Wednesday, 18 July 2018

**NEW FEATURE** What Would The B Team Do? There's A Volcano Erupting On The Isle Of Cats - Can This Fabled Island Be Saved From Certain DOOM?

Wednesday greetings fabulous furriends

Welcome to another 
Fur our new readers; some of mew may not know that as well as being your ordinary, effuryday kitties, we're also an elite horde of Kitty Commando's opurrating from a secret bunker in Mewton-Clawson in the heart of the English countryside, and saving the wurld at least once a month is what we do. Though mew neffur get to read or hear about it because its classified and way above your pay grade!

[BB HQ Control Centre in The Secret Bunker]

So, we hear mew ask, what is; What Would The B Team Do?

Well pawesome pals, we're going to give mew a dangerous or deadly scenario and mew get to choose one of several options on how we would respond, and then we show mew how we responded next time!

And today's scenario is this...

There's A Volcano Erupting On The Isle Of Cats - Can This Fabled Island Be Saved From Certain DOOM?

Just 5 days ago we got a frantic call from the Wurld Safety Authority [WSA] in Geneva, Switzerland asking if we could quell a volcanic eruption that was currently occurring on the mountainous and sacred Isle of Cats residing in a secret location in the Adriatic sea.

The volcano was bubbling away, small lava flows were gently cascading towards the capital city of Ocelot, not to be confused with Camelot. Anyhoo, the liquid fire riverlets were only 3 clicks away from the capital and surrounding suburbs; homes of 1000's of feline residents were under immediate threat.

The WSA had called fur an immediate evacuation of all affected areas, but all indications from the esteemed Institute of Volcanology aka The IoV, the volcano had about 2 to 3 days before it erupted in a monumental way, and pawsibly destroying the fabled isle.  

And the local golfing community were not best purrleased!

Die-hard Golfers Trying To Navigate The Wurld Championship Golf Course On The Isle of Cats During The Volcanic Eruption

This is a part transcript of the actual conversation:


"Fur fluffs sake Amber answer the phone already!" I shouted from the bunker corridor. I was fur all intent and purposes rather busy moving a recently delivery of supplies to level three, our warehouse level and the many,  many boxes on my trolley were nearly touching the corridor ceiling - yep when we have a delivery, we really have a delivery!

"Welcome to the Cats Whiskers Holistic Health Retreat, this is Suki how may I help mew?" Amber said sweetly using our regular cover-story just in case it was a wrong number calling.

"This is Hans Plush from the Wurld Safety Authority in Geneva," said the caller in a lovely lilt. "We require the immediate and urgent services of Basil & The B Team."

"One moment purrlease while I transfer your call," Amber replied in that same sweet tone, then yelled at me like a fish-wife. "BASIL CALL ON LINE ONE, IT'S HANS PLUSH FROM THE WSA IN GENEVA!" 

"Thanks Amber," I called back. "I'll take in it my office."

A few moments later I was at my desk and picking up the phone. "This is Basil, how can I help mew?"

"Is that  Basil, Commander Basil Widdairs?" Hans asked.

"Yes this is he!"

"Thank cod, we've got a deadly situation," Hans replied tensely and quickly explained the details to me.

More of the transcript next time...

So What Would The B Team Do?

A. Tell Hans we're remodeling the bunker and we can't pawsibly make it until the refurb is offur.

B. Hop in the stealth bomber and fly up to Greenland. Use Humphrey's miniaturizing ray gun to shrink the giant iceberg that's currently threatening coastal communities.  Take the shrunken iceberg; keeping it well frozen fur the journey back to the Isle of Cats. Then throw it out of the stealth bomber as we're circling the erupting volcano, and using the reverse feature on the miniaturizing ray gun to make it full size, and let it land on the volcano thereby extinguishing it.

C. Go watch the latest Jurassic Wurld movie at the cinema.


D. All of the above, because we're really that EPICALLY EPIC!

The answer will be on the next

MOL sorry about that, but mew that's know how we roll!

Thanks fur visiting today and and tomorrow we'll be sharing a new jigsaw puzzle on the Puzzle Page to keep mew entertained until Friday when we'll be back with The Pet Parade blog hop.

Until then

Keep Calm



Commander Basil & The B Team xox

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Monday, 16 July 2018

Crafting With Cats ~ Part IX ~ How To Make The Let's Go Fishing Teaser Toy ~ NO SEWING REQUIRED

Welcome to

Supurr Greetings Pawesome Pals

Thanks fur joining fur us fur Part IX of our Crafting with Cats segment. Mew know we have so much fun making all this stuff, and we hope mew enjoy seeing it and/or making it too! 

If mew missed any of our previous CwC posts, here's how to make:

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**Purrlease Note**

All Crafting with Cats ideas and creations are of our own design and we share them fur purrrsonal/home use only.

  So purrlease do not copy fur commercial/resale purrposes.

Copyright ©BionicBasil 

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So the other day, I remembered that we needed a new CwC post... and went to find the P.A. and look what I found her doing!!!!
Needless to say, I put an All Systems Stop on that curtain making project immediately, I mean the sheer nerve of making curtains when much more impawtant things are at paw! 

And now aftur that unexpected kerfuffle in the craft room, we can finally begin...

This time we're making a pawesome

What Mew Will Need*:

Felt of your choice x 2 squares

Ribbon of your choice

Pom Poms

Glue ~ hot or cold ~ **Non Toxic**

Darning Needle or similar


Cane or dowel rod [optional paint]

Feathers or other embellishment

Dried catnip

Optional Cat ~ Pandora was today's Craft Room Snoopervisor

*Most of the things we use to make our projects is stuff that we already have, and have probably had fur eons - the P.A. has the tendency of a magpie when she goes to a haberdashery shop or fabric store, and tends to buy completely random things that catch her eye fur future projects which she hasn't even thought of yet! MOL

So we don't actively go and buy more stuff to make new stuff, we use what we have and recycle a lot of items too. Our point is get creative and make new things that bring mew joy from old stuff that's lost its shine.

Let's get Started
1. Take your darning needle [or alternative] and ribbon. Next thread the pom poms of your choice onto the ribbon.  We used 3 pom poms on each one. 

2.  Cut out your fish.

3.  Pin Fish #1 onto your felt and cut out 5 more.

4.  Mew should now have 6 little iddy biddy fishies. 

5.  Take your catnip and sprinkle onto 3 of the fishies.

We used a combo of catnip and catmint which has been drying under the carport fur a few weeks.
6. At this point we decided that the fishies needed some fins, so out came the pink feathers again.  We glued the feathers in place and the ribbon too.  Next we glued the blue fishy to the pink fishy to make one whole catnip fish, and repeated the entire process twice more.  Finally glue on the fishie's eyes - we used smaller black pom poms fur this].

7. Take your cane or dowel rod [we used an old bamboo garden cane and sprayed it white].  Tie your ribbons to one end.  Now as our ribbons were all off cuts and random lengths we made our fishie's hang at different intervals.

8. Wrap and glue more ribbon securely offur the end to secure the 'fishing lines' in place.  We decided that a little more embellishment was required at this point and added a few more pom poms.

9. Then we thought the other end looked at little sparse, so we repeated step 8.

And here's what your Let's Go Fishing Teaser Toy should look like now as modeled by Queen Amber.


It shouldn't take mew more than 30 minutes to make this, it took us about 45 minutes, but we were looking fur extra embellishments and as we've said before, we do make it up as we go along! MOL

So What Did The B Team Think?

Our Totally Tropical FeatherNip Fish [completely new species, only just been discovered in the wilds of Mewton-Clawson's moderately tepid reservoir].

We named them:- Harry, Larry and Barry and they really got some punishment from Amber as mew just saw! MOL MOL
The Let's Go Fishing Teaser Toy was a real hit here at BB HQ, with Amber taking top prize fur keeness, purrformance and enthusiasm! Sadly I didn't get my paws on it as aftur Amber had slobbered all offur it I decided to put in a request fur a new one! MOL MOL MOL

There are many variations which mew could make such as:

Only have one or two fishie's

Have no fishie's and use any shape mew like

Decorate the wand any way mew like

The possibilities are endless...


Just before we go, we must say:- NEFFUR EFFUR leave your kitty unattended with: 

wand toys, teaser toys or any toys which could be a potential hazard

When we're finished playing, we always make certain that the ribbons or string are wrapped around the handle before being put away in the toy box until next time.

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And that furriends furry sadly brings us to the end of our ninth Crafting with Cats post, we do hope mew liked it and if mew decide to make your furry own Let's Go Fishing Teaser Toy, we'd love to see.

Feel free to post your pawesome crafty pics on our Facebook page at:

And if there's anything mew'd like us to make, leave a comment and we'll do our best.  

We'll be back on the Wednesday with...  

What Would The B Team Do?

 ... and we do hope mew can join us then, in the meantime, there'll be a new puzzle to keep mew entertained tomorrow.

Bestest crafty purrs

Basil & The B Team xox

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Sunday, 15 July 2018

The Art of Stealth on The Sunday Selfies

Supurr Sunday greetings fabulous furriends and

welcome to another selfie selection, today our theme is:

 The Art of Stealth

Yep, we're doing it right! MOL

We do hope mew're all having an absolutely smashing weekend and we'll be back on the morrow with another fun Crafting with Cats post, so if mew're looking to make something supurr fun this week, join us and find out exactly what we're making!

Wishing mew a supurr chilled day with lots of relaxing sun puddles and cool breezes

Bestest Sunday Purrs

Basil & The B Team xox

Don't furget to join in the pawesome Sunday Selfies Blog Hop with

 Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo ~ visit them at their fabulous blog:

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Saturday, 14 July 2018

Pet Peeves with Parsley #18 ~ What's Your Boggle This Week? Smoochie's Boggle Is Seriously Bugged!!!

Many greetings fabulous furriends and happy Caturday

Parsley here *waves paw* and welcome to 

Pet Peeves With Parsley


It would seem that Smooch suddenly realized something the other day.  He came ambling into the bunker with a rather purrplexed look pinned to his face and said, "Dude, how come I'm the only memfur of The B Team that doesn't have their own post?"

I thought about this fur a moment before answering. "Smooch dude, you don't have your own post do mew!"

We sat and pondered this fur a few more minutes, then Smooch said,"Doesn't anypurrdy like me enough, is that the reason?"

"Nah it's not that, the whole wurld loves mew dude!" I replied truthfully.

"Then how come I don't have my own posts?" he pressed, his little furry cute face scrunching up in concentrated thought.

"Did mew ask the P.A.?" I asked.

"Nah, she's at wurk this morning," he replied. "And even Fudge is known as the resident foodie and gets to star in all the sponsored posts and video's!"

"Well if mew could have your own post, what would it be?" 

He paused and then said. "Well I wouldn't want Pandora's gurly fashion post, and I don't like reading books unless they're military books with lot's of pictures to look at... erm... and I don't want your pet peeves post either," he mewsed. "I'd like a post all about me and my uber smoochiness!"

Parsley grinned and nodded thoughtfully. "What, mew mean just share a pic of yourself?"

"Yeah, what would be more pawesome than that?" he questioned.

Honestly I had no answer at all so just nodded again.

Do mew, our pawesome furriends, followers and readers have any idea's on:

What would Smooch's ideal post be?

Before he has a total meltdown! MOL

I am joining in the Caturday Art Blog Hop with  

caturday art

These artfully artful photo effects were created with: Prisma - The effects used from left to right were: Dragonfly, Dawn & Baobob

So pawesome pals...

What's been your biggest pet peeve this week?

...feel free to leave your peeves in the comment form, all are welcome!

Peevish purrs and MOL-ing!


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