Thursday, 28 July 2016

Thankful on Thursday with Smoochie and Blog Hopping with Pepsi




Greetings pawesome pals

Smoochie is here today being supurr thankful fur having fur-sibs to help him clean up his furry untidy office space and eradicate his gnome purroblem! 

"Mew know what?" I said the other day.

"What?" asked Smoochie.

"I have no idea how mew manage to get your desk into such a mess," I replied.

Smooch began to chuckle and gave me a little one-shoulder shrug. "I'm sure I don't know how it happens either," he smirked. "But we do have office gnomes that come in at night to wreck the place!"

"Hmmmmm..." I said looking around the room at all the other neat and tidy desks. "It's strange how yours is the only desk they mess with!"

"Office gnomes are funny like that," he began, trying to hold back the laughter. "They only pick on one desk at a time!"

"I see."

"It's true, I have proof!" he said most earnestly.

"Show me," I insisted.

After rummaging through his desk drawer, Smooch whipped out this picture.



And indeed there was an office gnome and an angry one at that!

"Oh dear," was all I managed to say.

"Mew see, it's not me!" Smoochie laughed.

"Appurrently not," I conceded. "So how are we going to deal with this angry phenom-nom-nom?"

"I've set traps and all sorts Basil," Smooch replied. "But so far I've only managed to catch a picture."

"Leave it with me," I said, suddenly remembering an article in the National Geo. "I've got a plan."

The furry next morning...




"Basil, how did mew catch him?" Smooch asked in surprise.

"Peanut butter sandwiches, wurks effury time!" I smiled as the angry Gnome cursed wildly in his little cage.

"What's going to happen to him now?" Smooch's face filled with concern.

"Don't mew wurry, I'm packing him off  to the Gnome Rehabilitation Centre in the Outer Hebrides, he'll be fine in a decade or so!" I answered. "And now it's time to clean up your desk, and mew have help too."

"Oh really?" Smoochie beamed.

"Really!" I smiled, as Amber and Parsley entered the room.



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We would like to know if any of mew have suffered this office Gnome phenom-nom-nom, aka Unexplained Messy Desk Syndrome - U.M.D.S. - as I'm sure there are more of these gnomes about than we truly know?

We are thinking of setting up Gnome-Watch, so if mew come across any do let us know!

Bestest purrs

Basil  XOX




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13 comments:

  1. My human's desk is TERRIBLE! But it is all HER fault - MOL!

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    1. MOL MOL Summer, are mew sure mew don't have an office gnome? XOX

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  2. Oh my word! I think we have a different branch of the gnome family at the Palace, they leave mess everywhere bar the office! purrs Erin

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    1. Erin, there are many different branches of gnome service, so it's highly likely mew have a different department wurking at the palace! MOL XOX

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  3. smooch...dood....all thiz time we haz been blamin stuff like thiz on de naybor catz who manage ta get inn side R houz sum how ~~~ whoo new bout gnomez !! we will questhunz de one in R houz rite now !!! ....way kewl green mouz bye de way !! ♥♥♥☺☺☺

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    1. Tabbies, mew need to watch out for those gnomes, they're right tricky little bast turds! MOL

      Smooch is thrilled mew like his green mouse, it's his favourite! MOL XOX

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  4. Oh yes , we do have that problem too, but we didn't know what caused it, we just blame Mom :)

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    1. Guys, don't blame mom, blame the gnomes! MOL XOX

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  5. OMC! And we thought the mom's desk was bad. At least we don't have any gnomes on it...or at least we don't think there is.

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    1. Island Cats, are mew sure mew don't have any? They're furry slippery mew know... mew should start a gnome-watch asap just to be sure! MOL XOX

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  6. That gnome has many cousins here too...OMC!

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    1. Guys, I'm not surprised at all, I think there is a world-wide infestation of them! MOL XOX

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  7. PepiSmartDog: hi Basil, love your angry garden gnome. Hee Hee!
    Thats a fun post. :=o)
    Thank you for joining our Thankful Thursday Blog Hop and sharing your week with us. Hope to see you again this week too. *waves paw* :=o)

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*Waves Paw* we love comments and do purr extra loud when mew leave one, and we do try to reply to effurypurrdy and visit mew too! ❤️❤️❤️

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