As mew can see we've really got our green on today! MOL
Well what's been happening this week, I hear mew ask? Amber got mugged by some cheeky leprechauns on the way back from her pole dancing club the other evening. They took all her tips and her rather fetching green costume which Pandora had designed fur her! Who knew leprechauns could be so hostile, tut tut tut, shame on them!
I drank copious amounts of nip beer at our St Paddy's Day Pawty and then followed a rather mystical rainbow to find a great big pile of gold, like who knew that could happen in real life? And so guess where I'm headed, yep mew guessed it; Dwight Dastardly my local Dealer in Arms and Ammunition, here I come.
As I saw a rather pawesome Oshkosh truck at his secret yard the other day, and obviously as he's more secret than the Secret Service he wouldn't let me take any footage. So I had to go to youtube and find mew this; as it's just too epic not to show mew, and wait till mew see how it drives offur terrain, mew'll be wanting one too! MOL
Isn't it an epically epic BEAST?
The P.A. says she's having furst goes in it if I do get one, as it's another one of her top 10 fav trucks in the #2 slot, she says she'll neffur have purroblems parking again - by that I think she means she can just leave it anywhere - try towing that Mr Parking-Meter-Man!!! MOL OOPS!
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