**HAPPY BIRTHDAY** Melvyn's Epic 7th Birthday Rave

     

Welcome to the pawty fluffy furiends!

Grab a pawty hat pawesome pals, we've already got ours! 

Get some cake!

HERE'S MELVYN'S OFFICIAL BIRTHDAY PAWTRAIT

The Nip Bar is OPEN!

Have a tipple!

Help yourselves to nibbles!

 

MMMMM Yummy... seafood and eat it! MOL

Get some pudding!

WELCOME TO THE BBHQ NIGHTCLUB

 The Nip Nirvana Lounge

AND ANOTHER EPIC BBHQ RAVE!!!

SHAKE YOUR PAWS IN THE AIR LIKE MEW JUST DON'T CARE!

Greetings and a supurr furry welcome to the Nip Nirvana Lounge, our exclusive nightclub located on Level 11 of the Bunker. We are delighted to have mew join us for Melvyn's 7th birthday rave, which promises to be a most epically epic affair! 

Tonight's exceptional playlist has been curated by Parsley and Pandora, featuring the best dance tracks from the 90s and early 00s. Additionally, if mew feel the need to snack, Humphrey's AI Replicator machine can prepare any dish of your choice. Simply place an order on the screen at the bar, and the kitty-droids will serve it to mew in a jiffy.

We'd like to inform mew that Snowie and Posie are on bar duty and are available to mix your favourite drinks, and they purromise not to sample said drinks, before giving them to mew- unlike Amber, who would! MOL

If mew're in the mood for some extra primo catnip, we've got all varieties available, including our latest homegrown release, the Purrple Starfish Mix. Try not to dance too fast, like Basil did, and end up in a pile of cushions covered in more of the catnip! MOL  

And speaking of cushions, as mew move towards the dance floor, mew'll notice the hubbly-bubbly pipes set up in the corner. We've also arranged ample supurr plush, velvet floor cushions so mew can relax and enjoy the mewsic. Fudge is headed there now to try some of Fuzzy Heathen pawty mix catnip, guaranteed to ruffle your fur in all kinds of ways mew didn't know was pawsible! MOL

Also, Smooch is in charge of the Kitty Karaoke, so if mew want to blast out a tune, just tell him, and he'll make all your wishes come true.

In case mew need to use the litter cubicles, they are in the entrance foyer. Please note that the girls' cubicles are on the left, and the boys' cubicles are on the right.

We hope mew to have an epically epic time, and don't worry, what happens in the bunker stays in the bunker! MOL Please don't wander off too far. We wouldn't want anyone getting lost in the Bunker, as last week, Parsley and Smooch took a wrong turn on Level Thirteen and got lost for two days as the cheeky bunker-building nanobots were playing silly buggers and kept moving the corridors!

If mew require assistance with anything, please don't hesitate to let us know. So, who's ready for a nip cocktail? MOL

WOOO HOOOOOO DUDES & DUDETTES RAVE ON!

We do hope mew all have an EPIC time at the rave, and if mew need to chill, we have allocated the Crystal Room as the zen zone which is now located next to the nightclub; just head back out into the corridor, take a left and it's the next door along, so mew can have a snooze, take five or just crash completely.

Thanks for coming, mew know how much we love to pawty with all our supurr besties!

Melvyn xx

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**HAPPY BIRTHDAY** Melvyn's Epic 6th Birthday Rave and Giveaway!

     

Welcome to the pawty fluffy furiends!

Grab a pawty hat pawesome pals, we've already got ours! 

Get some cake!

HERE'S MELVYN'S OFFICIAL BIRTHDAY PAWTRAIT

The Nip Bar is OPEN!

Have a tipple!

Help yourselves to nibbles!

 

MMMMM Yummy... seafood and eat it! MOL

Get some pudding!

WELCOME TO THE BBHQ NIGHTCLUB

 The Nip Nirvana Lounge

AND ANOTHER EPIC BBHQ RAVE!!!

SHAKE YOUR PAWS IN THE AIR LIKE MEW JUST DON'T CARE!

Greetings and a supurr furry welcome to the Nip Nirvana Lounge, our exclusive nightclub located on Level 11 of the Bunker. We are elated to have mew join us for Melvyn's 6th birthday rave, which promises to be the most extraordinary cat rave yet.

Tonight's exceptional playlist has been curated by Parsley and Pandora, featuring the best dance tracks from the 90s and early 00s. Additionally, if mew feel the need to snack, Humphrey's AI Replicator machine can prepare any dish of your choice. Simply place an order on the screen at the bar, and the kitty-droids will serve it to mew in a jiffy.

We'd like to inform mew that Amber is not permitted to serve at the bar on this occasion or ever again. However, Snowie and Posie are available to mix your favourite drinks, and they purromise not to sample said drinks, before giving them to mew! MOL (See Amber's shocking admission here).

If mew're in the mood for some nip, we've got all varieties available, including our latest homegrown release, the Strawberry Starfish Mix. But beware of dancing too fast, like Basil did, and ending up in a pile of cushions!  

And speaking of cushions, as mew move towards the dance floor, mew'll notice the hubbly-bubbly pipes set up in the corner. We've also arranged ample supurr plush, velvet floor cushions so mew can relax and enjoy the mewsic. Fudge is headed there now to try some of Fuzzy Heathen pawty mix catnip, guaranteed to ruffle your fur in all kinds of ways mew didn't know was pawsible! MOL

Also, Smooch is in charge of the Kitty Karaoke, so if mew want to blast out a tune or tune just tell him, and he'll make all your wishes come true.

In case mew need to use the litter cubicles, they can be found in the entrance foyer. Please note that the girls' cubicles are on the left, and the boys' cubicles are on the right.

We urge mew to have an epically epic time, but please don't wander off too far. We wouldn't want anyone getting lost in the Bunker. If mew require assistance with anything, please don't hesitate to let us know. So, who's ready for a nip cocktail? MOL

WOOO HOOOOOO DUDES & DUDETTES RAVE ON!

GIVEAWAY

The giveaway is open wurld-wide** as usual, and all mew have to do is leave a comment below OR on Melvyn's Birthday Instagram post. We'll do the draw for the winner next Tuesday at 5pm, so mew have until then to enter, and we'll post the winner on the next Midweek News post we share. So remember to come back!

And what's the prize, we hear mew ask?

Well, as all our pawesome regulars know, our giveaways are epically epic, and we like to surprise mew with a little goodie bag with delightful things for mew and your hooman.

We have one goodie bag to give-away

[**Unless mew're in one of those countries that aren't allowed to join in. Mew know who mew are.]

GOOD LUCK!!!

Prizes are as stated, and no substitutes or cash prizes will be substituted.  The rules are clear, so purrlease abide by them. Failure to respond within

14 days of notification will result in your prize being offered to someone else.

We do hope mew all have an EPIC time at the rave, and if mew need to chill, we have allocated the Crystal Room as the zen zone which is now located next to the nightclub; just head back out into the corridor, take a left and it's the next door along, so mew can have a snooze, take five or just crash completely.

Thanks for coming, mew know how much we love to pawty with all our supurr besties!

Melvyn xx

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**HAPPY BIRTHDAY** Melvyn's Epic 5th Birthday Rave and Giveaway!

                                   

Grab a pawty hat pawesome pals, we've already got ours! 

Get some cake!

The Nip Bar is OPEN!

Have a tipple! 

Help yourselves to nibbles!

 

MMMMM Yummy... seafood and eat it! MOL

Get some pudding!

WELCOME TO THE BBHQ NIGHTCLUB

 The Nip Nirvana Lounge

AND ANOTHER EPIC BBHQ RAVE!!!

SHAKE YOUR PAWS IN THE AIR LIKE MEW JUST DON'T CARE!

Welcome to our nightclub on Level 11 of the Bunker; The Nip Nirvana Lounge and our seventh cat rave. Amber was banned from being in charge of the bar, as she’s such a liability (aka old lush) and takes too long to serve the drinks because she has to try everything. So, if mew need any assistance just ask Snowie or Posie and they can mix mew whatever mew want. 

If mew need any extra snacks while in The Nip Nirvana Lounge, just ask Humphrey for a look at the menu, as he reckons his A.I. Replicator machine can cook up anything mew like, and just tap your order in on the screen at the bar, and the kitty-droids will be with mew imminently. 

Parsley and Pandora have set up another most epic 90's and early 00's playlist of all the best dance tracks from way back in the day when mewsic was extraordinarily epic. 

It looks like Fudge has had one Mindbender Blueberry nip cocktail too many and, I'm back in my 90's epically epic diehard raver get-up, as I just love that era! MOL 

If mew want to partake in any nip, all varieties are available, including some of our homegrown primo-fur-fluffer; and our latest home-grown release is the White Cheetah Mix, it's a new strain that makes mew dance really fast, Basil tried some earlier and before he know it he’d danced all the way up to level two and back again before anypawdy even noticed! MOL

Smooch has set the hubbly-bubbly pipes up just around the corner from the dance floor. There are oodles of huge floor cushions enough for everypawdy to get sprawled out on.  

Litter cubicles are in the entrance foyer, gurls use the door on the left and boys the door on the right, and whatever mew don't go wandering around the bunker as we don't want anypawdy getting lost!  

And on that note, I'm headed to the bar. Who wants a nip cocktail?

WOOO HOOOOOO DUDES & DUDETTES RAVE ON!

GIVE-AWAY

The give-way is open wurld-wide** as usual, and all mew have to do is leave a comment below OR on Melvyn's Birthday Instagram post. We'll do the draw fur the winner next Monday at 5pm, so mew have until then to enter, and we'll post the winner on the next post we share. So remember to come back!

And what's the prize, we hear mew ask?

Well, as all our pawesome regulars know, our giveaways are epically epic, and we like to surprise mew with a little goodie bag with delightful things for mew and your hooman.

We have one goodie bag to give-away

[**Unless mew're in one of those countries that aren't allowed to join in. Mew know who mew are.]

GOOD LUCK!!!

Prizes are as stated, and no substitutes or cash prizes will be substituted.  The rules are clear, so purrlease abide by them. Failure to respond within

14 days of notification will result in your prize being offered to someone else.

We do hope mew all have an EPIC time at the rave, and if mew need to chill, we have allocated the Crystal Room as the zen-zone which is now located next to the nightclub; just head back out into the corridor, take a left and it's the next door along, so mew can have a snooze, take five or just crash completely.

Thanks for coming, mew know how much we love to pawty with all our supurr besties!

Melvyn xx

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