Happy Monday Furry Furiends
It's Mancat Monday, and mew know what that means... it's a mancat zone! MOL
Today Melvyn is here sharing all his uber manlycatness, as we don't think he's featured on MCM for years!
Isn't he cute!
BBHQ'S NEXT TOP MODEL
As many of mew know, Melvyn is an aspiring top model and here's a few of his highlights
I mean,come on, any agent would be silly not to sign this hunky chunk of mancat!
But so far, Melvyn's attempt at getting an agent has failed.
But we said, dude, mew're too good for mainstream.
Mew need something a little more EXOTIC!
Did Mew Know This About Melvyn?
When he first arrived at BBHQ in 2019, his name at the rescue centre was... are mew ready?
MALCOLM
We're going to let mew let mew in a really big secret now; Melvyn loves, and when we say loves, we mean utterly obsessed with unicorns. Yep, mew heard that right...
UNICORNS
There's one particular unicorn toy he's has to play with everynight. We call this one Corn, and Melvyn takes him on adventures around BBHQ.
In fact his unicorn obsession has led the P.A. to obtain more Corns, to put into stock just in case, as Melvyn will not play with substitutes! MOL
If mew'd like to see his favourite unicorn, let us know in the comments.
We'll leave mew bask in the magnificence of all Melvyn's manlycatness, and we look forward to your company on Wednesday when we're back with The Midweek News Round-up, until then...
Wing Commander Basil and The B Team
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