With Amber ~ The Best Library Kitty in the entire Mewton~Clawson Parish
Hello gorgeous library guests and welcome to my private library
I'm at a total loss for wurds about such a heinous accusation... I'm mean come on, would I ever?
"Sorry what's that Smooch? Oh mew have evidence, well let me see it!"
"Yeah Amber, I've got evidence of mew on the security feed!" Smooch replied. "Mew're BUSTED!"
CAUGHT RED-PAWED HOGGING ALL THE WARMS
Oh fluff I'd better come clean then and stop feigning total indignity and utter outrage.
Well, lovely readers, my cover has been blown and yes I fully admit it [only because I have no other choice!]; this week I have been a total and utter FIRE HOG! OOPS! MOL But it has been cold, I am the eldest and I do have a bit of Arthur, so I'm the E wurd - ENTITLED!
Kristina Patmore & Cameron Hinde
Research has shown that singing to your cat is common practice and indicates a normal and healthy human-feline relationship. However, such performances are typically spontaneous, poorly structured, incoherent, or even tuneless!
But the screeching and wailing aside, what a really fun book and I totally recommend it, as long as your hooman isn't a wailer or a screecher!
The lyrics are set to well-known tunes which most of your hoomans should be well versed in or at least have a basic knowledge of, and if not mew can always google it.
This has to be one of the funnest books I've ever encountered, well done to the authors for devising such a pile of fun for mew and your hooman, as who doesn't want to be serenaded? Just don't ask the P.A.to sing, we've only just got offur the last flood, anypurrdy else will do!
Purrfect for any time of the day or night!
Keep calm and read on