"Smooch," said Fudge. "What's this eclipse thing?"
"Well," Smooch replied. "Mew see that big yellow sparkly ball hanging at the top of the Observatory?"
"Appurrently in a few minutes, the moon is going to block that big yellow sparkly ball out as it passes it front of it!" Smooch explained.
"WOW!" Fudge breathed in awe. "And we get front row seats?"
"Indeedy we do!" Smooch grinned.
Finally Smooch said to the P.A. "Did mew know the universe is broken?"
The P.A. looked at him and replied. "What do you mean the universe is broken?"
"Well," Smooch said and pointed up at the glittering sun and the little moon. "The moon didn't eclipse it, so it's obvious that the universe is broken!"
We have no wurds fur that! MOL