**HAPPY BIRTHDAY** Parsley's Epic 12th Birthday Rave

Grab a pawty hat pawesome pals, we've already got ours! 

Get some cake!

HERE'S PARSLEY'S OFFICIAL BIRTHDAY PAWTRAIT

The Nip Bar is OPEN!

Have a tipple! 

Help yourselves to nibbles!

 

MMMMM Yummy... seafood and eat it! MOL

Get some pudding!

WELCOME TO THE BBHQ NIGHTCLUB

 The Nip Nirvana Lounge

WELCOME TO THE BBHQ RAVE!!!

WOOOOOO HOOOOOOO PAWTY FLUFFERS! 

Amber begged to be in charge of the bar again after being repeatedly banned, plus a future lifetime ban, as she was just getting so out of control. But she begged and pleaded, promising to be epic, and we gave in (huge mistake), and now she's passed out behind the bar. The above picture was taken earlier, before that passing out event, when she was merely lying on the bar in a semi-drunken coma.

  So if mew don't see her again, the kitty-droids will stretcher her to the med-bay for a snooze. She may rejoin us when she can stand again. In the meantime, feel free to help yourself to anything from the bar, and I'm sure Posie or Snowie can assist if mew need any help.

If anypawdy would like extra snacks or nibbles while in The Nip Nirvana Lounge, Humphrey's really nifty A.I. Replicators can cook up whatever mew want. Just ask Humphrey for a look at the menu and put your order in on the screen at the bar, and the kitty droids will be with mew imminently.

Melvyn and Pandora have set up another epic 80s and early 90s playlist of all the best dance tracks from way back in the day when mewsic was extraordinarily epic.

 

It looks like Fudge has had one Mindbender Purrple Purradise nip cocktail too many and, as for me, I'm on the Atomic Surprise Nip-blasters with a slice of lemming. According to Smooch, these things literally blow your fur off; wish me luck, as this is my 4th! MOL

If mew want to partake in any nip, all varieties are available, including some of our supurr zingy homegrown primo-fur-fluffers, and to celebrate my birthday, Humphrey created a new strain, which is an exceptional velvety catnip called the Smoove Oppurrator mix. And believe me, when I tell mew, it's fluffing good nip! 

 Fudge tried some earlier, and his giant floof literally did the opposite of the regular floof explosion, and it's now so sleek and well-behaved! MOL

Smooch has set the hubbly-bubbly pipes up just around the corner from the dance floor. There are oodles of jumbo floor cushions, enough for everypawdy to get sprawled out on. 

Litter cubicles are in the entrance foyer, girls use the door on the left and boys the door on the right, and whatever mew don't go wandering around the bunker as we don't want anypawdy getting lost or worse, accidentally falling through a rogue interdimensional time portal that keeps popping up on Level 14.

And on that note, I'm headed to the bar. Who wants an Atomic Surprise Nip-blasters?

WOOO HOOOOOO DUDES & DUDETTES RAVE ON!

We do hope mew all have an EPIC time at the rave, and if mew need to chill, we have allocated the Crystal Room as the zen-zone which is now located next to the nightclub; just head back out into the corridor, take a left and it's the next door along, so mew can have a snooze, take five or just crash completely.

Thanks for coming, mew know how much we love to pawty with all our supurr besties!

Parsley 

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Brain Training with Cats #88 with your Epic host ~ Professor Basil P.H.D. **PLUS** An Epic Throwback To June 2007 **Oh My Cod The Trees Are Tiny!!!**

Happy Monday Paweseome Pals

Welcome to another fab Brain Training sesh on the blog today.

And here's an epically epic throwback from June 2007, and oh my cod, the deodor and Scotch pine trees were tiny, they must have only gone in that year.

Grampaw gave them to the P.A. and who knew way back then, what monsters they would grow into!!! MOL

I have five words... "We need a bigger garden!" MOL

It's time to get those little grey cells working.

Here's the Answer Key to last time's sudoku puzzle #54

Are mew ready for this week's puzzle?

Just click right-click to save and/or print the puzzle. 

The answer key will be on next week's post.

Here's this week's wordsearch. I've made one with lots of astronomical words to find, just to mix things up a little! MOL

Just click right-click to save and/or print the wordsearch.

And here's this week's jigsaw puzzle, featuring me obviously in a supurr arty pic.

It took me 8 mins 22 secs...  How did you do?

I hope mew enjoy today's puzzles, and The B Team will be back on Wednesday with the Midweek News Round-up. If mew missed yesterday's Sunday Selfie click here and to catch up on Fridays Epic Fluffers.

Keep calm, and puzzle on

Epic purrs

Professor Basil 

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Mancat Monday at BBHQ ~ Starring Parsley aka Mr Sauce **AND DID MEW KNOW THIS? HE'S GOT A REALLY BIG SECRET TOO!!!**

 

Happy Monday Supurr Floofy Furiends

It's Mancat Monday, and mew know what that means... it's a mancat zone! MOL  

Today, Parsley is here sharing all his rugged manlycatness, as we don't think he's featured on MCM for years either, like Melvyn last week! 

Isn't he a magnificent, handsome panfur! 

BBHQ'S HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE HOLDER

He's got the most lethal patherene claws.

His hobbies include a bit of rock climbing!

Birdwatching and nature is another favourite pastime.

And he's also dabbled in the highly lucrative trade of catnip selling, although this particular batch nearly tipped him over the edge, or off the table! MOL

Did Mew Know This About Parsley?

Parsley is a gentle giant; he has such a kind nature, and he's the resident heavyweight at BBHQ, weighing in at approximately 6.7kg - 14.77lbs. And this year, when he went for his annual check-up and boosters, the vet had the nerve to say he was a bit heavy. Cat Dad soon put that straight and said to the vet. "Dude, he's on a bulking phase!" MOL

In 2014 when he first arrived at BBHQ, he was called Parsons as he had a faint ring of white fur around his neck like a priest's collar, so that's what they named him at the rescue.

The P.A. wanted to call him Magic, Merlin or some other really unimaginative magical black cat name but after trying out all the usual names and he responded to none, she realised that he wasn't going to be easy to name. Then one day she was looking through a gardening book and saw the word parsley and had an 'ah-ha!' moment, and that's how Parsley got his new name, and slowly that evolved into Parsley Sauce and then we found that he really loves the name Sauce, so most of the time we call him Sauce, or Mr Sauce.

And on different days of the week, he likes to be different sauces, such as mint, BBHQ, chocolate, steak, peri peri, seafood, black sauce aka HP, caramel, etc... it changes with his mood! But don't ever call him Mayonaise; yep, that one is a huge NO-NO! MOL #truestory 

And we bet mew're wondering what the really big secret is?

Well, he's a biscuit-making machine. Seriously, he's a one-cat biscuit factory! MOL

Check him out on TikTok. 

Just look at him go, and he makes the best biscuits ever. In fact, he's a bit of a biscuit aficionado or a biscuit connoisseur.

Thank mew for joining us today, and we'll leave mew to bask in the magnificence of all Parsley's manlycatness and look forward to your company on Wednesday when we're back with The Midweek News Round-up; until then...

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Mancat Monday at BBHQ ~ Starring Marvellous Melvyn **AND DID MEW KNOW THIS? HE'S GOT A REALLY BIG SECRET!!!**

 

Happy Monday Furry Furiends

It's Mancat Monday, and mew know what that means... it's a mancat zone! MOL  

Today Melvyn is here sharing all his uber manlycatness, as we don't think he's featured on MCM for years! 

Isn't he cute! 

BBHQ'S NEXT TOP MODEL

As many of mew know, Melvyn is an aspiring top model and here's a few of his highlights

I mean,come on, any agent would be silly not to sign this hunky chunk of mancat! 

But so far, Melvyn's attempt at getting an agent has failed.

But we said, dude, mew're too good for mainstream.

Mew need something a little more EXOTIC!

Did Mew Know This About Melvyn?

When he first arrived at BBHQ in 2019, his name at the rescue centre was... are mew ready?

MALCOLM

We're going to let mew let mew in a really big secret now; Melvyn loves, and when we say loves, we mean utterly obsessed with unicorns. Yep, mew heard that right...

UNICORNS

There's one particular unicorn toy he's has to play with everynight. We call this one Corn, and Melvyn takes him on adventures around BBHQ.

In fact his unicorn obsession has led the P.A. to obtain more Corns, to put into stock just in case, as Melvyn will not play with substitutes! MOL

If mew'd like to see his favourite unicorn, let us know in the comments.

We'll leave mew bask in the magnificence of all Melvyn's manlycatness, and we look forward to your company on Wednesday when we're back with The Midweek News Round-up, until then...

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