**HAPPY BIRTHDAY** Parsley's Epic 12th Birthday Rave

Grab a pawty hat pawesome pals, we've already got ours! 

Get some cake!

HERE'S PARSLEY'S OFFICIAL BIRTHDAY PAWTRAIT

The Nip Bar is OPEN!

Have a tipple! 

Help yourselves to nibbles!

 

MMMMM Yummy... seafood and eat it! MOL

Get some pudding!

WELCOME TO THE BBHQ NIGHTCLUB

 The Nip Nirvana Lounge

WELCOME TO THE BBHQ RAVE!!!

WOOOOOO HOOOOOOO PAWTY FLUFFERS! 

Amber begged to be in charge of the bar again after being repeatedly banned, plus a future lifetime ban, as she was just getting so out of control. But she begged and pleaded, promising to be epic, and we gave in (huge mistake), and now she's passed out behind the bar. The above picture was taken earlier, before that passing out event, when she was merely lying on the bar in a semi-drunken coma.

  So if mew don't see her again, the kitty-droids will stretcher her to the med-bay for a snooze. She may rejoin us when she can stand again. In the meantime, feel free to help yourself to anything from the bar, and I'm sure Posie or Snowie can assist if mew need any help.

If anypawdy would like extra snacks or nibbles while in The Nip Nirvana Lounge, Humphrey's really nifty A.I. Replicators can cook up whatever mew want. Just ask Humphrey for a look at the menu and put your order in on the screen at the bar, and the kitty droids will be with mew imminently.

Melvyn and Pandora have set up another epic 80s and early 90s playlist of all the best dance tracks from way back in the day when mewsic was extraordinarily epic.

 

It looks like Fudge has had one Mindbender Purrple Purradise nip cocktail too many and, as for me, I'm on the Atomic Surprise Nip-blasters with a slice of lemming. According to Smooch, these things literally blow your fur off; wish me luck, as this is my 4th! MOL

If mew want to partake in any nip, all varieties are available, including some of our supurr zingy homegrown primo-fur-fluffers, and to celebrate my birthday, Humphrey created a new strain, which is an exceptional velvety catnip called the Smoove Oppurrator mix. And believe me, when I tell mew, it's fluffing good nip! 

 Fudge tried some earlier, and his giant floof literally did the opposite of the regular floof explosion, and it's now so sleek and well-behaved! MOL

Smooch has set the hubbly-bubbly pipes up just around the corner from the dance floor. There are oodles of jumbo floor cushions, enough for everypawdy to get sprawled out on. 

Litter cubicles are in the entrance foyer, girls use the door on the left and boys the door on the right, and whatever mew don't go wandering around the bunker as we don't want anypawdy getting lost or worse, accidentally falling through a rogue interdimensional time portal that keeps popping up on Level 14.

And on that note, I'm headed to the bar. Who wants an Atomic Surprise Nip-blasters?

WOOO HOOOOOO DUDES & DUDETTES RAVE ON!

We do hope mew all have an EPIC time at the rave, and if mew need to chill, we have allocated the Crystal Room as the zen-zone which is now located next to the nightclub; just head back out into the corridor, take a left and it's the next door along, so mew can have a snooze, take five or just crash completely.

Thanks for coming, mew know how much we love to pawty with all our supurr besties!

Parsley 

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**HAPPY BIRTHDAY** Melvyn's Epic 7th Birthday Rave

     

Welcome to the pawty fluffy furiends!

Grab a pawty hat pawesome pals, we've already got ours! 

Get some cake!

HERE'S MELVYN'S OFFICIAL BIRTHDAY PAWTRAIT

The Nip Bar is OPEN!

Have a tipple!

Help yourselves to nibbles!

 

MMMMM Yummy... seafood and eat it! MOL

Get some pudding!

WELCOME TO THE BBHQ NIGHTCLUB

 The Nip Nirvana Lounge

AND ANOTHER EPIC BBHQ RAVE!!!

SHAKE YOUR PAWS IN THE AIR LIKE MEW JUST DON'T CARE!

Greetings and a supurr furry welcome to the Nip Nirvana Lounge, our exclusive nightclub located on Level 11 of the Bunker. We are delighted to have mew join us for Melvyn's 7th birthday rave, which promises to be a most epically epic affair! 

Tonight's exceptional playlist has been curated by Parsley and Pandora, featuring the best dance tracks from the 90s and early 00s. Additionally, if mew feel the need to snack, Humphrey's AI Replicator machine can prepare any dish of your choice. Simply place an order on the screen at the bar, and the kitty-droids will serve it to mew in a jiffy.

We'd like to inform mew that Snowie and Posie are on bar duty and are available to mix your favourite drinks, and they purromise not to sample said drinks, before giving them to mew- unlike Amber, who would! MOL

If mew're in the mood for some extra primo catnip, we've got all varieties available, including our latest homegrown release, the Purrple Starfish Mix. Try not to dance too fast, like Basil did, and end up in a pile of cushions covered in more of the catnip! MOL  

And speaking of cushions, as mew move towards the dance floor, mew'll notice the hubbly-bubbly pipes set up in the corner. We've also arranged ample supurr plush, velvet floor cushions so mew can relax and enjoy the mewsic. Fudge is headed there now to try some of Fuzzy Heathen pawty mix catnip, guaranteed to ruffle your fur in all kinds of ways mew didn't know was pawsible! MOL

Also, Smooch is in charge of the Kitty Karaoke, so if mew want to blast out a tune, just tell him, and he'll make all your wishes come true.

In case mew need to use the litter cubicles, they are in the entrance foyer. Please note that the girls' cubicles are on the left, and the boys' cubicles are on the right.

We hope mew to have an epically epic time, and don't worry, what happens in the bunker stays in the bunker! MOL Please don't wander off too far. We wouldn't want anyone getting lost in the Bunker, as last week, Parsley and Smooch took a wrong turn on Level Thirteen and got lost for two days as the cheeky bunker-building nanobots were playing silly buggers and kept moving the corridors!

If mew require assistance with anything, please don't hesitate to let us know. So, who's ready for a nip cocktail? MOL

WOOO HOOOOOO DUDES & DUDETTES RAVE ON!

We do hope mew all have an EPIC time at the rave, and if mew need to chill, we have allocated the Crystal Room as the zen zone which is now located next to the nightclub; just head back out into the corridor, take a left and it's the next door along, so mew can have a snooze, take five or just crash completely.

Thanks for coming, mew know how much we love to pawty with all our supurr besties!

Melvyn xx

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**HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!** Fudge's Epic 9th Birthday Rave!!!

Welcome to the pawty fluffy furiends!

Grab a pawty hat furbulous pals, we've already got ours! MOL

Get some cake!

HERE'S FUDGE'S OFFICIAL BIRTHDAY PAWTRAIT

The Nip Bar is OPEN!

Have a tipple! 

Help yourselves to nibbles!

 

MMMMM Yummy... seafood and eat it! MOL

Get some pudding!

WELCOME TO THE BBHQ NIGHTCLUB

 The Nip Nirvana Lounge

AND ANOTHER BBHQ RAVE!!!

SHAKE YOUR PAWS IN THE AIR LIKE MEW JUST DON'T CARE!

Welcome to The Nip Nirvana Lounge, our nightclub on Level 11 of the Bunker. We are proud to host another epically epic birthday rave and look forward to providing mew with a highly memorable experience.

We regret to inform you that Amber is still banned from managing the bar because of some prior issues at previous raves, the old lush. Though, we have taken the necessary measures to ensure mew receive the very best service while at BBHQ. Including building more kitty droids to serve mew from our extensive cocktail menu.

If mew feel peckish during your stay at The Nip Nirvana Lounge, mew can rely on Humphrey’s A.I. Replicator, conveniently located in the kitchen behind the bar. Peruse through the menu to select your desired snack or nibbles and place your order on the screen at the bar. And if mew wish to customise your order, choose the custom option on the screen and tell it want mew want. The kitty droids will deliver your order promptly.

Smooch and Pandora have curated a fantastic playlist featuring the best dance tracks from the ‘90s and early ‘00s. Mew are guaranteed to have a blast dancing to some of the most epic tunes from back in the day. Be mindful not to trip over Amber and Posie, who are currently indulging in the Blu-topia Mindbender nip cocktail. Humphrey has been busy brewing more catnip beer in his laboratory, which we debuted at Smooch’s Birthday pawty last year, but he says he's now made it even more potent! YIKES!  According to Parsley, it’s an extra fizzy delight that will blow your fur off.

I am currently sampling it, along with the Tangerine Blast nip cocktail as a chaser. Mew can also find the Orange Sunburst Utopia nip cocktail on the drinks menu at the bar, I just had one of those earlier, and I must say it is ameowzing! MOL

For those who enjoy catnip, we have all varieties available, including our homegrown primo-fur-fluffer. We had a new strain called Nutty Fluff-Face launched at Basil’s pawty last month, and by all indications, it’s one of our strongest varieties to date! However, please be cautious as Parsley tried it earlier, and he literally ended up on the ceiling (PAH – What a lightweight pussy! MOL!) And in honour of my birthday this year, Humphrey created a new strain called, THE FLOOF EXPLOSION, so if mew're up for trying new things, this might be right up your alley... just see what happened to my tail on The Midweek News! MOL

Currently, Basil and Snowie are too nipped out to care and are dancing up a storm all around the nightclub. It’ll be a conga line in no time, so get ready to grab a tail!

Melvyn has set up the hubbly bubbly pipes just around the corner from the dance floor, where mew can unwind and relax on some sumptuous velvet floor cushions. The kitty droids will be ready to refill your nip supply whenever mew need it and deliver snacks right to your furbulously nipped-out and epically reclined location. 

The entrance foyer features litter cubicles for your convenience. We have separate facilities for girls and boys, with the left door designated for girls and the right door designated for boys.

F.Y.I. 

It is essential to avoid wandering around the bunker and investigating rooms which don’t need investigating! As we do not want anyone getting lost or accidentally releasing the Magical Menagerie on Level 16 (or the Kraken.... again). Some of the magical creatures escaped again the other day, and we are not sure if all of them have returned yet, as we have been too busy organising the pawty to do a propurr headcount. So, if mew come across any weird and wonderpurr creatures, it is not due to the nip, or the number of beverages mew have consumed. 

And with that, I am headed to the bar. If mew would like a catnip beer, please feel free to join me!

WOOO HOOOOOO DUDES & DUDETTES RAVE ON!

We do hope mew all have an EPIC time at the rave, and if mew need to chill, we have allocated the Crystal Room as the zen-zone which is now located next to the nightclub; just head back out into the corridor, take a left, and it's the next door along, so mew can have a snooze, take five or just crash completely.

Thanks for coming, mew know how much we love to pawty and celebrate with all our supurr besties!

Fudge xx

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