Many greetings pawesome pals
Parsley here *waves paw* and welcome to
Pet Peeves With Parsley
This week, it was Smoochie's turn to gripe, mew know that eclipse thing that happened on Monday, of course mew do. Well Smooch got in his Observatory at precisely 7.30 PM GMT to watch the once in a lifetime event...
Fudge went to see what was happening.
"Smooch," said Fudge. "What's this eclipse thing?"
"Well," Smooch replied. "Mew see that big yellow sparkly ball hanging at the top of the Observatory?"
Fudge nodded.
"Appurrently in a few minutes, the moon is going to block that big yellow sparkly ball out as it passes it front of it!" Smooch explained.
"WOW!" Fudge breathed in awe. "And we get front row seats?"
"Indeedy we do!" Smooch grinned.
"Smooch," said Fudge. "What's this eclipse thing?"
"Well," Smooch replied. "Mew see that big yellow sparkly ball hanging at the top of the Observatory?"
Fudge nodded.
"Appurrently in a few minutes, the moon is going to block that big yellow sparkly ball out as it passes it front of it!" Smooch explained.
"WOW!" Fudge breathed in awe. "And we get front row seats?"
"Indeedy we do!" Smooch grinned.
They waited and waited and waited and they waited some more...
Finally Smooch said to the P.A. "Did mew know the universe is broken?"
The P.A. looked at him and replied. "What do you mean the universe is broken?"
"Well," Smooch said and pointed up at the glittering sun and the little moon. "The moon didn't eclipse it, so it's obvious that the universe is broken!"
Finally Smooch said to the P.A. "Did mew know the universe is broken?"
The P.A. looked at him and replied. "What do you mean the universe is broken?"
"Well," Smooch said and pointed up at the glittering sun and the little moon. "The moon didn't eclipse it, so it's obvious that the universe is broken!"
Trying not the laugh the P.A. said, "Smooch the eclipse is happening outside, not in your Observatory dude!"
"Don't worry little dude," the P.A. said gently. "You wouldn't have been able to see from here anyway, but I can show you this!"
The room went furry quiet and then Smooch screamed,
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
We have no wurds fur that! MOL
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