So, we hear mew ask, what is; What Would The B Team Do?
Well pawesome pals, we're going to give mew a dangerous or deadly scenario and mew get to choose one of several options on how we would respond, and then we show mew how we responded next time!
And today's scenario is this...
There's A Volcano Erupting On The Isle Of Cats - Can This Fabled Island Be Saved From Certain DOOM?
The volcano was bubbling away, small lava flows were gently cascading towards the capital city of Ocelot, not to be confused with Camelot. Anyhoo, the liquid fire riverlets were only 3 clicks away from the capital and surrounding suburbs; homes of 1000's of feline residents were under immediate threat.
And the local golfing community were not best purrleased!
Die-hard Golfers Trying To Navigate The Wurld Championship Golf Course On The Isle of Cats During The Volcanic Eruption
This is a part transcript of the actual conversation:
RING RING RING RING RING RING
"Fur fluffs sake Amber answer the phone already!" I shouted from the bunker corridor. I was fur all intent and purposes rather busy moving a recently delivery of supplies to level three, our warehouse level and the many, many boxes on my trolley were nearly touching the corridor ceiling - yep when we have a delivery, we really have a delivery!
"Welcome to the Cats Whiskers Holistic Health Retreat, this is Suki how may I help mew?" Amber said sweetly using our regular cover-story just in case it was a wrong number calling.
"This is Hans Plush from the Wurld Safety Authority in Geneva," said the caller in a lovely lilt. "We require the immediate and urgent services of Basil & The B Team."
"One moment purrlease while I transfer your call," Amber replied in that same sweet tone, then yelled at me like a fish-wife. "BASIL CALL ON LINE ONE, IT'S HANS PLUSH FROM THE WSA IN GENEVA!"
A few moments later I was at my desk and picking up the phone. "This is Basil, how can I help mew?"
"Is that Basil, Commander Basil Widdairs?" Hans asked.
"Yes this is he!"
"Thank cod, we've got a deadly situation," Hans replied tensely and quickly explained the details to me.
More of the transcript next time...
So What Would The B Team Do?
A. Tell Hans we're remodeling the bunker and we can't pawsibly make it until the refurb is offur.
B. Hop in the stealth bomber and fly up to Greenland. Use Humphrey's miniaturizing ray gun to shrink the giant iceberg that's currently threatening coastal communities. Take the shrunken iceberg; keeping it well frozen fur the journey back to the Isle of Cats. Then throw it out of the stealth bomber as we're circling the erupting volcano, and using the reverse feature on the miniaturizing ray gun to make it full size, and let it land on the volcano thereby extinguishing it.
C. Go watch the latest Jurassic Wurld movie at the cinema.
D. All of the above, because we're really that EPICALLY EPIC!
The answer will be on the next
Thanks fur visiting today and and tomorrow we'll be sharing a new jigsaw puzzle on the Puzzle Page to keep mew entertained until Friday when we'll be back with The Pet Parade blog hop.