirsty? Humphrey’s Catnip Beer 2.0 is back, extra fizzy and supurr spicy, Parsley is still stuck to the ceiling! MOL Brave souls are urged to try the Blu-topia Mindbender, ask Posie why it’s so mind-bendy, I think she's still in a reverie in the 9th Life Dimension! MOL  Chase it with a Tangerine Blast, or sip the dreamy Orange Sunburst Utopia. Feeling daring? Last month’s powerhouse catnip creation, The Whiska Wonderland, might launch mew skyward, and my brainchild, a brand new strain called THE ORANGE FLOOF EXTREME, includes a complimentary tail-twitch photo op.

And just to keep the excitement high, Meow-karaoke is live on the mezzanine, belt out 'What’s New Pussycat?' or your own remix of 'Eye of the Tiger.'  My purrsonal favourite is 'I'm Too Sexy For My Floof!' MOL MOL MOL - but it's true!!!

Test your groove in the Whisker-Twitch Contest, or chase the elusive red dot in our Laser-Chase Arena. Feeling artsy? An exclusive Paw-Painting Station awaits, leave your mark on mini canvases to gift your favourite human.

If mew need a breather, Melvyn’s hubbly-bubbly lounge around the corner offers velvet floor cushions and aromatic pipe blends. Kitty-droids will top up your nip stash and deliver snacks without mew lifting a paw. Just use the iPaw tablets available.

Facilities FYI: litter cubicles live in the foyer, and please, resist exploring past Level 11. Last time, somepawdy unleashed the Kraken, he nearly made a grand entrance, and a handful of my Magical Menagerie critters are still at large! If mew spot a unicorn-ferret or phoenix-hamster, DON'T PANIC - it’s not just the nip talking.

Alrighty then, let's get this pawty started. I’m off to sample another round of that glorious catnip beer. Who’s joining me at the bar? 

WOOO HOOOOOO, DUDES & DUDETTES RAVE ON!

I do hope mew all have an EPIC time at the rave, and if mew need to chill, we have allocated the Crystal Room as the zen-zone which is now located next to the nightclub; just head back out into the corridor, take a left, and it's the next door along, so mew can have a snooze, take five or just crash completely.

Thanks for coming, mew know how much we love to pawty and celebrate with all our supurr besties!

Fudge 

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Happy 22nd Birthday Amber and 10th Birthday Pandora! Come Celebrate at Their EPIC Halloween Pawty!!!

Purrsday Greetings Pawesome Furriends

Welcome to Amber and Pandora's Spooky Birthday Pawty!

 

Here are the birthday gurls, don't they look frighteningly furbulous! MOL

Help yourself to drinks; Smooch has concocted a new batch of Halloween Cocktails in honour of Amber's 22nd birthday. And obviously for Pandora too, as it's her 10th Birthday! MOL

Grab a Lucky Black Cat Cupcake!

Grab a hat!

Pick a Wand!

And let's head through the Magical Grotto... Muwahahahahahahahahaaa! Stay close guys, mew never know what might be out there, but don't worry mew can zap any monsters with your wands and don't forget to follow the floating pumpkins and whatever mew do, don't stray from the path! 

Are mew ready for a spooky snack?  Help yourselves!

LET'S PAWTY!

Try not to get lost in the forest, but if mew do, send up a flare from your wand, and one of The B Team will come and get mew.

Have some spooky treats!

Eat, drink, dance and be epically spook'alicious!

Pawty on, as we're sure this event will last for days! MOL

We hope mew all have a totally wild time; if mew need to chill we have allocated the Crystal Room as normal for the zen-zone, so mew can have a snooze, take five, or just crash out, but don't go wandering off around the bunker, as mew know what happened when Smooch accidentally let the Kraken out.

Thank mew for coming!

Supurr purrs

Amber and Pandora

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**HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!** Fudge's Epic 9th Birthday Rave!!!

Welcome to the pawty fluffy furiends!

Grab a pawty hat furbulous pals, we've already got ours! MOL

Get some cake!

HERE'S FUDGE'S OFFICIAL BIRTHDAY PAWTRAIT

The Nip Bar is OPEN!

Have a tipple! 

Help yourselves to nibbles!

 

MMMMM Yummy... seafood and eat it! MOL

Get some pudding!

WELCOME TO THE BBHQ NIGHTCLUB

 The Nip Nirvana Lounge

AND ANOTHER BBHQ RAVE!!!

SHAKE YOUR PAWS IN THE AIR LIKE MEW JUST DON'T CARE!

Welcome to The Nip Nirvana Lounge, our nightclub on Level 11 of the Bunker. We are proud to host another epically epic birthday rave and look forward to providing mew with a highly memorable experience.

We regret to inform you that Amber is still banned from managing the bar because of some prior issues at previous raves, the old lush. Though, we have taken the necessary measures to ensure mew receive the very best service while at BBHQ. Including building more kitty droids to serve mew from our extensive cocktail menu.

If mew feel peckish during your stay at The Nip Nirvana Lounge, mew can rely on Humphrey’s A.I. Replicator, conveniently located in the kitchen behind the bar. Peruse through the menu to select your desired snack or nibbles and place your order on the screen at the bar. And if mew wish to customise your order, choose the custom option on the screen and tell it want mew want. The kitty droids will deliver your order promptly.

Smooch and Pandora have curated a fantastic playlist featuring the best dance tracks from the ‘90s and early ‘00s. Mew are guaranteed to have a blast dancing to some of the most epic tunes from back in the day. Be mindful not to trip over Amber and Posie, who are currently indulging in the Blu-topia Mindbender nip cocktail. Humphrey has been busy brewing more catnip beer in his laboratory, which we debuted at Smooch’s Birthday pawty last year, but he says he's now made it even more potent! YIKES!  According to Parsley, it’s an extra fizzy delight that will blow your fur off.

I am currently sampling it, along with the Tangerine Blast nip cocktail as a chaser. Mew can also find the Orange Sunburst Utopia nip cocktail on the drinks menu at the bar, I just had one of those earlier, and I must say it is ameowzing! MOL

For those who enjoy catnip, we have all varieties available, including our homegrown primo-fur-fluffer. We had a new strain called Nutty Fluff-Face launched at Basil’s pawty last month, and by all indications, it’s one of our strongest varieties to date! However, please be cautious as Parsley tried it earlier, and he literally ended up on the ceiling (PAH – What a lightweight pussy! MOL!) And in honour of my birthday this year, Humphrey created a new strain called, THE FLOOF EXPLOSION, so if mew're up for trying new things, this might be right up your alley... just see what happened to my tail on The Midweek News! MOL

Currently, Basil and Snowie are too nipped out to care and are dancing up a storm all around the nightclub. It’ll be a conga line in no time, so get ready to grab a tail!

Melvyn has set up the hubbly bubbly pipes just around the corner from the dance floor, where mew can unwind and relax on some sumptuous velvet floor cushions. The kitty droids will be ready to refill your nip supply whenever mew need it and deliver snacks right to your furbulously nipped-out and epically reclined location. 

The entrance foyer features litter cubicles for your convenience. We have separate facilities for girls and boys, with the left door designated for girls and the right door designated for boys.

F.Y.I. 

It is essential to avoid wandering around the bunker and investigating rooms which don’t need investigating! As we do not want anyone getting lost or accidentally releasing the Magical Menagerie on Level 16 (or the Kraken.... again). Some of the magical creatures escaped again the other day, and we are not sure if all of them have returned yet, as we have been too busy organising the pawty to do a propurr headcount. So, if mew come across any weird and wonderpurr creatures, it is not due to the nip, or the number of beverages mew have consumed. 

And with that, I am headed to the bar. If mew would like a catnip beer, please feel free to join me!

WOOO HOOOOOO DUDES & DUDETTES RAVE ON!

We do hope mew all have an EPIC time at the rave, and if mew need to chill, we have allocated the Crystal Room as the zen-zone which is now located next to the nightclub; just head back out into the corridor, take a left, and it's the next door along, so mew can have a snooze, take five or just crash completely.

Thanks for coming, mew know how much we love to pawty and celebrate with all our supurr besties!

Fudge xx

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