**WELCOME TO THE PAWTY** Happy 13th Birthday Smooch

Grab a pawty hat pawesome pals, we've already got ours! 

Get some cake!

SMOOCH'S OFFICIAL BIRTHDAY PAWTRAIT

The Nip Bar is OPEN!

Have a drink! 

Help yourselves to nibbles

 

MMMMM Yummy... seafood and eat it! MOL

Get some pudding

WELCOME TO THE BBHQ NIGHTCLUB

 The Nip Nirvana Lounge

and

 TO THE BBHQ RAVE!!!

Welcome to our nightclub on Level 11 of the Bunker, The Nip Nirvana Lounge, and another epic cat rave. Amber was supposed to be in charge of the bar again, but as at previous BBHQ raves the old lush got a bit effervescent when dancing on the bartop after several Sundew Niptini's. So she needs to recline for a few moments (a long time!!!!). And until she can stand on all four paws again (not anytime soon... we advise self-service!!!!), feel free to help yourself to anything from the bar, and I'm sure Posie or Snowie can assist if mew need any help.

If anypawdy would like any extra snacks or nibbles while in The Nip Nirvana Lounge, don't forget that Humphrey installed one of his really nifty A.I. Replicators in the kitchen behind the bar. Just ask Humphrey for a look at the menu, although he reckons his epic machine can cook up anything, so just input your order in on the screen at the bar, and the kitty-droids will be with mew imminently.

Melvyn and Pandora have set up another epic '90s and early '00s playlist of all the best dance tracks from way back in the day when mewsic was extraordinarily epic.

 

It looks like Fudge has had one Mindbender Green Goblin nip cocktail too many, and, as for me, I'm on Humphrey's catnip beer, which he's been brewing in his laboratory. According to Parsley it's so fizzy it will literally blow your fur off, wish me luck as last year this stuff really hit the spot and I was literally flying! MOL

If mew want to partake in any nip, all varieties are available, including some of our homegrown primo-fur-fluffer; which is one of our most popular strains and its extra zingy, in honour of my birthday we've just cultivated a brand new crop of Psychedelic Panfur which is our ultimate fur fluffing blend yet. Fudge tried some earlier and his giant floof literally exploded! Melvyn has set the hubbly-bubbly pipes up just around the corner from the dance floor. There are oodles of huge floor cushions, enough for everypawdy to get sprawled out on. 

Litter cubicles are in the entrance foyer, gurls use the door on the left and boys the door on the right, and for anypawdy who requires a neutral, gender-fluid litter cubicle please use the door with the Caticorn on, as we're supurr progressive at BBHQ and like to make sure everypawdy's needs are met.

Just a note of warning; whatever mew don't go wandering around the bunker as we don't want anypawdy getting lost or accidentally unleashing the Kraken again, as Basil will be really hissed off if it escapes again, yep it went on the rampage on Level Eight last week and freaked the fluff out of The M-Unit, and it took us ages to catch it, especially after Humphrey used his miniaturizing ray gun on it and it went berserk in Horice's oasis and tried to sink the miniaturized Crimson Revenge pirate ship! MOL

And on that note, I'm headed to the bar. Who wants a catnip beer?

WOOO HOOOOOO DUDES & DUDETTES RAVE ON!

We do hope mew all have an EPIC time at the rave, and if mew need to chill, we have allocated the Crystal Room as the zen zone which is now located next to the nightclub; just head back out into the corridor, take a left and it's the next door along, so mew can have a snooze, take five or just crash out completely.

Thanks for coming, mew know how much we love to pawty with all our supurr besties!

Smooch xx

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