**WELCOME TO ANOTHER LEGENDARY BBHQ BIRTHDAY PAWTY** Happy 23rd Birthday Celestial Basil

Grab a pawty hat epic pals, we've already got ours! MOL

Get some cake!

HERE'S CELESTIAL BASIL'S OFFICIAL BIRTHDAY PAWTRAIT

The Nip Bar is OPEN!

Have a Nip Cocktail or two! 

Help yourself to nibbles 

MMMMM Yummy... seafood and eat it! MOL

Get some pudding

YUM-A-LICIOUSNESS!!!

WELCOME TO THE BBHQ NIGHTCLUB

 The Nip Nirvana Lounge

and

 TO THE BBHQ RAVE!!!

Welcome to the Nip Nirvana Lounge on Level 11 of the Bunker, where we’re throwing the most pawsome, whisker-twitching, tail-fluffing bash in honour of my 23rd birthday! Mew thought that Smooch's Rave last month was legendary? Well, brace yourselves, because tonight, we’re unleashing an entire circus of cat-tastic escapades that will send your kitty senses soaring! (I tried some earlier, and it's fluffing GOOD stuff! MOL)

And the ever-chaotic Amber who can’t have more than two sips of a niptini, the one who always tries to commandeer the bar with her unruly antics? Tonight, we’ve got her firmly stationed with our feline acrobat troupe, the Whisker Warriors, who will be tumbling and frolicking across the dance floor. They’ll be leaping nimbly from cushion to cushion, performing gravity-defying parkour that makes mew wonder if gravity took a holiday! All while Amber conducts the proceedings from the safety of her bar stool! MOL

Meanwhile, our ultra-cool kitty droids remain on standby, ensuring every cocktail, nip chaser, and bubbly surprise is served with the precision of a cat on a laser pointer chase.

Craving extra snacks or a cheeky nibble as mew revel in the madness? Humphrey’s A.I. Replicator is rocking out in the kitchen behind the bar, cooking up a spread so irresistible it might just inspire a flash-mob of funky felines in spontaneous conga lines! Peruse the menu for a treat that tickles your fancy, or if mew’re feeling adventurous, punch in your custom order on the screen and watch our droids deliver it faster than a kitten chasing a floating feather.

And just when mew thought the beats couldn’t get any more electrifying, Smooch and Fudge have cranked up an explosive ‘90s and early ‘00s playlist. The floor is vibrating with thumping bass of retro dance anthems that will have your paws tapping and tails swishing uncontrollably. Over by the lounge, Snowie and Posie are on a wild escapade of their own, one is embarking on an intergalactic trip with the Blu-topia Mindbender while the other’s twirling in a dizzy, delightful mindscape brought on by trying another new catnip blend called Purradise Punch, guaranteed for a burst of bliss that sends your senses on an ecstatic mind reverie. Watch out, or mew might get caught in their playful whirlwind!

But the fun doesn’t stop there. Picture this: a plucky band of stray kittens, known as the Purr-formance Posse, making a surprise entrance. They only arrived at BBHQ last week looking for a place to stay, so of course we took them in. These tiny daredevils are equipped with mini laser pointers and are staging a spontaneous light show that transforms the entire dance floor into a glittering playground. Amid all this chaos, I’m bravely sampling Humphrey’s experimental catnip beer—so fizzy, Parsley claims, that it might just send your whiskers spiralling into another dimension. And for those who dare to follow in my footsteps, a Tangerine Utopia nip cocktail awaits as the ultimate chaser (MOL it’s our masterpiece on the bottom row, third from the left).

For the thrill-seekers looking to dial up the fun, every variety of catnip is on the menu, including our show-stopping new strain: Whiska Wonderland. Fudge, our resident ginger ninja and ultimate purr-veyor of mischief, tried Whiska Wonderland earlier and, true to form, his giant tail floof detonation lit up the lounge like a sparkler explosion. Not to be outdone, a couple of party cats have even started a friendly challenge, the Great Cushion Crawl, racing from one oversized cushion to another, all while dodging playful leaps from their furry companions. Though I think that Posie might be tripping out in that area! MOL

Litter cubicles are strategically stationed in the entrance foyer (gurls to the left, boys to the right), but do be cautious: stray too far, and mew might stumble upon yet another caper in the maze-like Bunker, especially down on Level 16, where Fudge’s Magical Menagerie might be staging their own mischief. Should mew catch sight of a bunch of mysterious critter scurrying by, it’s probably another furry fun-run rather than a nip-induced hallucination! So keep calm, and have some more catnip!

And so, with feline antics at every turn and escapades that defy gravity, I’m off to the bar. Who’s joining me for a catnip beer as we toast the legend that I am, and celebrate a night packed with whisker-frizzled, laugh-until-mew-purr fun? Dive in, let loose, and let the cat escapades rock your world!

WOOO HOOOOOO DUDES & DUDETTES RAVE ON!

We do hope mew all have an EPIC time at the rave, and if mew need to chill, we have allocated the Crystal Room as the zen zone which is now located next to the nightclub; just head back out into the corridor, take a left and it's the next door along, so mew can have a snooze, take five or just crash completely.

Thanks furry much for coming, I love a big get-together at BBHQ with all my epically epic furiends!

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**WELCOME TO ANOTHER LEGENDARY BBHQ BIRTHDAY PAWTY** Happy 14th Birthday Smooch

Grab a pawty hat pawesome pals, we've already got ours!

Get some cake!

SMOOCH'S OFFICIAL BIRTHDAY PAWTRAIT

The Nip Bar is OPEN!

Have a drink! 

Help yourselves to nibbles!

 

MMMMM Yummy... seafood and eat it! MOL

Get some pudding

WELCOME TO THE BBHQ NIGHTCLUB

 The Nip Nirvana Lounge

and

 TO THE BBHQ RAVE!!!

As I strutted toward the bar, I could see the dance floor pulsing with colourful lights, cats of all shapes and sizes grooving to Melvyn and Pandora's nostalgic beats. Everypawdy was in their own little world, lost in the rhythm. I couldn't help but feel giddy; the atmosphere was electric. “Hey, Fudge!” I called out as we crossed paths. He was lounging on a particularly plush cushion, a dazed expression plastered on his face. “Are mew alive over there, dude?” “Just… floating,” he replied, his voice slightly slurred. “I think I found the purrfect blend of sounds, catnip and nibbles. This is paradise!” Laughing, I turned my attention back to the bar. Posie was attempting to wrangle the wild crowd of party-goers trying to serve themselves. “Need a paw, Posie?” I offered, grabbing a couple of jugs of catnip beer. “Only if you promise not to drink it all yourself!” she chuckled, eyeing the rapidly emptying pitchers. I nodded in agreement, pouring a little for myself before distributing cups to those nearby. As the party swelled, Humphrey came prancing out from the kitchen, a gleam in his eyes. “Did I hear someone say ‘snacks’?” He flicked on the replicator, showcasing a holographic menu filled with delightful culinary options. “We have everything from Tuna Tartare to Catnip Caviar! What will it be?” A chorus of excited meows erupted from the gathering crowd. I quickly cut in, “How about some of those Tuna Tartare bites? And make sure mew whip up some extra for Amber; she’ll need fuel when she’s ready to resume her illustrious bartending!” While I watched Humphrey obediently type commands into the replicator, my focus shifted back to the dance floor. I saw Melvyn doing the "Kitten Shuffle", a somewhat awkward yet undeniably charming dance move. It reminded me of the carefree days of youth, before life had gotten so… serious. Suddenly, a flash of bright colour caught my eye. It was Pandora, decked out in a sequined vest that sparkled under the disco lights. She bounded over, a mischievous grin on her face. “What do mew think about a surprise dance-off to get this party even wilder?” “How do mew beat a dance-off?” I asked. But her enthusiasm was contagious. The thought of Fudge trying to keep up with her while riding the wave of catnip beer sounded too hilarious to resist. “Everypawdy loves a good challenge!” she declared. “Let’s get everyone in here! And the winner gets a lifetime supply of the Psychedelic Panfur!” The crowd erupted with cheers as I made my way to the front, rallying the kitties together. “Alright, everypawdy! Time for a dance-off! Show us what mew’ve got!” As the first beats dropped, I could feel the energy in the lounge crescendo. Fudge was wobbling back onto the dance floor, even Basil was struggling to keep up, while Amber peeked over the bar, her eyes slowly lighting up as she recognised the growing fun around her. Snowie floated around with a drink in paw, nodding approvingly at the budding chaos. The Nip Nirvana Lounge was alive with laughter, dance, and the sweet, sweet smell of catnip in the air. As I joined the ranks of dancing kitties, I thought to myself that this would be a birthday to remember!

WOOO HOOOOOO DUDES & DUDETTES RAVE ON!

We do hope mew all have an EPIC time at the rave, and if mew need to chill, we have allocated the Crystal Room as the zen zone which is now located next to the nightclub; just head back out into the corridor, take a left and it's the next door along, so mew can have a snooze, take five or just crash out completely.

Thanks for coming, mew know how much we love to pawty with all our supurr besties!

Smooch

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Happy 22nd Birthday Celestial Basil

Grab a pawty hat furbulous pals, we've already got ours! MOL

Get some cake!

HERE'S CELESTIAL BASIL'S OFFICIAL BIRTHDAY PAWTRAIT

The Nip Bar is OPEN!

Have a Nip Cocktail or two! 

Help yourself to nibbles 

MMMMM Yummy... seafood and eat it! MOL

Get some pudding

YUM-A-LICIOUSNESS!!!

WELCOME TO THE BBHQ NIGHTCLUB

 The Nip Nirvana Lounge

and

 TO THE BBHQ RAVE!!!

Welcome to our nightclub on Level 11 of the Bunker; The Nip Nirvana Lounge and another legendary cat rave. Mew may remember at Smooch’s Rave last month; Amber tried to be in charge of the bar again, even though she's been banned due to being an old lush! So we have brought in kitty droids to serve the drinks from our extensive cocktail menu.

If mew would like any extra snacks or nibbles while in The Nip Nirvana Lounge, Humphrey’s A.I. Replicator is in the kitchen behind the bar. Just look at the menu to see what grabs your fancy, or if mew want something that’s not on the main menu, just input your order on the screen at the bar, and the kitty droids will be with mew imminently. 

Smooch and Fudge have set up another most epic ‘90s and early ’00s playlist of all the best dance tracks from way back in the day when mewsic was extraordinarily epic. 

Snowie has been lushing out on the Blu-topia Mindbender nip cocktail and Posie is also about to go down that rabbit hole with her, so be careful mew don’t fall over them at some point!  

I’m sampling the latest batch of catnip beer that Humphrey has been brewing in his laboratory, and according to Parsley, it’s so fizzy it will literally blow your fur off. Wish me luck as this is my second and I’ve got Tangerine Utopia nip cocktail as a chaser! MOL (That’s the one on the bottom row, third from the left on the drinks menu).

If mew want to partake in any catnip, all varieties are available, including some of our homegrown primo-fur-fluffer; it’s a brand new strain with extra zing that we’ve launched just in time for my birthday called Nutty Fluff-Face.

Fudge tried some Nutty Fluff-Face earlier and his giant floof literally exploded, but then his giant floof is always exploding everywhere! MOL Melvyn has set the hubbly bubbly pipes up just around the corner from the dance floor. There are oodles of huge floor cushions, enough for everypawdy to get sprawled out on, and if the nip run lows just ask the kitty droids for a top-up.  

Litter cubicles are in the entrance foyer, gurls use the door on the left and boys the door on the right, and whatever mew don’t go wandering around the bunker as we don’t want anypawdy getting lost or accidentally heading down to Level 16 and releasing all Fudge’s Magical Menagerie, they did escape at the weekend and we’re not sure if all of them are back on Level 16, so if mew come across any weird little creatures, it’s not the nip mew’ve just had! MOL  

And on that note, I’m headed to the bar. Who wants a catnip beer?

WOOO HOOOOOO DUDES & DUDETTES RAVE ON!

We do hope mew all have an EPIC time at the rave, and if mew need to chill, we have allocated the Crystal Room as the zen zone which is now located next to the nightclub; just head back out into the corridor, take a left and it's the next door along, so mew can have a snooze, take five or just crash completely.

Thanks furry much for coming, I love a big get-together at BBHQ with all my epically epic furiends!

Wing Commander Basil - Celestial Status

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