Welcome, greetings, salutations and many purrs to all our wonderful furiends in Cyberspace!
This page was originally published on 27th June 2012 ~ Ground Zero for Bionic Basil® ~ and has been updated several times over the years as BBHQ and the Basilverse have grown, evolved, expanded into several questionable dimensions and generally become far bigger than anypawdy originally planned! MOL
If mew've arrived here while excavating the archives, welcome! Mew've found the very beginning.
A lot has changed since 2012. Hundreds of our earliest posts were eventually retired when they were no longer relevant, while many more adventures, features, reviews, stories, crafts, puzzles and assorted feline shenanigans have taken their place.
Some older posts may still contain links that have since vanished into the depths of cyberspace. We're gradually tidying those up whenever we encounter them, so if mew discover a dead one on your travels, do give us a shout.
We've also had our content stolen and illegally republished elsewhere over the years, which is why we take copyright and plagiarism furry seriously. Bionic Basil® has been a registered trademark since 2018, and everything created here at BBHQ remains our original I.P. unless otherwise stated.
So now all the serious stuff is out of the way...
WELCOME TO BBHQ!
In fact, being a Rainbow Realm Kitty hasn't slowed me down either, thanks to Humphrey's ingenious invention, the EMD - aka the Earth Me Device - which enables R.R.K.s (Rainbow Realm Kitties) to return to the Earth Realm in solid form. Woo hoo for that, dudes, otherwise I'd be seriously fluffed! MOL
Anyhoo, I digress... ah yes, the introductions!
Humphrey, our all-black genius inventor; Posie, our beautiful tuxedo girl; and Snowie, our gorgeous all-white ladycat, are fellow Rainbow Realm B Teamers. They may have departed the Earth Realm many years ago, but thanks to the EMD, that certainly doesn't prevent them from appearing at BBHQ whenever the situation requires it - especially when there's an adventure brewing!
Then we have Melvyn, my tabby-and-white nephew, who joined the B Team in February 2019 as a tiny youngster and has since become a fully fledged member of The B Team, and he currently works as Amber's intern in the Mewton-Clawson Library. Mew may also find him modelling on the catwalk, sharing his mewsings and generally being far more sensible than some members of this organisation. Not that I'm naming any names... Parsley.
Fudge, our magnificent Ginger Ninja, still possesses the biggest, floofiest tail this side of the Catford Gap, while Pandora, our supurr furry tortie, has enough torti-tude for several cats and some of the hairiest paws we've ever seen.
Amber, our furbulous ginger-and-white Cat Book Connoisseur, presides over the library, reads more books than should technically be possible and has very definite opinions about all of them.
Parsley, our sleek black panther with the little white star at his throat, is our resident inventor, bunker-dweller and creator of increasingly questionable projects.
And Smooch, our handsome white-and-black tripawed dude, rounds out our extraordinary little family.
Together we're The B Team ~ a rather unconventional collection of cats with an underground bunker, an alarming amount of equipment and absolutely no intention of behaving like ordinary felines.
If mew want more intel, visit the New Reader Starter Page and the About Us Page.
So now mew've met everypawdy, mew're probably wondering:
What does a bunch of cats like us actually do all day?
Well, that's why we have this blog - to show mew exactly what we get up to!
Our programming changes throughout the year, and over the years we've created quite a collection of regular features. Here's what's currently on the BBHQ schedule:
We're always creating new posts, features and adventures to keep mew entertained and BBHQ supurr fresh and exciting. After all these years, we've still got plenty more ideas than mew could shake your tail at, and mew never quite know what's going to happen next!
If mew have any questions, feel free to leave us a comment. We love hearing from our readers and always try to reply as soon as we can - although occasionally our P.A. (Purrsonal Assistant) gets distracted by something she claims is important. Apparently, running BBHQ isn't her only job. We know. Shocking! MOL
So whether mew've been one of our furbulous furiends for years or mew've just discovered us while wandering through the archives, we hope mew enjoy exploring the weird, wonderful and occasionally completely bonkers world of Bionic Basil® & The B Team.
There are years of adventures waiting for mew, so grab a beverage, make yourself comfy and have a good old-fashioned snoop around.
And on that note, we hope mew have a furbulous day, and remember to always...
Wing Commander Basil & The B Team
