Grab a pawty hat pawesome pals, we've already got ours!
HERE'S MELVYN'S OFFICIAL BIRTHDAY PAWTRAIT
Have a tipple!
The Nip Nirvana Lounge
AND ANOTHER EPIC BBHQ RAVE!!!
Greetings and a supurr furry welcome to the Nip Nirvana
Lounge, our exclusive nightclub located on Level 11 of the Bunker. We are
elated to have mew join us for Melvyn's 6th birthday rave, which promises to be
the most extraordinary cat rave yet.
Tonight's exceptional playlist has been curated by Parsley
and Pandora, featuring the best dance tracks from the 90s and early 00s.
Additionally, if mew feel the need to snack, Humphrey's AI Replicator machine
can prepare any dish of your choice. Simply place an order on the screen at the
bar, and the kitty-droids will serve it to mew in a jiffy.
We'd like to inform mew that Amber is not permitted to serve
at the bar on this occasion or ever again. However, Snowie and Posie are
available to mix your favourite drinks, and they purromise not to sample said
drinks, before giving them to mew! MOL (See Amber's shocking admission here).
If mew're in the mood for some nip, we've got all varieties
available, including our latest homegrown release, the Strawberry Starfish Mix.
But beware of dancing too fast, like Basil did, and ending up in a pile of
cushions!
And speaking of cushions, as mew move towards the dance
floor, mew'll notice the hubbly-bubbly pipes set up in the corner. We've also
arranged ample supurr plush, velvet floor cushions so mew can relax and enjoy the mewsic. Fudge is
headed there now to try some of Fuzzy Heathen pawty mix catnip, guaranteed to
ruffle your fur in all kinds of ways mew didn't know was pawsible! MOL
Also, Smooch is in charge of the Kitty Karaoke, so if mew
want to blast out a tune or tune just tell him, and he'll make all your wishes
come true.
In case mew need to use the litter cubicles, they can be
found in the entrance foyer. Please note that the girls' cubicles are on the
left, and the boys' cubicles are on the right.
We urge mew to have an epically epic time, but please don't wander off too far. We wouldn't want anyone getting lost in the Bunker. If mew require assistance with anything, please don't hesitate to let us know. So, who's ready for a nip cocktail? MOL
GOOD LUCK!!!
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