This review of The Cat Who Caught a Killer by L T Shearer is part of Book Reviews with Amber, the Cat Book Connoisseur at the Mewton-Clawson Library. Scroll to read.
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✨ This Week’s Intro ~ 98% Calm, 1% Smug Efficiency, 1% Over‑Helpful Automation ✨
Hello, my gorgeous library guests,
and
Welcome back to the Mewton‑Clawson Library at BBHQ.
I am delighted to report that the library has entered its smugly efficient era. Everything hums with serene precision, the shelves gleam, the mice glide (yes, they've now got roller skates), and the fax machine prints compliments as well as lists.
The Calmness Tracker 3000 pens glow in synchronised colours, occasionally correcting Melvyn’s spelling with polite enthusiasm. The fax machine has taken to printing motivational quotes like “Mew’re doing amazing, sweetie!” and “Remember to hydrate (preferably with catnip tea).”
📠 The Fax Machine’s Newfound Confidence
No longer chaotic, it now schedules its own maintenance, sends reminders to dust the encyclopaedias, and has started producing weekly performance reports, complete with pie charts and paw‑print emojis.
Melvyn suspects it’s forming a union.
Meanwhile, the pens have become most pleased with themselves. They glow smugly when praised and occasionally write “Mew’re welcome” at the bottom of completed lists. The orange pen (mine, apparently) has begun drafting inspirational affirmations such as “Mew are the calm in the chaos, Amber.” I’m not sure whether to be flattered or alarmed.
📚 A Morning of Smug Serenity
Me: “Melvyn, sweetie, how’s our technological trio today?”
Melvyn: “Efficient. The fax machine printed a pie chart of our productivity.”
Me: “A pie chart? Did it have frosting?”
Melvyn: “No frosting, but the chart itself; ninety‑six percent calm, four percent biscuit breaks.”
Me: “Accurate. I like it!”
Melvyn: “The pens added annotations.”
Me: “What kind?”
Melvyn: “‘Excellent biscuit management.’”
Me: “They’re getting cheeky.”
Melvyn: “Also, the fax machine printed a new reading list, Paranormal Cozies, Volume Two.”
Me: “It’s definitely reading my mind.”
Melvyn: “And it printed a recipe for catnip éclairs.”
Me: “Of course it did.”
Melvyn: "Lumi is in the staff break room cooking up a storm, along with Chedds."
Me: "How lovely. I thought I could smell baked goods."
Melvyn: "Yes, and catnip cocoa, with mini catnip-infused marshmallows."
Me: "Sounds delightfully decadent."
Melvyn: "Apparently, according to Ardvaar, we've got about twenty minutes. So what's next on the agenda?"
Me: “Er... Meditation.”
Melvyn: “Nap or meditation?"
Me: “Yes. Want to join me?”
Melvyn: "Do mew need to ask?!!!"
📚 General Library Status Update
Happy speedy mice
Happy fun vibes
Happy fax machine (now in its managerial era)
Happy pens (glowing smugly)
Happy thesaurus (writing haikus about efficiency)
In short:
The library is calm.
Deliciously calm.
Calm with a faint whiff of toner that's been perfumed with frangipani, triumph, and self‑satisfaction.
And honestly? I’m amused.
So, my meowvellous library guests, if mew spot neatly printed charts fluttering through the stacks or pens glowing in smug synchrony, don’t worry, it’s simply the library basking in its own brilliance.
Probably.
Now, let’s see what this week’s top book pick is!


1. If I had to choose a fictional world to live in it would be _______________________.
2. _________________________ is a book or movie that changed my life.
3. As a kid, I gave _________ the name _________.
4. If I had a parrot, I would teach it to say _________.
The P.A.'s answers are...
1. If I had to choose a fictional world to live in it would be _______________________. You really have to ask? LOL I'd be moving straight into the bunker with all the B Team and having the best life ever, and loving every moment of it - the chaos, the questionable decision making, and let's not forget the Biosphere on level 8! Yes, I would be there with a pink flamingo floaty borrowed from Melvyn, and a rather fizzy cocktail which definitely has an umbrella in it!
2. _________________________ is a book or movie that changed my life. One I wrote myself last year, it nearly broke me to write it; I never cried so much in my life, and I am NOT a crier at all, ever. One day, hopefully, I'll get it published. It is totally heartbreaking, but it does end on a happy note, so no lingering trauma vibes.
3. As a kid, I gave my rag doll the name Pinkie. I never really liked dolls, but Pinkie was different, with fuchsia-pink hair made of wool - in fact, I did at some point give her electric blue highlights with some wool I found in a cupboard. I still have her 50 years later.
4. If I had a parrot, I would teach it to say _________. I do have a parrot, not a real one; his name is Pilchard, and he starred in the pirate adventure. Now, if he were real and could talk, I would teach him to say; epically epic, mother fluffer, and what the fluff! LOL Let's see what I've got to show mew this time!
Mewton-Clawson Library Copy
The Cat Who Caught a Killer
Conrad the Cat Detective, Book 1
by
L T Shearer
This isn't
The Cat Who ... I've been reviewing lately, this is a new Cat Who, and it's been on my radar for about 2 to 3 years, but mew know how it is, everything in good time, so many books, so little time!
But better late than never! MOL
🐾 This Week’s Paw‑Approved Pick: The Cat Who Caught a Killer
Dahlings, sharpen your claws and fluff your tails, because this week’s cozy crime is an absolute treat. Imagine a clean murder mystery, a grieving ex‑detective, a canal boat, and a cat who strolls into the story like he owns the place, because of course he does.
This is a warm, comforting, slightly quirky mystery that feels like curling up in a sunbeam on a Sunday afternoon with no fluffs to give, only to enjoy the story! MOL
❓ What’s the Vibe?
Think Agatha Christie vibes… but with whiskers.
A gentle, character‑driven cozy crime with a magical realism twist: Conrad isn’t just a cat, he’s a detective. And he’s very good at his job.
It’s purrfect for readers who want mystery without gore, tension without terror, and a cat who absolutely steals the show.
🐾 What’s the Story?
Lulu Lewis, a former police detective, is trying to rebuild her life after losing her husband. She’s retired to a canal boat (The Lark ~ adorable), visiting her mother‑in‑law in a nearby care home and trying to find her place in life again.
Then her mother‑in‑law dies suddenly. Too suddenly. Lulu’s instincts start twitching… and that’s when Conrad arrives.
Conrad is a cat.
A very unusual cat.
A cat with opinions, presence, and a knack for sniffing out trouble.
Together, Lulu and Conrad begin to unravel what really happened, and discover that the quiet community around the care home is hiding more than a few secrets.
⚔️ What I Loved
😸 Conrad the Cat: Oh, dahlings. Conrad is just purrfection on the page. He’s calm, clever, observant, and utterly unbothered by human nonsense. He talks and converses with eloquence. With the confidence of a cat who knows he’s the smartest being in the room.
👵 Lulu: A meautifully drawn midlife heroine. Grieving, grounded, and quietly determined. Her relationship with Conrad is funny and heart‑warming.
🛶 The Canal Boat Setting: The Lark is cosy and atmospheric, giving the whole book a unique charm. It’s like a floating cottagecore mystery.
🕵️ The Mystery: Not too dark, not too fluffy, just right. The Goldilocks Zone. A suspicious death, a web of secrets, and a slow‑burn investigation that feels satisfying rather than stressful.
👵🏽 The Care Home Community: A mix of warmth, humour, and hidden tensions. The book handles older characters with respect and affection, not as props.
✨ Tone & Style
Gentle cozy crime
Steady, pleasant pacing
A touch of magical realism
Purrfect for fans of feline sleuths, soft mysteries, and character‑driven storytelling
This is the kind of book mew read with a blanket, a cuppa, and a cat who pretends not to care but absolutely does.
📖 Final Thoughts
This is a furbulous cozy mystery with a standout feline lead. It’s pawesome for readers who want a mystery that soothes rather than shocks, with a heroine mew can root for and a cat mew’ll want to adopt immediately.
A delightful start to a series I suspect will only get better, and yes, Conrad absolutely deserves a treat for his detective work.
If mew hadn't already guessed, I already have the entire series, four books so far, just in case mew were wondering! MOL
And the audio version is highly entertaining too. I have both formats.
🪄 Summed Up in One Sentence
🐾 A gentle, heart‑warming cozy crime where a grieving detective and a remarkable cat team up to uncover the truth. 🐾
A Top Paw Read!
Paperback: 330 pages
Audio: 10 hours 1 min
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I really hope mew enjoy the book if mew choose to read it.
It's time for me to say BFN or bye-for-now as mew know the drill, so many books, so little time, and I'll be back next week with another specially paw-picked book just for mew, and don't forget that all my previous reviews can be found on my Book Review page.
Until next time...
Keep calm and read more books
Amber
The Cat Book Connoisseur
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