Supurr salutations pawesome furriends
****Time goes all swirly as we go back to 21st December 2016****
So the other day I thought I'd get my cutest little red Kitty's Claws outfit on and really get in the festive mood, what I didn't realise was, I've put a bit of weight on since I last wore it and it was just a smidge, let me repeat that, an eency weency smidge too tight.
The other memfurs of The Heathen Hoard thought this was most funny, hilariously funny... I howeffur, did not.
****Time goes all swirly as we arrive back to present day****
So Smooch and Parsley appeared in the library office with young Fudge hot on their heals while I'm mulling offur my card dilemma.
"What's up Amber?" Parsley asked. "Mew look like someones just put a book back in the wrong place!"
I harrumphed loudly, as is customary when mew're as crotchety as me and replied. "I need a truly magnifique card to send to my sisfur-hood fur Catmas and I can't think of anything to send!"
Smooch whispered in Fudges ear and Fudge began to snigger.
"Amber we'd love to make mew a truly epically epic card, leave it with us!" Smooch beamed.
"Really, mew'd do that fur me?" I asked happily.
"Sure!" Parsley said.
"No wurries!" said Smooch.
"It'd be our purrleasure!" Fudge added.
*A short while later*
"Amber we made your card and it's EPICALLY EPIC!" Smooch said trying not to laugh.
I gave him a suspicious glance and then turned my attention to Parsley and Fudge who were borderline hysterics at this point.
"What did mew do?" I asked through gritted teeth.
"THIS!!!!!!!" came the response followed by riotous laughter as they showed me this...
I was speechless, it was beautiful and purrfect and so freaking crotchety I couldn't believe my eyes!
"It's just purrfect!" I managed to choke out as my emotions got the better of me. "Dudes mew did a truly epically epic design job and I can't thank mew enough!"
The three heathens stared at me as though I'd just sprouted antlers with jingly bells on.
"Mew like it?" Smooch asked sobering up faster than mew could say, 'and a partridge in a pear tree!' "Like, mew really like it?"
The three heathens went into an emergency group huddle. "Dudes she likes it!" Smooch said in shock.
"Yep we heard!" Parsley mewsed.
"But she was supposed to throw a total fit!" Fudge said. "So we could film it and then it'd go viral on Cat-Tube!"
"Dudes, we need better pics fur next year!" Parsley said. "Let's go back through the photo archives and see what we can come up with!"
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And that's how my truly luffley card came to be... Thank mew Heathens and good luck fur next year! MOL
Susan E. Davis has been dubbed “Doctor Dolittle of the PT World,” by Northwestern Medicine Magazine, a publication of Northwestern University Feinberg School of Medicine.
All Hands on Pet! Your How-To Guide on Home Physical Therapy Methods for Pets offers safe and effective actions pet owners can apply through the animal’s entire life spectrum. Information provided applies to multiple species: canine, feline, avian, exotics and farm animals (non-equine).
Includes 38 photos with directional arrows, plus informative explanations in an approachable style.
Fills the gap where the demand for physical therapy services for pets outweighs the availability of qualified providers.
Cross-references to Physical Therapy and Rehabilitation for Animals: A Guide for the Consumer.
Prudent tips, techniques, and advice typical of that given to author’s own clients
Real stories of courage from the author's actual patient caseload.
All Hands on Pet! is a must-read for pet owners everywhere!
I thought it was furry well written, though not the sort of book mew can read and do other things at the same like time like watch tv, mew need to focus to learn the techniques.
There are lots of pictures which explain how to do and use the techniques, which is great as it's always better to watch somepurrdy demonstrate so mew can get your own technique down paw.
It's not just fur cats either, it covers all anipal furriends, so whether mew're like Noah on his Ark or just a single kitty getting on with things, this book has info fur effuryone.
I really liked chapter 6 as that focused on Seniors, and as myself and Basil have now reached the dizzying heights of 15+, the author talks about a lot of different ways to assist us seniors in a variety of ways!
All in all I would say this book would make a fabulous addition to the anipal health section in your library.
Publisher: Joycare Onsite, LLC (12 Sept. 2017)